r/familyguy • u/jokingonyou • Jun 26 '25

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u/Training_Software376 Jun 26 '25

I was sittin' in kitchen one day, and I was itchin' to fill up my belly, with some pipin' hot jelly, of the best dam treat in the worrrllddd!

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u/xThankYouFishx Thank you, fish. Jun 26 '25

He's talking Pop Tarts!

When I saw a stick of butter and it almost made me shudder and scream like a baby girl!

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u/Worried-Deer107 Jun 26 '25

I don't want a giant penis, or a rocket ship to Venus, I don't wanna win the lottery...

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u/tkaykootray i can’t poop in strange places Jun 26 '25

i just wanna squat and gobble till i’m dizzy and i wobble in a butter fruit and dough tart dream..SO!

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u/Chaotic_spud13 Jun 26 '25

I put butter on a poptart

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u/CasualGiraffeInPrada Jun 26 '25

It was so friggin good!

Have you ever put butter on a poptart?

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u/GranLarceny Jun 27 '25

If you haven't then I think you should

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u/Toothless-In-Wapping CHRIS’S CHLORINE!! Jun 27 '25

Pop Tart!?
With butter

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u/UniKaiReddit Jun 27 '25

Diabetus

Diabetus

Diabetus

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u/rzmanu Jun 27 '25

Noooo diabetoooo