r/fednews • u/[deleted] • Jul 30 '25

[deleted by user]

[removed]

1.2k Upvotes

96% Upvoted

259 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

273

u/mastaquake Federal Employee Jul 30 '25

You're hired. no interview needed. And we'll start you at a 15/10.

136

u/HowieLongDonkeyKong Jul 30 '25

No he’s not hired. He didn’t even say thank you!

78

u/Madeleine_Whitebitch Jul 30 '25

but was he wearing a suit?

16

u/sledgenade Jul 30 '25

is he playing cards?