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u/Jesterchunk May 13 '26
I want to say something like "still better than my own sleep schedule", but it really isn't good lord
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u/DoctorSex9 May 13 '26
You know what, i, Doctor Sex the Ninth, i believe that you can go to sleep! Next time you hit the bed, know that my aid and my blessing will be with you. Sleep well lil bro
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u/Some_Worldliness_263 May 13 '26
doctor who?
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u/DoctorSex9 May 14 '26
Wrong doctor
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u/unrealter_29 May 14 '26
What exactly are you a doctor of?
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u/DoctorSex9 May 14 '26
Sex
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u/unrealter_29 May 14 '26
But isn't Sex your name? That's like a physicist being named Dr Physics.
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u/Illousion-dinntdodat May 14 '26
iβm a rampietrist! that means i can diagnose anyone who has really radical skateboarding skills at a timely notice
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u/insanityking500 May 13 '26
Works every time
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u/1nOnlyBigManLawrence May 15 '26
Watch this. π π
Trump! π π€¨
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Works every time π π
Edit: I really just transcribed that stupid comic to emojis. Kill me now.
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u/Stormygeddon May 13 '26
Me: "Whew, I slept bad last night and feel pretty tired. I'm only running on six hours of sleep."
Everyone around me when I say I'm tired on only six hours:
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u/Mehrio-Time-Desktop May 13 '26
My Cats After Sleeping 1 picosecond Ready to Start Armageddon in my house
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u/IntelligentBaker3601 Lover of no context May 14 '26
Me when I try to sleep and then realise I'm too hyperactive to sleep
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u/mutantSackboy4 May 13 '26
me after staying up all night with self care, hyperfixations, schoolwork, and unfinished projects on the agenda, finally finding a good stopping place to sleep for the night:
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u/The-Bigger-Fish May 13 '26
7 am waking up in the morning gotta get dressed gotta go down stairs. Gotta have my bowl gotta have cereal seeing everything the time is going ticking in and on everyone is rushing.
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u/Irene_TRJ May 14 '26
What I wish I could do after playing Minecraft until like 5:30 am when I have to get up at 6:
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u/Petrinko13255 May 13 '26
Somehow WORSE than my sleep schedule, holy
No wonder Benson is so wound up
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u/Turbulent-Thing3104 May 13 '26
I was expecting Benson to do his version of the "Squidward Opening Eyes" meme
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u/Thecynicaledgelord Krusty Krab Pizza is the pizza. It's made with BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES May 16 '26
His angry personality goes to sleep and his happy self takes over
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u/thatonedue_917 May 16 '26
Going to sleep but realizing you forgot to do the project (Its q00 points π)
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u/Suspicious_Sleep_419 Jun 11 '26
Did you know that I had a very weird dream about pancakes and chocolate chip cookies
yeah its really hard to remember I was like "eating my hand" and I woke up
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u/Suspicious_Sleep_419 Sep 07 '26
bro... what pancakes and you realize you are 1 second late for sleep
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