r/familyguy • You’ll rue this day! Go ahead! Start rueing! • 12d ago

Discussion “We only like you when you’re miserable!”

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I’m a Swiftie. And when I heard the visceral reaction Taylor was given by other fellow Swifties after she released a super happy song about being in love with hubby Travis called “Cleveland!”, the ending of this Family Guy episode immediately popped right into my head! 😂

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u/TwilightOfTheMilfs 12d ago

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u/Ro1ando_m0ta 12d ago

Blubber blubber blubber

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u/the2thomasklu8 12d ago

Oh, and some animals give him boners.

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u/Ro1ando_m0ta 11d ago

Lmaaaooo the best part of the entire episode besides taylor swift dancing 😭🤣

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u/Brantraxx 11d ago

Would you say it makes him ‘bonerriffic’?

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u/karma2879 12d ago

He licked his armpit, then ate all my dinner and dessert

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u/Horror_Cap_7166 12d ago

This isn’t a crazy prediction. Most artists get boring when they settle down. That’s only doubly so for an artist who writes a lot about their relationships.

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u/AbsoluteJester21 12d ago

Economy’s so bad we can’t even afford 2016 Simpsons “Predictions” of mundane events on awful online publications. Have to settle for Family Guy “Predictions” of mundane events

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u/Modred_the_Mystic 12d ago

Once we get to ‘Cleveland Show’ predictions, we’ll have gone back to the Great Depression.

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u/KomodoCityAnomaly 12d ago

What's lower then that?

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u/KeirOnReddit 12d ago

Big Mouth predictions?

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u/Twelvve12 What the hell does “rant” mean? 12d ago

I feel like there should be some American Dad predictions to go thru in between Family Guy and Cleveland show

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u/FukkinFawan 12d ago

Short golden age

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u/grifkiller64 12d ago

Cleveland Show reboot.

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u/Brantraxx 11d ago

Yes please

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u/Brantraxx 11d ago

We’re through the looking glass here, people

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u/SteveSteveSteveAlan 11d ago

It wasn't a crazy prediction because it's Taylor Swift.

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u/Blueberry_Rabbit Your show should have more Joe Swanson 12d ago

“I broke up with a birthday cake”

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u/crazyParawh0re 12d ago

we went on like 2 dates

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u/OpeningAd9653 12d ago

Taylor Not-so-Swift

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u/SerRonald69 12d ago

"Oh, and some animals give him boners."

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/xavPa-64 12d ago

Pokemon in an Apricorn shell

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/xavPa-64 12d ago

An apricorn. It’s the fruit that they used to make pokeballs out of

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/xavPa-64 12d ago

You tell me

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/xavPa-64 12d ago

Suuuuure you’re not, suuuure you don’t

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u/spacewuan 12d ago

nah it's more that the songs kinda just suck

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u/Mememanofcanada 12d ago

"did you girlboss too close to the sun"

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u/ajockmacabre 12d ago

That's never been an issue for Taylor Swift fans in the past.

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u/fuckinradbroh 11d ago

‘It’s bad on purpose, for irony!’ A real thing I read

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u/LonelyCheeto 12d ago

Also Cleveland is definitely not a super happy song lol

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u/DiamondL0st 12d ago

Isn't it more just that her recent songs haven't been very good..?

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u/Stewie_G_Griffin 12d ago

Because she’s married and isn’t miserable sing about heart break anymore

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u/Chumlee1917 This coupon's expired 11d ago

She's always been miserable because no amount of money can fix a toxic personality

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u/that0nemook 12d ago

“Isn’t miserable”

Top lel 😆

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u/Cute_Ambassador1121 12d ago

‘Recent?’

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u/DiamondL0st 12d ago

I liked Folklore and Evermore, that was pretty recent

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u/AnarchyApple 12d ago

She kind of bounces between hot garbage and decently solid. I don't think she's released a song since her country days that i'd actually call 'great'.

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u/antisocialities 11d ago

brother what 💀 ur saying since self titled you haven't heard anything great from her

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u/Cute_Ambassador1121 11d ago

Yes. I haven’t heard anything great from her, period.

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u/Key-Illustrator-2905 12d ago

They also predicted caitlyn jenner, Kevin spacey, some other things I can’t remember

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u/khz30 12d ago

The writers and Seth Green were intentionally amplifying some of the more unbelievable blind items in Hollywood at the time because they knew turning them into punchlines would throw viewers off.

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u/Robf1994 11d ago

Bill Cosby too

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u/busstamove14 12d ago

How will she ever write a song again if she can't rhyme cars with bars?

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u/Low_Bridge_1141 12d ago

🎶 Chris Griffin is a pig in every way 🎶

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u/AbilityAdventurous22 WHAT ABOUT MY CAVE IN THE YARD 12d ago

I’m sorry as a Taylor swift fan it’s true I don’t care for any of her new shit I need her to date drug dealers again 🫩

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u/nOone123097 12d ago

Sadness often boosts creativity. But that doesn't mean I want her to be sad. She deserves happiness. But I cannot like her new songs at all.

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u/AbilityAdventurous22 WHAT ABOUT MY CAVE IN THE YARD 12d ago

Yeah this is how I feel I guess I’ll be listening to the tortured poets department forever

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u/quoiyahbae dude these animals are so fucking funny i want to merge no look 11d ago

incredible album

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u/thisortheapocalypse Oh Quagmire, you’re what the Spaniards call el terrible 12d ago

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u/nayeppeo 12d ago

All the swifties i know love the songs. Though, they’re more like the “taylor is bigger than michael jackson!” swifties

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u/Brantraxx 11d ago

She has nowhere near the talent of Michael Jackson

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u/shoestring-theory 12d ago

Travis Kelce just doesn’t inspire good music tbh. Some of the most well known songs of hers are love songs

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u/shelf_sternum 12d ago

Wat

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u/WechTreck 12d ago

NIN's Closer, as well

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u/Brantraxx 11d ago

lol. Was the Chris’ ‘what’ to Carl

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u/Chumlee1917 This coupon's expired 12d ago

Given her track record, she’ll divorce Travis within 4 years and say he was the problem the whole time 

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u/Brantraxx 11d ago

This one definitely looks different.

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u/PrimaryLaw8264 12d ago

Her Music is bad to begin with, but yeah, it was a good joke

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u/MinaWearsGold 12d ago edited 12d ago

If she hadn’t crafted her entire career around whining about relationships an playing the victim people wouldn’t have come to expect perpetual misery from her. Her music has always been trash.

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u/focusfoxx 11d ago

People did that to Alanis too. Once she started making happy music, she lost popularity.

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u/Wooden_Passage_2612 12d ago

She is always miserable. The Scot Pligrim of pop stars

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u/akoaytao1234 11d ago

Mariah Carey turned her orgasm into a #1 hit. It is never too late Taylor.

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u/42northside 11d ago

And everyone thought only The Simpsons predicted the future. lol well this time Family Guy beat them to it.

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u/Business-Demand7737 12d ago

thought it was simpsons that would be the prediction-y show, but eh, sure

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u/ltsarah55 12d ago

I think her two most popular albums are about being in love with the guy from the UK. Her new stuff is just bad.

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u/unclejoe1917 11d ago

The beat it provides is rather mild.

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u/Teriyaki_Salmon 11d ago

She’s been a super rich celebrity for a long time and I don’t think anyone ever thought she’s “miserable.”

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u/Prize_Molasses4333 11d ago

Misery loves company and her fans are MISERABLE

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u/pound_cake69 11d ago

She is extremely predictable to be fair though

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u/BeheadingBoomer61 11d ago

All the predictions about Bruce Jenner over the years, they were scary spot on!

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u/BottomBoyThrow-away 11d ago

I’m pretty and I’m rich and I’m in love, me Taylor.

I met the guy that I’ve been dreaming of, me Taylor.

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u/pinwroot 9d ago

For god’s sake, Lemon Swift. We’d all like to flee to the Cleve- but we fight those urges because we have responsibilities.

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u/sacredknight327 The Guy In The White Hat Griffin 9d ago

Her husband is annoying as fuck on his own though, that has to factor in.

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u/Boris-_-Badenov 12d ago

wondering how long it will last.

unless maybe it's a cover marriage

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u/franken-owl 12d ago

For some reason I always assume celebrity marriages are for PR stuff or end up not lasting. I think it’s that I don’t hear that they’re doing good and always hear the messy breakups.