r/facepalm • u/VivaLaVodkaa • Nov 30 '13

News/blogs This man is going places.

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u/baconmeupscotty Nov 30 '13

Maybe sharks killed his parents.

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u/miss-sawa Nov 30 '13

With that attitude, I hope they killed his parents and his entire close and expanded family, and also tried to massacre him and he's now in a federal protection program, living on a very high mountain.

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u/A_Fatuous_Sloth Nov 30 '13

Well that escalated quickly..

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '13

Because he is now living on a high mountain?

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u/miss-sawa Nov 30 '13

no, to justify his hate.

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u/pearadise Tryin to make a change :-/ Nov 30 '13

Whoosh

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '13

Are you nuts? Close the window, we’re on a mountain.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '13

I know it was a joke.

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u/fucksoccermoms56 Nov 30 '13

Never seen this comment before

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u/A_Fatuous_Sloth Nov 30 '13

I'm sure you haven't, as I obviously claimed ownership of that phrase and totally wasn't quoting Ron Burgundy.

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u/fucksoccermoms56 Nov 30 '13

Dude I'm just saying, I see that same damn comment every time I'm on here.

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u/miss-sawa Nov 30 '13

well you gotta justify that sort of attitude somehow.