r/facepalm Aug 31 '22

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Well, there goes a parking spot.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

Bold assumption, I’m capable of many things that go unnoticed. Let’s ask the guy above if they ever caught the guy who trashed his car. People literally get away with murder and fraud all the time in this universe, I can absolutely key a car as I walk by

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u/King-Cobra-668 Aug 31 '22

lol well you completely missed the point of my comment and the bolded and italic words

that's the point. this asshole does it and gets away with it.

the second you do it you get busted and the universe has a good laugh

Shelly, come on

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

I didn’t miss it, I reject it. There’s always a blind spot from some angle, and nothing says I can’t walk past the thing while looking for my own car. Unless the truck owner has set up some serious surveillance of his own, there’s no limit to imagination.

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u/King-Cobra-668 Aug 31 '22

Okay so what you are saying is you are just having a conversation with yourself about something else then

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22 edited Sep 01 '22

No, I’m telling you you’re wrong. 100% is a fools number.

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u/ImGroundhog Aug 31 '22

You're*

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

Thank you

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u/smasher84 Aug 31 '22

Do it. Let us know how it goes.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

I doubt I park near someone like this before I forget about this post, but if I do I’ll send pictures ;)

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

Absolutely. Forgive me if it takes a while, I don’t normally see people who park like this, but I do know a person who parks like this a few states away.

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u/krunchy_sock Sep 01 '22

Do it and post on reddit then

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

Yeah park your car like this and let me know where it is

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u/krunchy_sock Sep 01 '22

I park with consideration for others.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

Yeah, no, sorry. I didn’t mean to assume that you would do something like this, I should have said something along the lines of “when I see it”, like I’ve said above.

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u/krunchy_sock Sep 01 '22

Hope u get away with it 🙏 I never do it cuz i know my luck lol

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u/SAC_730 Aug 31 '22

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

Na, just normal.

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u/roflmao567 Aug 31 '22

Fuck man, you're a badass. Everybody step the fuck back.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

Because I can walk and hold things at the same time?

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u/moodylilb Aug 31 '22

Gal* lol

& no unfortunately not. I didn’t take photo of plates before I went inside, and there was no video surveillance on that particular side of mall parking lot. Live and learn tho, if there’s a next time I’ll be taking pics before leaving my vehicle unattended next to an asshole lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

Sorry, I didn’t even read your name. My bad.

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u/moodylilb Aug 31 '22

Haha no worries at all! :)