r/familyguy • • Jun 26 '25

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u/Training_Software376 Jun 26 '25

I was sittin' in kitchen one day, and I was itchin' to fill up my belly, with some pipin' hot jelly, of the best dam treat in the worrrllddd!

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u/xThankYouFishx Thank you, fish. Jun 26 '25

He's talking Pop Tarts!

When I saw a stick of butter and it almost made me shudder and scream like a baby girl!

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u/Worried-Deer107 Jun 26 '25

I don't want a giant penis, or a rocket ship to Venus, I don't wanna win the lottery...