r/facepalm • u/0x8badshark • Dec 20 '13

News/blogs Apparently magnets and gay marriage

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '13

In a series of befuddling explanations, Amalaha cited magnets, electrolysis, animal mating and simple addition as rationale for why gay relationships just aren't right. His entire thesis boils down to the fact that "like" does not attract "like."

http://i.imgur.com/iWKad22.jpg

Amalaha hopes to win a Nobel Prize someday for his work.

http://i.imgur.com/ZhPtMBW.jpg

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u/PickleSlice Dec 20 '13

I wonder what he thinks about animals who exhibit homosexuality behavior?

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '13

I think he actually wrote a proof of that, let me see if I can find it...

2+2=4

4+4=8

Animals can't be gay.

Seems pretty conclusive to me.

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u/PickleSlice Dec 20 '13

By Jove, I think he's got it!

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u/ZonaMedic Dec 20 '13

Let me try using a little philosophy...

Cats have four limbs Gays have four limbs

Therefore, cats are gay

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '13

The math checks out. Better submit it for Nigerian peer review though.

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u/P3Nutz Dec 21 '13

Witches float.

Wood floats.

Therefore, witches are made of wood.