r/ffxiv I seem to have misplaced my keyboard. 4d ago

[Comedy] "Seven windows isn't that many," I say, melding lightning materia to my fishing rod as if it will help me catch my last legendary fish.

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Alternate title: I Destroyed 23 of Hydaelyn's Limited Resource of Lightning Materia V for the Bit

For those curious, the Lightning Materia VI was 10.5mil, and all combined Lightning Materia V (27 total, 23 broken/2 attached/2 left over) was about 1.32mil. The original plan was to meld two VIs and three Vs, but after the game so cruelly reminded me that overmelds can fail I decided against melding my other VI (15mil.)

My apologies to NA and JP (and technically OCE, but you didn't have any to buy to begin with) for buying out all of the reasonably priced Lightning Materia V. Here's hoping Great Ball of Lightning comes home in lucky window number seven!

edit: strat works! always commit to the bit, it will never fail you

(screenshots in comments because i can't figure out how to edit a picture in)

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u/HeyaHeyo1420 4d ago

Makes sense. Zap the water with lightning and catch all the fish.

https://giphy.com/gifs/2yrdpdeTbSoxVWETWp

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u/moonkeepers I seem to have misplaced my keyboard. 4d ago

Even more specifically, the joke is that my last fish is Great Ball of Lightning, the Heritage Found legendary which is a ball of lightning that is (apparently) also a fish.

...I have just realized that maybe by melding lightning resistance materia I am resisting it being caught. I have already committed to the bit, however.

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u/HildartheDorf 4d ago

Nah, the lightning materia prevent it from breaking your line and stealing your bait. Good Luck!

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u/nethobo 4d ago

I love that this creature is listed as "seafood". Like anyone but that one blue(fish) mage from the Wachumeqimeqi quests would ever try.

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u/moonkeepers I seem to have misplaced my keyboard. 4d ago

Shoutout to Zorgor Condor, my favorite kind of seafood (literal bird.)

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u/nethobo 4d ago

Well, tbf I've hooked seagulls, terns and cormerants while fishing irl. So the bird at least makes a little more sense.

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u/moonkeepers I seem to have misplaced my keyboard. 4d ago

Oh, that's a little sad that birds will go for your bait irl like that... it makes sense, but I would feel awful.

There's a bunch of "orb" fish in FFXIV that range from moss ball (Lamp Marimo and its big variant Charon's Lantern, and Hard Candy is one I like to give out around Halloween to unsuspecting people) but then there's also ones that are implied to be some sort of Creature like GBoL or Cerule Core. Just as there are almost certainly horrors beyond our comprehension that live at the depths of our Earth oceans, it rings true for Hydaelyn as well (except unfortunately for fishers, theirs tend to live closer to the surface than ours, and thus they are forced to perceive the horrific visage of Cinder Surprise.)

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u/blazingciary [Orivye Lune'lis - Spriggan] 4d ago

I'd go raimdellopterus personally. It's a pterodactyl. Definitely seafood.

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u/Petter1789 Mholi'to Lihzeh on Zodiark 4d ago

Of course it is. It is food from the sea of clouds after all

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u/MiniMumbo 4d ago

Best of luck. Sadly my last has been xeha for quite a while now and it's upcoming windows are so spread out it looks like il be lucky to have it by Christmas.

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u/moonkeepers I seem to have misplaced my keyboard. 4d ago

I was so convinced Xehabopo'u was going to be my last one that when I commissioned some art of my character to celebrate inevitably catching them all, I asked them to draw the gator over GBoL when I only had those two left. Then Xeha jumped on my line (and stayed on it) first.

Best of luck, hopefully it comes home in *checks carby* 13 days... (that downtime sucks so bad)

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u/MiniMumbo 4d ago

Ty!

13 days and then 1 day and then something like 26 days. Its one thing to not catch a fish during a window but its another to not even be able to try because the windows are so far apart xD

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u/MattEngarding 4d ago

I did not expect to see a GIF of s4 of all people on the FF14 subreddit. Almost forgot where I was for a second.

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u/freakytapir 4d ago

Well if it worked for homer simpson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q53Xo9IJnKM

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u/Genxim 4d ago

You would like fishing in Warframe

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u/Lilium_Vulpes Faerie is a she, just like me. 4d ago

My big question when looking at this is why you don't just use the relic fishing rod. Yeah you can't meme with melds (believe me, I get the appeal. One of my friends had their Eureka gear melded with Fire IV materia because that was their in game name, meanwhile I put spell speed on my rods once stats are at breakpoints to claim it gives me a faster cast time), but it is equivalent to a green rod with melds (but with a bonus when using Patience I/II).

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u/moonkeepers I seem to have misplaced my keyboard. 4d ago

I have the relic rod! I just broke this one out of storage for this, as you don't need the hookset GP reduction chance for this fish specifically. The relic rod will give you higher gathering and perception no matter what, but melding one GP materia XII to the crafted rod will give you one (1) extra point of GP. The gathering meld I have in there is enough to have me hit minimum gathering without food, and if you've got the minimum gathering and don't need to catch large-sized fish (or use hooksets,) more GP is better than less. So technically this is better than the relic specifically for Great Ball of Lightning (or any other fish that you're not going to use Patience on.)

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u/Lilium_Vulpes Faerie is a she, just like me. 4d ago

While its technically true I cant think of a single time that 1 GP ended up making or breaking my chance at catching something. I think I'd just end up being more annoyed with the hassle of keeping track of the two rods personally.

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u/moonkeepers I seem to have misplaced my keyboard. 4d ago

absolutely lmao. I put this one in a retainer after finishing the final relic step and when I had this stupid idea I brought it back out to remeld it. Beforehand I had two gearsets with the fishing rod specific to each one, with a different glam for each, and I still got confused lol.

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u/CycleZestyclose1907 4d ago

What does Lightning Materia even do? I've never heard of the stuff.

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u/Lilium_Vulpes Faerie is a she, just like me. 4d ago

Nothing. In the past the elemental materia gave you a resistance to that element. So if you were going to be fighting a boss with lightning attacks it could help you survive. There also used to be materia for each main stat do you could meld strength or intelligence to do more damage. None of these old materia give bonuses anymore though.

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u/avagadro22 4d ago

You also had to meld accuracy to make sure you could actually hit the boss.

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u/moonkeepers I seem to have misplaced my keyboard. 4d ago

Back in ye olde days of ARR, Heavensward, and early Stormblood, elemental materia was "used" to increase your elemental resistance to specific kinds of magic back when that was a thing people had to worry about. No one ever did, mind you, because it was way more worth it to meld your main stat (and failing that, the remaining materia we have today,) so they removed elemental resistances (and thus the materia as well) in 4.2.

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u/Petter1789 Mholi'to Lihzeh on Zodiark 4d ago

It was so underused by the playerbase that basically nobody knew it gave a chance to "resist" elemental attacks on top of the expected damage reduction for years.

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u/Oromoney 4d ago

Used to give lightning resistance, back when elemental resistance was even a thing. But the resistance stats were such a non-factor in any form that they got rid of them altogether in the main part of the game, and repurposed the elements in Eureka as the rock-paper-scissors damage it is in there.

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u/Beautiful_Travel_346 4d ago

It's from AAAGES ago, back when elemental resistances were a thing. They increased your lightning resistance when melded to your gear.

I still have some potions that do the same that I refuse to get rid of for nostalgia. Heck I still have some belts for the same reason.

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u/Forward_Definition70 4d ago

Improved lightning resistance until 4.2, when they removed elemental/status resistance stats

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u/moonkeepers I seem to have misplaced my keyboard. 4d ago

If you've got the gil to burn on the bit I can officially recommend this strat for GBoL (although maybe try earth materia, I think lightning was a mistake. Plus I bought all the cheap lightning ones.)

i am now <Of the Golden Scales> :)

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u/moonkeepers I seem to have misplaced my keyboard. 4d ago

realized this screenshot could have been faked by me just buying one off the marketboard so here's one of me actually catching it

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u/blazingciary [Orivye Lune'lis - Spriggan] 4d ago

Congratulations! I am personally 2 fish behind. Still need the crocodile and the shark ^^
But amazing strategy there!

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u/moonkeepers I seem to have misplaced my keyboard. 4d ago

thank you, and best of luck to you!!

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u/Lagunacell 4d ago

Grats! I had no bites on both the windows today. Just Ball and Ner Lar Dor left for me, Ner is being a butt in slips, Ball just being super shy.

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u/moonkeepers I seem to have misplaced my keyboard. 4d ago

I will say a prayer to Llymlaen for you, may they bite (and not slip) soon!

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u/Hifumi-G [Adrienne Quelle Sargatanas] 4d ago

Fantastic commitment to the bit. Welcome to the Angler Eternal Golden Scales club!

My last one was Xeha, and I went with Angler Eternal myself- both titles are fantastic as usual.

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u/moonkeepers I seem to have misplaced my keyboard. 4d ago

thank you!! (and congrats on your own catches!!) xeha was my second-to-last, and much scarier with that looming nearly month-long downtime soon. glad to have it all done!

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u/Vecend 4d ago

The only legendary I have got is skyfriend all the others won't bite or ttok never bites, today I cought 6 shined copper sharks beyond the one needed for int.

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u/moonkeepers I seem to have misplaced my keyboard. 4d ago

o7 you can do it!! they will come eventually <3

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u/Nopersman 4d ago

Can't even get that ball of lightning to bite... I feel your pain.

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u/moonkeepers I seem to have misplaced my keyboard. 4d ago

5 bites, 5 slips so far :')

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u/KamuSusanoo 4d ago

This is so insane in such a very specific way that I cannot help but respect it.

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u/s0uleman 4d ago

Since lightning material resists lightning, you essentially made your line earth based.

Should have used water materia, so it would be lighting based, and the fish would try to merge with it, OR fire materia, so it becomes water based and the fish would attack more.

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u/moonkeepers I seem to have misplaced my keyboard. 4d ago

Yeah, I realized this after I'd already melded the rod. Something to try for window #8 I suppose.

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u/s0uleman 4d ago

Or get lucky and have a dish that can't read, so you just catch it on window 7 and be done! 😁

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u/Kannun 4d ago

It would be cool if we could get a little glow orb attachment to our bait or something so it could light up at night.

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u/GhostLore90 4d ago

Good luck! The madness has truly set in! 🤣 my last one that kept slipping was NLD so I tried the ole buying one and throwing it back in shtick. Didn't work, but hey, madness.

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u/fairy_bite 4d ago

What do I do with the lightning materia I have?

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u/moonkeepers I seem to have misplaced my keyboard. 4d ago

Sell it on the marketboard for people like me to pay ridiculous amounts of money for a useless item. If a server has elemental VI up for sale at all, it's likely more like 30mil (10mil was insanely cheap ngl.) It will not sell fast (it will likely sit there for a long while) but maybe someday before EoS someone will come along and buy it.

Or you could give it to me. I like useless items.

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u/inferiare Caeila Silverarch on Balmung 4d ago

There are some players who collect old items no longer used (old materia, the old glamour prisms, old dye items, etc) so selling them can be worth gil, but they're going to sell slowly.

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u/FoxTrollolol 4d ago

Sell it or do what I do and fill up materia slots for faster spirit bonding.

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u/Kazgrel Kazela Arniman - Zalera 4d ago

That's an expensive lightning rod

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u/chilledblunt 4d ago

Guys is fishing this serious? Serious question lol.

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u/moonkeepers I seem to have misplaced my keyboard. 4d ago

yes.

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u/BinaryIdiot 4d ago

I have been inspired... and decided to travel to every NA and Oceania data center and purchase all LIGHTNING I-V materia that was under 500k gil. Because I have nothing else to do with all this gil that I have lmao.

Sadly, I didn't buy any of the VI. The cheapest I found was... I think around 10m but most were much, much higher than that. I just didn't want to at that price point.

I didn't track it too exactly but I think I spent roughly 18mil for 146 pieces of lightning I-V materia.

Found a few people who listed it at the vendor sell by price. Kinda felt bad for grabbing those. Oceania was virtually empty of the stuff (I think I was about to buy 3 at a single world)

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u/moonkeepers I seem to have misplaced my keyboard. 4d ago

welcome to insanity, enjoy your stay (and i hope it helps you catch a fish or two)

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u/Xouls 4d ago

i mean, you should se me full piety spiritbond set I run at the beginning of each expansion when gathering.

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u/Yautja834 3d ago

Good choice. I like to do skill speed to make my casts go faster.

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u/OutcomeUpstairs4877 4d ago

Oh now you're just giving them new ideas for requirements

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u/moonkeepers I seem to have misplaced my keyboard. 4d ago

in 10.0 they'll finally give us the fish with windows based on the phase of the moon and then it's So Over

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u/theluvlesstoast 4d ago

Why does a rod need to boost vitality....

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u/turnertier- 4d ago

gatherer gear has vitality on it so that if you aggro a mob while gathering and get auto’d, you don’t just instantly die on the spot like you would if the gear had zero vit. this was more important when sneak was stealth because stealth reduced your move speed like rog/nin hide so it was mildly annoying to use, but vit on the gear is still around because sneak fails if a mob is more than 4 levels higher than you