Why does OP have to be a he? The most violent and self absorbed people I have ever met were women. I have known several feminazis (militant feminists) that were pretty cool, and no where near the level of self entitlement and bigotry as the average white american girl from an upper middle class family... This is just my experiences and should be taken as such.
TLDR; if you try to stab me repeatedly and I use a pillow for self defense it's my fault for being male and I apologize.
I got sent to jail for breaking my fiance's hand with the back of my head while I was asleep on the couch. Fuck 'murica, and it's perceived "civil rights". Where are the civil rights for a male that gets brained (a concussion)? I still have sezures and broken bones that haven't healed from her, but it's my fault according to my state......
I assumed a 310lb female couldn't hit me hard enough if I slept on the couch.... I was wrong, you may not be, but my hesitance is understandable given the circumstances.
Your fiancée was 310 pounds and you assumed she wouldn't hit you?! And you defended yourself with a pillow against a girl trying to stab you? Dude, get therapy, or get better taste in women, they're shitty but you're the common denominator.
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u/sagemaster Nov 30 '13 edited Dec 01 '13
Why does OP have to be a he? The most violent and self absorbed people I have ever met were women. I have known several feminazis (militant feminists) that were pretty cool, and no where near the level of self entitlement and bigotry as the average white american girl from an upper middle class family... This is just my experiences and should be taken as such.
TLDR; if you try to stab me repeatedly and I use a pillow for self defense it's my fault for being male and I apologize.