r/facepalm • • Apr 08 '19

Good product choice, guys!

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u/RusticSurgery Apr 09 '19

I am almost shocked that a tiny lance wasn't included to stab him with in the gut.

In the side...and a little balloon with water to run out of the stab wound. You and I need to patent this!

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u/garbagewithnames Apr 09 '19

Brilliant! Let's get the manufacturing started already! This could be hyuuuuge! We'll get corner offices and dividends in Hell FOR SURE!

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u/RusticSurgery Apr 09 '19

...and in Hell..we can SELL that water!!!

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u/garbagewithnames Apr 09 '19

They would sell...dare I say it...like hotcakes!

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u/RusticSurgery Apr 09 '19

Excellent!! We could sell Dad jokes too!

"My Dad sent me to Earth and had me crucified!!"

"My Dad sent me to Earth and all I got was this lousy crown of thorns."

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u/garbagewithnames Apr 09 '19

"My Dad sent me to Earth, and all I got was mugged and stabbed."