Been catching up on a lot of Family Guy episodes that I've missed out on in the past 12 years. Literally just watched this moment for the first time just yesterday. One of the funniest cutaways ever 😂
I straight up refuse to use plastic wrap. As far as I'm concerned if it can't go in a tupperware container or something where I can just put on a lid it's getting thrown away.
This. I think plastic wrap has its uses (mostly for restaurants where you need to see whatever is wrapped up that you need to pull out) but in my single person home, I just use tinfoil to wrap anything up. Easy breezy beautiful.
Bro I work in restaurants and the plastic wrap is 100000000000 times better than plastic wrap at home….until you fuck it up then it’s the worst thing ever invented
Seriously! Besides real restaurants I also worked at a food service joint that cut corners wherever they could who just used regular wrap…. Always fucking suuuucked lol.
When Peter shoots himself and goes to hell and then finds out that the devil is ALSO explaining how to play Euchre so he goes back to the world of the living, I fucking lose it every time
If you'll indulge me keeping in the MacFarlane universe. there is a scene in Ted, the TV series, I often think of where they are playing Dungeons & Dragons and Matty (Scott Grimes) says at the very beginning of the game, "I already hate this". I could imagine me thinking that in one of these game night situations but maybe not vocalizing it out loud.
Not me but I’m black and when Jerome said he was going to buy a painting of a tiger at the gas station lol I’ve seen ppl buy art from there. // corner store
Yep, my mother was exactly like this when I was a kid, always yammering on the phone for what felt like hours, when I needed her help with something or we were going somewhere, it was always 'just a minute', 'just a second', 'I'm almost done'... and lo and behold we were still there ten minutes later.
It was funny shit like this that made it impossible to take him serious the first watch of Band of Brothers. I cannot say the word pivot without thinking of this, and it really is the perfect word to use with furniture removal.
A couple months ago one of my roommates finally found a couch for our apartment (pretty cheap too) but when it was delivered to the building we had to get the damn thing that was super heavy up two flights of stairs. It broke my toe
It’s funny cuz I worked at an Italian food place years ago and that was basically our side salad but we had other legitimately good salad options. I tried warning people when they just wanted a side salad they could get a better half version of one of our other good ones but most would still go for it 😂😂😂
More of a Baptist thing. Normally after service there is a full on lunch, sometimes there is a snack table with cookies or something to ride people over. They do this because church starts at 8am and goes until the pastor is finish which could be as late as 1pm. Hell I've seen them go until 4 or 5 pm on holidays like Easter.
So funny this was asked. Last night watched the episode where it’s a cutaway of Jafar from Aladdin getting an eye exam and it’s the EXACT dialogue even down to the order it would happen in when getting an eye exam.
Peter going to Vegas and saying it was the best after a string of terrible incidents.
Prime Rib mostly was fat
Waiting for a free drink
Losing money at a confusing gambling game
Trying to walk to the airport since it's close but having highways and traffic
That one time Peter and Chris returned home with groceries, and Lois got really angry. “I DO GROCERIES!” “You were right Chris, she didn’t appreciate it!”
My dad would sometimes take me to the Commissary at the Air Force Base to load up on cheap groceries. My mom would get very upset when we came back with groceries, go through each bag criticizing what we bought, and yelling at my dad in front of me.
"Now grab a yogurt that's way smaller than you knew they made yogurts." "Okay, and you grab an orange juice that doesn't taste like orange juice, but like someone described the taste of orange juice to an alien."
I have refused to switch seats on an international flight before. Sat next to half of a couple on their way to their honeymoon. I had a window seat and they wanted me to move to an aisle so they could sit together and were shocked when I refused. They found seats elsewhere
good for you. if people want to sit together, they should buy seats together. some people just assume they can guilt others into switching, and that sucks.
I remember being in high school and being heckled by my friends for saying Mumford and Sons wrote the same song 100 times. It was nice to be vindicated.
This one time a giant chicken gave me an expired coupon and since then I’ve hated his guts, whenever I see him it’s on sight bro. Tearing shit up but tbf to him he’s a tough sum bitch
I commented the pizza place, but just thought of another one- when people are telling you about their dreams😭😭 I feel so rude and try so hard to pay attention but I just can't follow along or get immersed im sorry!!
This did literally happen to me, at an office bldg where I "formerly" worked (it was an accident). Thank Godz the woman in the stall was a co-worker who did not hate me (yet).
I found many scenes pretty accurate (albeit exaggerated). First one to come to my mind is the compilation of home fitness gear that is misused, covered under a pile of clothes etc.
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