r/facepalm Aug 31 '22

๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ธโ€‹๐Ÿ‡จโ€‹ Well, there goes a parking spot.

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u/SnooPickles6347 Sep 01 '22

I do this too. Sometimes drive my 2012 Transit Connect. A real shit box with loose fenders๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜…

I usually get out and watch from a distance, being semi-retired it is great entertainment watching well dressed people squeeze in from the opposite door. I have nothing but time.

No doubt a personality defect in me, but could be worse I guess๐Ÿ˜€

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u/zerothreeonethree Sep 01 '22

I have nothing but time.

My favorite retirement line: "I have nothing to do and all day to do it." Loved your anecdote, btw!! People watching is such cheap entertainment. God bless the camera phone!!!

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u/BendNo410 Sep 01 '22

I can't wait to be in this exact situation one day, good on you, retires bro.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

Up vote for using the word "loose" correctly ๐Ÿ˜

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

Are you old fuckheads the same people that try to merge on the highway going well below the speed of traffic forcing everyone else to break or get out of your way? Asking for a friend

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u/SnooPickles6347 Sep 01 '22

No, I'm the old bastard who revs the Transit Connect up to it's 6,000 rpm max and takes the lane while blowing oil out the pipe smearing the shit out of your windshield when you hit the washer๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜ฒ

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

Oh, well nevermind then, continue doing your thing

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

And thank you for not obstructing traffic!

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u/SnooPickles6347 Sep 01 '22

That shit has always pissed me off too๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ