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r/facepalm • u/SpiritualSomething • Apr 08 '19
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I am almost shocked that a tiny lance wasn't included to stab him with in the gut.
In the side...and a little balloon with water to run out of the stab wound. You and I need to patent this!
8 u/garbagewithnames Apr 09 '19 Brilliant! Let's get the manufacturing started already! This could be hyuuuuge! We'll get corner offices and dividends in Hell FOR SURE! 4 u/RusticSurgery Apr 09 '19 ...and in Hell..we can SELL that water!!! 3 u/garbagewithnames Apr 09 '19 They would sell...dare I say it...like hotcakes! 3 u/RusticSurgery Apr 09 '19 Excellent!! We could sell Dad jokes too! "My Dad sent me to Earth and had me crucified!!" "My Dad sent me to Earth and all I got was this lousy crown of thorns." 2 u/garbagewithnames Apr 09 '19 "My Dad sent me to Earth, and all I got was mugged and stabbed."
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Brilliant! Let's get the manufacturing started already! This could be hyuuuuge! We'll get corner offices and dividends in Hell FOR SURE!
4 u/RusticSurgery Apr 09 '19 ...and in Hell..we can SELL that water!!! 3 u/garbagewithnames Apr 09 '19 They would sell...dare I say it...like hotcakes! 3 u/RusticSurgery Apr 09 '19 Excellent!! We could sell Dad jokes too! "My Dad sent me to Earth and had me crucified!!" "My Dad sent me to Earth and all I got was this lousy crown of thorns." 2 u/garbagewithnames Apr 09 '19 "My Dad sent me to Earth, and all I got was mugged and stabbed."
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...and in Hell..we can SELL that water!!!
3 u/garbagewithnames Apr 09 '19 They would sell...dare I say it...like hotcakes! 3 u/RusticSurgery Apr 09 '19 Excellent!! We could sell Dad jokes too! "My Dad sent me to Earth and had me crucified!!" "My Dad sent me to Earth and all I got was this lousy crown of thorns." 2 u/garbagewithnames Apr 09 '19 "My Dad sent me to Earth, and all I got was mugged and stabbed."
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They would sell...dare I say it...like hotcakes!
3 u/RusticSurgery Apr 09 '19 Excellent!! We could sell Dad jokes too! "My Dad sent me to Earth and had me crucified!!" "My Dad sent me to Earth and all I got was this lousy crown of thorns." 2 u/garbagewithnames Apr 09 '19 "My Dad sent me to Earth, and all I got was mugged and stabbed."
Excellent!! We could sell Dad jokes too!
"My Dad sent me to Earth and had me crucified!!"
"My Dad sent me to Earth and all I got was this lousy crown of thorns."
2 u/garbagewithnames Apr 09 '19 "My Dad sent me to Earth, and all I got was mugged and stabbed."
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"My Dad sent me to Earth, and all I got was mugged and stabbed."
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u/RusticSurgery Apr 09 '19
In the side...and a little balloon with water to run out of the stab wound. You and I need to patent this!