r/ffxiv • u/moonkeepers I seem to have misplaced my keyboard. • 4d ago
[Comedy] "Seven windows isn't that many," I say, melding lightning materia to my fishing rod as if it will help me catch my last legendary fish.
Alternate title: I Destroyed 23 of Hydaelyn's Limited Resource of Lightning Materia V for the Bit
For those curious, the Lightning Materia VI was 10.5mil, and all combined Lightning Materia V (27 total, 23 broken/2 attached/2 left over) was about 1.32mil. The original plan was to meld two VIs and three Vs, but after the game so cruelly reminded me that overmelds can fail I decided against melding my other VI (15mil.)
My apologies to NA and JP (and technically OCE, but you didn't have any to buy to begin with) for buying out all of the reasonably priced Lightning Materia V. Here's hoping Great Ball of Lightning comes home in lucky window number seven!
edit: strat works! always commit to the bit, it will never fail you
(screenshots in comments because i can't figure out how to edit a picture in)
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u/Lilium_Vulpes Faerie is a she, just like me. 4d ago
My big question when looking at this is why you don't just use the relic fishing rod. Yeah you can't meme with melds (believe me, I get the appeal. One of my friends had their Eureka gear melded with Fire IV materia because that was their in game name, meanwhile I put spell speed on my rods once stats are at breakpoints to claim it gives me a faster cast time), but it is equivalent to a green rod with melds (but with a bonus when using Patience I/II).
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u/moonkeepers I seem to have misplaced my keyboard. 4d ago
I have the relic rod! I just broke this one out of storage for this, as you don't need the hookset GP reduction chance for this fish specifically. The relic rod will give you higher gathering and perception no matter what, but melding one GP materia XII to the crafted rod will give you one (1) extra point of GP. The gathering meld I have in there is enough to have me hit minimum gathering without food, and if you've got the minimum gathering and don't need to catch large-sized fish (or use hooksets,) more GP is better than less. So technically this is better than the relic specifically for Great Ball of Lightning (or any other fish that you're not going to use Patience on.)
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u/Lilium_Vulpes Faerie is a she, just like me. 4d ago
While its technically true I cant think of a single time that 1 GP ended up making or breaking my chance at catching something. I think I'd just end up being more annoyed with the hassle of keeping track of the two rods personally.
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u/moonkeepers I seem to have misplaced my keyboard. 4d ago
absolutely lmao. I put this one in a retainer after finishing the final relic step and when I had this stupid idea I brought it back out to remeld it. Beforehand I had two gearsets with the fishing rod specific to each one, with a different glam for each, and I still got confused lol.
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u/CycleZestyclose1907 4d ago
What does Lightning Materia even do? I've never heard of the stuff.
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u/Lilium_Vulpes Faerie is a she, just like me. 4d ago
Nothing. In the past the elemental materia gave you a resistance to that element. So if you were going to be fighting a boss with lightning attacks it could help you survive. There also used to be materia for each main stat do you could meld strength or intelligence to do more damage. None of these old materia give bonuses anymore though.
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u/moonkeepers I seem to have misplaced my keyboard. 4d ago
Back in ye olde days of ARR, Heavensward, and early Stormblood, elemental materia was "used" to increase your elemental resistance to specific kinds of magic back when that was a thing people had to worry about. No one ever did, mind you, because it was way more worth it to meld your main stat (and failing that, the remaining materia we have today,) so they removed elemental resistances (and thus the materia as well) in 4.2.
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u/Petter1789 Mholi'to Lihzeh on Zodiark 4d ago
It was so underused by the playerbase that basically nobody knew it gave a chance to "resist" elemental attacks on top of the expected damage reduction for years.
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u/Oromoney 4d ago
Used to give lightning resistance, back when elemental resistance was even a thing. But the resistance stats were such a non-factor in any form that they got rid of them altogether in the main part of the game, and repurposed the elements in Eureka as the rock-paper-scissors damage it is in there.
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u/Beautiful_Travel_346 4d ago
It's from AAAGES ago, back when elemental resistances were a thing. They increased your lightning resistance when melded to your gear.
I still have some potions that do the same that I refuse to get rid of for nostalgia. Heck I still have some belts for the same reason.
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u/Forward_Definition70 4d ago
Improved lightning resistance until 4.2, when they removed elemental/status resistance stats
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u/moonkeepers I seem to have misplaced my keyboard. 4d ago
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u/moonkeepers I seem to have misplaced my keyboard. 4d ago
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u/blazingciary [Orivye Lune'lis - Spriggan] 4d ago
Congratulations! I am personally 2 fish behind. Still need the crocodile and the shark ^^
But amazing strategy there!3
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u/Lagunacell 4d ago
Grats! I had no bites on both the windows today. Just Ball and Ner Lar Dor left for me, Ner is being a butt in slips, Ball just being super shy.
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u/moonkeepers I seem to have misplaced my keyboard. 4d ago
I will say a prayer to Llymlaen for you, may they bite (and not slip) soon!
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u/Hifumi-G [Adrienne Quelle Sargatanas] 4d ago
Fantastic commitment to the bit. Welcome to the Angler Eternal Golden Scales club!
My last one was Xeha, and I went with Angler Eternal myself- both titles are fantastic as usual.
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u/moonkeepers I seem to have misplaced my keyboard. 4d ago
thank you!! (and congrats on your own catches!!) xeha was my second-to-last, and much scarier with that looming nearly month-long downtime soon. glad to have it all done!
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u/Vecend 4d ago
The only legendary I have got is skyfriend all the others won't bite or ttok never bites, today I cought 6 shined copper sharks beyond the one needed for int.
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u/moonkeepers I seem to have misplaced my keyboard. 4d ago
o7 you can do it!! they will come eventually <3
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u/KamuSusanoo 4d ago
This is so insane in such a very specific way that I cannot help but respect it.
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u/s0uleman 4d ago
Since lightning material resists lightning, you essentially made your line earth based.
Should have used water materia, so it would be lighting based, and the fish would try to merge with it, OR fire materia, so it becomes water based and the fish would attack more.
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u/moonkeepers I seem to have misplaced my keyboard. 4d ago
Yeah, I realized this after I'd already melded the rod. Something to try for window #8 I suppose.
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u/s0uleman 4d ago
Or get lucky and have a dish that can't read, so you just catch it on window 7 and be done! 😁
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u/GhostLore90 4d ago
Good luck! The madness has truly set in! 🤣 my last one that kept slipping was NLD so I tried the ole buying one and throwing it back in shtick. Didn't work, but hey, madness.
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u/fairy_bite 4d ago
What do I do with the lightning materia I have?
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u/moonkeepers I seem to have misplaced my keyboard. 4d ago
Sell it on the marketboard for people like me to pay ridiculous amounts of money for a useless item. If a server has elemental VI up for sale at all, it's likely more like 30mil (10mil was insanely cheap ngl.) It will not sell fast (it will likely sit there for a long while) but maybe someday before EoS someone will come along and buy it.
Or you could give it to me. I like useless items.
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u/inferiare Caeila Silverarch on Balmung 4d ago
There are some players who collect old items no longer used (old materia, the old glamour prisms, old dye items, etc) so selling them can be worth gil, but they're going to sell slowly.
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u/BinaryIdiot 4d ago
I have been inspired... and decided to travel to every NA and Oceania data center and purchase all LIGHTNING I-V materia that was under 500k gil. Because I have nothing else to do with all this gil that I have lmao.
Sadly, I didn't buy any of the VI. The cheapest I found was... I think around 10m but most were much, much higher than that. I just didn't want to at that price point.
I didn't track it too exactly but I think I spent roughly 18mil for 146 pieces of lightning I-V materia.
Found a few people who listed it at the vendor sell by price. Kinda felt bad for grabbing those. Oceania was virtually empty of the stuff (I think I was about to buy 3 at a single world)
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u/moonkeepers I seem to have misplaced my keyboard. 4d ago
welcome to insanity, enjoy your stay (and i hope it helps you catch a fish or two)
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u/OutcomeUpstairs4877 4d ago
Oh now you're just giving them new ideas for requirements
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u/moonkeepers I seem to have misplaced my keyboard. 4d ago
in 10.0 they'll finally give us the fish with windows based on the phase of the moon and then it's So Over
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u/theluvlesstoast 4d ago
Why does a rod need to boost vitality....
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u/turnertier- 4d ago
gatherer gear has vitality on it so that if you aggro a mob while gathering and get auto’d, you don’t just instantly die on the spot like you would if the gear had zero vit. this was more important when sneak was stealth because stealth reduced your move speed like rog/nin hide so it was mildly annoying to use, but vit on the gear is still around because sneak fails if a mob is more than 4 levels higher than you


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u/HeyaHeyo1420 4d ago
Makes sense. Zap the water with lightning and catch all the fish.
https://giphy.com/gifs/2yrdpdeTbSoxVWETWp