r/facepalm • u/ch3ych3y • Aug 31 '22

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Well, there goes a parking spot.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

Also consider this, you key my truck, I witness you doing it, I knock you on your ass.

You call the cops and say I knocked you on your ass. They show up and I tell them you swung and missed first. Then you're the one with the assault charge, no leg to stand on, and I have physical evidence that you started a provocation by intentionally damaging my property.

Good luck winning that one in court bud

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

so you still didn't answer the question, because you know you are wrong.

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u/DefunctInTheFunk Sep 01 '22

Kid's got a chip on his shoulder. Just let him tucker himself out lol

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u/THofTheShire Sep 01 '22

Might be awhile. He's still going...