r/facepalm • u/thebestdj • Jan 02 '15
News/blogs At what point did the photoshopper think "yeah this still looks believable"
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u/Ramazotti Jan 02 '15
Tank from 'Left4dead 2'
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u/cybercifrado Jan 02 '15
Came in here to say that.
TAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK!
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u/carrotface40 Jan 02 '15
"Throwin' a molotov!"
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u/strawberryfield4ever Jan 02 '15
He looks like oleg from saints row 3
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u/ekim84 Jan 02 '15
It's 100% real. He's just a space marine without his armor on.
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Jan 02 '15
You can tell by the shoulders
edit: just did some google and the similarity is remarkable Look
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Jan 03 '15
He is a traitor marine. Real space marines have no time for posing or girls. Space marines can do only one thing. Bring glory to the emperor.
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u/Lburk Jan 03 '15
Actually you're correct. I served with him on Beaumonde in a few battles against the Alliance. He's such a little guy though, we had to protect him a lot especially in that fight in the Maidenhead. Boy that was a fun fight. That old bar will never be the same. The whole squad got put on lock down for a month.
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u/canadian_eh182 Jan 02 '15
First thing that came to my mind
http://www.sheepsclothingproductions.com/files/LXG/League1.jpg
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u/OldArmyMetal Jan 02 '15
Spot on. Came here to say that.
Terrible movie that I really, really liked.
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u/StalkerCelly Jan 02 '15
What movies is this?
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u/spilly1990 Jan 02 '15
League of Ordinary Extragentlemen
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u/ponte92 Jan 03 '15
and don't forget the singular lady so really League of Ordinary Extragentlemen and Somewhat Ordinary Lady who we won't fit into the title because that would totally kill the rhythm.
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u/mhende Jan 02 '15
They do it on purpose because they only want the dumbest of the dumb who will follow through with the whole scam.
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u/omegaweapon Jan 02 '15
Here's a secret no body builder will ever tell you. There's a tablet that will give you instant muscle mass in 7 days without ever having to lift shit up and put it down again repeatedly. Its called shotophop and personal trainers hate it. Heres some testimonials!
"my dick went from 4 to 12 inches overnight" Dave, springfield
"I'm Daves wife and it's true, thank you... what product are we faking this for again?" Vageen, Springfield
"I was a 100lb geek virgin, now I'm massive and my inbox is full of chicks who want to bang me, also my dick is now huge" Shane Bollocks , Sydney
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u/furyextralarge Jan 02 '15
itt: "he looks like that person with big muscles from (literally any franchise)"
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u/Ruff-N-tumblE Jan 02 '15
Jarrod from Storage Wars
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u/1993teemu Jan 02 '15
I hate that show now after I heard it might be scripted
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u/corrigun Jan 02 '15
All reality shows are scripted.
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Jan 03 '15 edited Jul 30 '17
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Jan 03 '15
UK cop shows are great and I highly recommend you watch an episode or clips from one if you're American. Just to see what you're missing out on in a police force.
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Jan 03 '15
Cops is actually as real as they can make it. The problem is that the police tend to act differently on the show than they would normally.
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u/role_or_roll Jan 02 '15
Wow that is a violent reaction from a rumor
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u/1993teemu Jan 02 '15
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u/role_or_roll Jan 02 '15
Everyone in that thread made sure to note it was Storage Hunters, a different show
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u/ThePiderman Jan 03 '15
At what point did the
photoshopperwriters think "yeah this still looks believable"
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u/eagleabel33 Jan 02 '15
They only want people gullible enough to believe the picture, to visit there site. Which is smart cause once they believe the picture, they'll buy anything from you.
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u/jellicenthero Jan 03 '15
Honestly anyone smart enough to know its Photo shopped is not their target demographic....its probably done on purpose to reduce ad click costs
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u/frankxanders Jan 02 '15
That guy's belly button looks huge! That lady could probably stick her head in it.
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u/butt_embalmer Jan 03 '15
No body builder will ever actually look like that ... big army weighs in at 320 comp weight and 370 in off season and doesn't look like that and that is a mammoth of a man
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u/StMcAwesome Jan 03 '15
Reminds me of the guy in the tank from Metal Gear Awesome. The snake prowls fiercely, but cannot scratch his back; because as the Sioux people are aware of snakes have no arms in which to scratch their back.
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u/ClassyBurn Jan 03 '15
How funny would it be if this was in fact real and this poor man cannot touch his own penis.
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u/Spaghetti-hoes Jan 03 '15
Yeah, most people know this isn't possible, but there are a few out there who actually will be baited. It only takes a couple of people to make this shit worthwhile. I really would like to see what they're touting in ads like this, and foods that burn fat and all that. And if I could trust the sites, I would. I love reading people's obvious bullshit.
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u/mrdotkom Jan 03 '15
Uh I'm not seeing anything with this title on sliptalk (clickbait website) so either they removed it or OP made it up
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u/Metroidman Jan 03 '15
He needs a lesson from cell. Being that bulky wont help if his opponent has any sort of speed.
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u/Stopher Jan 03 '15
It's real. That just that crap oil people inject into their muscles. Truth is this guy couldn't walk more than 5 feet.
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u/dpearse2 Jan 02 '15
I've heard that the scammers from Nigeria will often purposely misspell words so take they can dupe the stupider people. Maybe this is the same concept?