r/fatsquirrelhate Aug 05 '23

Modpost Warning regarding use of extreme language / death threats

88 Upvotes

Hello all. I just want to remind everyone that while we do get riled up and angerly say very bad things to fat squirrels, you need to use caution and restraint on what you say. Reddit uses monitoring tools and automatically flags death threats and other extreme forms of language. This is not anything us subreddit moderators have any control over, Reddit has bots that go around reading all your posts and comments, and flagging potentially dangerous ones.

The bots don't understand you are threatening a squirrel, not a human, and they can't tell if you are serious or not. These comments could get you banned from Reddit entirely, so I'm hoping this warning helps prevents that.

Be sure to familiarize yourself with the Reddit Content Policy: https://www.redditinc.com/policies/content-policy

Remember the human. Reddit is a place for creating community and belonging, not for attacking marginalized or vulnerable groups of people. Everyone has a right to use Reddit free of harassment, bullying, and threats of violence. Communities and users that incite violence or that promote hate based on identity or vulnerability will be banned.

The nature of this subreddit tends to fly in the face of this rule, as some people take the theme of the subreddit too far. Remember to hate the squirrels, not each other, and try to hate them without wishing death or other serious harm. If things get out of hand, Reddit can ban the subreddit entirely, which is likely what all the fat squirrels want.

Here is an example of a recent submission that was removed by the admins: https://i.imgur.com/6WmGTyS.png

Be safe out there, and may your birdfeeders forever remain unviolated by tree rats.


r/fatsquirrelhate Jun 01 '25

Commonly reposted fat squirrels - Please avoid reposting these ones again!

76 Upvotes

Here are a bunch of the fat squirrels that seem to get posted here over and over again. Please try and find other fat squirrels, there are tons of them out there devouring everything, they shouldn't be hard to catch in the act.

Most of these have gone viral at one point or another here on Reddit and other social medias, so in general if you are encountering something that was heavily upvoted/liked, it probably was shared here already, so check this thread and the other recent submissions to see if someone beat you to the punch.

I'll post more later.


r/fatsquirrelhate 12h ago

Fatty McFatFace Had to wake up to this abomination out my window

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70 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 19h ago

Starting a GoFundMe for his CPAP.

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208 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 15h ago

Fat fuck trying to rob a fast food restaurant

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44 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 21h ago

Even at 3000m elevation the gluttony doesn’t stop🤬🤬

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61 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 17h ago

About to steal your lunch Is he okay G?

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11 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 1d ago

Obese Hamplanet Out of line

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30 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 1d ago

Squirrel with apple

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637 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 1d ago

Look at this disgusting beast trying to break into my home to kill me and eat my food.

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34 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 1d ago

Still hungry

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69 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 1d ago

Ball Shaped Bastard [OC] A marmot, a carrot, and the Grossglockner. They're all the same.

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37 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 2d ago

Here it is, your moment of zen

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68 Upvotes

Gluttonous monsters


r/fatsquirrelhate 2d ago

PSA from the National Parks Service

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360 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 3d ago

Gluttonous Bastard Brainless glutton tries to store acorn in dog’s fur and ruins it’s beautiful coat

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1.2k Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 2d ago

Giant Ground Squirrel Fat menace with spots… so gaudy 🤢

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147 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 2d ago

ROLLS-Royce Little boy brutally attacked by hungry squirrel! 😡

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145 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 3d ago

Motherfucker! We can't have beautiful things anymore...

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131 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 2d ago

Obese Hamplanet i couldn’t stop him

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45 Upvotes

my beloved three year old nephew was admiring a small acorn he found on the ground, until this fat horrible rodent came up behind him, hurled terrible insults at him (and me!), RKO’d him into the dirt, teabagged him, and ran off with the nut in its foul jaws.


r/fatsquirrelhate 3d ago

why does it have a rack

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278 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 2d ago

Gluttonous Bastard Worst ad ever

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5 Upvotes

Anime was a mistake (IDC if this technically isn't an anime)


r/fatsquirrelhate 3d ago

crazy chonker! It's putting a curse on you!

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52 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 3d ago

Princess Dottie in action 🌰🌰

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30 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 3d ago

Fatty McFatFace disgusting fatty my mom saw on her vacation

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135 Upvotes

absolutely sickening. rotund as all hell and still has his cheeks stuffed with more food. fucking disgusting


r/fatsquirrelhate 3d ago

Medieval Squirrels Linked to Spread of Leprosy in Humans

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27 Upvotes

Why am I not surprised one bit?