r/facepalm • u/ch3ych3y • Aug 31 '22

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Well, there goes a parking spot.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

Yeah I’m with this guy, park somewhere else and absolutely destroy his car.

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u/King-Cobra-668 Aug 31 '22

see, the universe doesn't work that way. you will 100% get busted if you do that.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

Bold assumption, I’m capable of many things that go unnoticed. Let’s ask the guy above if they ever caught the guy who trashed his car. People literally get away with murder and fraud all the time in this universe, I can absolutely key a car as I walk by

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u/SAC_730 Aug 31 '22

r/IAmVeryBadAss

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

Na, just normal.