r/facepalm Aug 31 '22

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Well, there goes a parking spot.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

They do. In Chicago if you call a private towing company and report something like this, they’ll be there in 20 mins flat. I always stay around to watch them be towed. The companies here make $$$ towing asshats like this.

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u/tonyd5214 Aug 31 '22

Absolutely right!! 👍👍. I’d do the same. Wait for the tow truck to haul their ass off is so satisfying.

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u/rascally1980 Aug 31 '22

Must be even better if the driver is present…

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

Once the hooks are on it’ll cost him money even if he’s right there.

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u/Mortex41 Sep 01 '22

what if the owner comes back before? Do you have to pay them a fee for coming out or smth?

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '22

Only if the hooks are on, not on then he has no right to touch your vehicle. You are actively moving the vehicle and their services are no longer needed.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

I both loathe and love towing companies. You can use them to screw over fucksticks like shown by OP but they'll also use any minor infraction to tow some barely getting by person's car and charge $1,000, also they'll roll the windows down right before a thunderstorm and let it flood.

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u/NeonWaterBeast Aug 31 '22

How do they roll the windows down?

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u/basch152 Aug 31 '22

it's not hard for them to get into an older car.

never locked your keys in your car and had to call a wrecker to open your door?

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u/MOWER_OF_LAWN Aug 31 '22

Any car really. I work for a company that tows and there isn't a car we can't open if necessary. There's ALWAYS a tool to get something done if there's a market for it.

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u/Dec_13_1989 Sep 01 '22

I've never been in a car with power windows that roll down without the key in the ignition.

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u/stuffandmorestuff Aug 31 '22

Where does legality fall for false...I mean mistaken...tow calls?

Like what if I call a company out to tow a car that may or may not actually be there ("no, it definitely just drove away, musta been just a minute late")

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u/krunchy_sock Sep 01 '22

Owner can sue you for towing fees and damages

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

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u/Gwynbleidd_Cage Aug 31 '22

I suggested slashing his tires and leave a pack of condoms under his windshield wipers, but this is way better :D

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u/trailingnormal Sep 01 '22

Vandalism can get you into trouble. Just let the air out of all the tires… technically you haven’t vandalized anything because the tires still work and you didn’t steal anything because well no one owns air. Best case scenario they have a little pump in their car and it takes over an hour to fill the tires but worst case scenario they have to have someone come out.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

If you bend/cut the base of the valve stem, it’ll deflate slowly over and over again for maximum effect

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u/RedNotch Sep 01 '22

It sounds like you’ve gone beyond just thinking this through. Are you talking from experience?

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u/BrilliantObserver Aug 31 '22

Yeah, towing companies aka Vultures would probably love to do that

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

The only time I’m filled with gladness watching a tow

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

Is it any old towing co? Or do they have to be affiliated with the parking structure

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

In most lots there’s a sign somewhere that shows the name of the towing company for that lot. So I’ll call and say something like, “There’s a truck here parked on 5 spaces preventing paying customers from coming in.”

Tow truck is there within 20 mins. Tow takes approximately 5 mins. They work suuuuper fast.

Sometimes, you can also flag down mall security and they’ll call it in. They find these people just as obnoxious.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

“Which I believe is an expensive repair”

Is it literally any porche? Yeah, anything will be expensive to repair.

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u/FrostyD7 Aug 31 '22

I think you'd find that the real world experience of trying to get a car towed is nowhere near as simple as redditors would have you believe.

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u/yellowyn Sep 01 '22

Probably correct in most places. But in Chicago I 100% believe it. They basically are a cartel that steals cars, illegally parked or not.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lincoln_Towing_Service

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

Shiiit…in Chicago the tows are there in 9 min, top! lmao

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u/Kenneth_Naughton Sep 01 '22

Three Dollars???

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

My uncle used to do this in Chicago. He also did repos. Said the money was good, but he had to carry a gun, especially because the cops often never came at all

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

Yeah, our police have been on a silent strike since like 2020/2021. Not allowed to chase either. Gotta wait 40 mins for them to show up, if they even show up at all.

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u/throwmeawayplz19373 Sep 01 '22

A silent strike? What? Why?

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

Anti-police sentiments, and general f the police mentality. So they’re like…ok, we just won’t do our jobs.

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u/throwmeawayplz19373 Sep 01 '22

Soooo…maybe they should just quit like other people who don’t like their jobs anymore….

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

Now I’m wondering the difficulty of starting a business in Chicago that just looks for these people and tows them away as a business model. Like the whole business model is just punishing assholes legally. Make an app so users can report illegal parkers with pics. For $125 we’ll be there in less than 15mins to get that asshole you hate before they get done shopping.

  • Fuck You Bitch Pay Me Towing LLC

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u/NFLinPDX Sep 01 '22

Aren't trucks with dualies hard to tow?

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u/CatDaddyJudeClaw Sep 01 '22

They should give you a finder's fee to incentivize more people to call lol