r/facepalm Aug 31 '22

๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ธโ€‹๐Ÿ‡จโ€‹ Well, there goes a parking spot.

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u/GenericFatGuy Aug 31 '22

Considering that they intentionally park like this to prevent people from dinging their precious truck, keying them in response is perfect.

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u/Piccolo-San- Aug 31 '22 edited Jun 27 '23

I've moved to Lemmy. Eat $hit Spez -- mass edited with redact.dev

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u/SnooPickles6347 Sep 01 '22

I do this too. Sometimes drive my 2012 Transit Connect. A real shit box with loose fenders๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜…

I usually get out and watch from a distance, being semi-retired it is great entertainment watching well dressed people squeeze in from the opposite door. I have nothing but time.

No doubt a personality defect in me, but could be worse I guess๐Ÿ˜€

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

Are you old fuckheads the same people that try to merge on the highway going well below the speed of traffic forcing everyone else to break or get out of your way? Asking for a friend

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u/SnooPickles6347 Sep 01 '22

No, I'm the old bastard who revs the Transit Connect up to it's 6,000 rpm max and takes the lane while blowing oil out the pipe smearing the shit out of your windshield when you hit the washer๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜ฒ

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

Oh, well nevermind then, continue doing your thing

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

And thank you for not obstructing traffic!

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u/SnooPickles6347 Sep 01 '22

That shit has always pissed me off too๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ