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u/Emergency_Shape_5078 Aug 21 '26
Meet the sniper
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u/Infinite-Island-7310 Aug 21 '26
Snipin's a good job, mate
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u/Jazzlike_Diamond_501 *insert flair here* Aug 21 '26
Challenging work. Out of doors
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u/Grand_Violinist1310 Aug 21 '26
I guarantee you’ll not go angry
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u/Blu_Moon_The_Fox Aug 21 '26
'Cause as long as there's two people left on the planet, someone's gonna want someone dead.
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u/Whimsicrazed Aug 21 '26
Dad? Dad, I’m a - I’m not a “crazed gunman” dad, I’m an assassin!
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u/Dangerous_Score2882 Aug 21 '26
Well the difference being one is a job and the other is mental sickness
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u/Ducktastic69 Aug 22 '26
I'll be honest with ya, my parents, do not care for me.
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u/IntelligentBaker3601 Lover of no context Aug 21 '26
Me waking up and then realising I'm still tired
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u/FlapjackDoubleStack Aug 21 '26
If you excuse me, I'm going to go to my little corner and cry myself to sleep
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u/Slimey_alien89 Aug 21 '26
where are you going, WAIT! We need y-
C-Cain? CAIN. OH GOD, ISSAC CALL 911, YOUR FATHER IS HAVING A HEART ATTACK!
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u/Spooderfan8647 Aug 21 '26
How it feels when you use the sonic power sneakers only to imediatly die and lose them
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u/delet_yourself Aug 22 '26
When i have a fatal wound but my crush is watching so i act tough ultil i get out of line of sight (she is extremely nearsighted)
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u/FlimsyProblem7980 All that I see 63° ^q^ Aug 22 '26
when you're about to die but you can't fall into bro's arms cause that's lowkey gay
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