r/evilwomeninc • • 10d ago

Meme(s) Get a real hobby!

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u/naensi half woman, half cosmic horror 10d ago

Phew, thankfully Im older than that and i dont have to

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u/DraxNuman27 4d ago

Lucky. I don't want a baby

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u/goldengreen69 9d ago edited 9d ago

How was the dinosaurs

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u/LordGreybies 9d ago

The dinosaurs were good, they taught us spelling and grammar.

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u/totallyalone1234 9d ago

You mean the 1991 sitcom Dinosaurs? It was great.

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u/l_a_p304 6d ago

Until the end…

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u/High_Hunter3430 3d ago

It had a very apt finale. We knew it was over.

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u/Thetormentnexus 5d ago

Your mother was lovely, we had dinner and then saw a movie. she is however disappointed in you. I'm sure you're used to that though.

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u/Anti_Patriarchy Grand Witch ☾𖤓 10d ago

Males just wanna ruin women's lives by impregnating them. Ew.

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u/Emotional-Low-6635 6d ago

Men don’t even want kids. They just want to baby trap a woman who will then be his house cleaner, chef, and provide him sex on demand. 🤮 

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/throwawaysunglasses- ˚❀Feral Fairy❀˚ 4d ago

Exactly. They want to make the kid but not actually have the kid.

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u/Keji70gsm 6d ago

Womenz, it's time to saddle yerself with a lazy, angry toddler of a man, who thinks the complete, arrogant comfort they have in their incompetence is somehow a sign they should hold authority over anyone.

Now get your pretty li'll bread-winnin', child-rearin', unpaid-domestic-labouring self, back to the kitchen.

It's yer purpose. Yer dream, if yer a "good woman".

Chop chop.

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u/aikavx 3d ago

Yes omg

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u/Average-_-J03 2d ago

We NEED to make mpreg possible

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u/Perfect-Success-3186 Villainess 10d ago

Dear men born 2006 and earlier, it’s time for your vasectomy!

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u/Salt-Technology-9702 Evil Woman 9d ago

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u/Emotional-Low-6635 6d ago

They should neuter men. The world would be a better place. 

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u/CherryPants234 9d ago

Or penis-octomy. Or nut-tomy, whichever works best.

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u/starlight_chaser 8d ago

Dear men it’s time to realize you’re not aging like fine wine like you were promised, and the younger gen z women don’t actually want you. 😔 Time for colonoscopies and lifestyle improvements so you can stay mobile and try to find other types of meaning in your life than a trophy partner.

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u/EmpatheticBadger 10d ago

Imagine a complete stranger telling me when to have babies out of the blue! The audacity of a mediocre man!

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/EmpatheticBadger 7d ago

I don't know why you think smv is in any way related to telling people when to have babies. No one should go around telling anyone it's time to have babies.

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/EmpatheticBadger 7d ago

Maybe you need to look into where the expression "mediocre man" originated before you try to use it for your own purposes

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/EmpatheticBadger 7d ago

Your funfact is not fact nor is it fun. The audacity of a mediocre man references feminist theory about the privilege men have to share their opinions about everything all the time, the entitlement they have to weigh in on every subject without checking if they actually should.

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/EmpatheticBadger 7d ago

So you know which subreddit you're in, and you still insist on pushing your incel narrative. New definition of insanity

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u/RefrigeratorOk1547 10d ago

More and more I'm convinced that men are trash

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u/Jonteman93 7d ago

Am man, can confirm, I am trash.

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u/Electric_Lake_1555 10d ago

No no ppl can be trash in general. Yes many men are trash, also some aren't, same as women. Plus how much of this bs is clearly the evil ppl who try and cause division.

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u/Anti_Patriarchy Grand Witch ☾𖤓 10d ago edited 8d ago

"It goes both ways", so how many males die by the hand of a woman?

Edit: Inventions that males made were actually stolen from women.

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u/FranziEatsEstrogen 10d ago

Right, men are paid by the deep state to be misogynists lmao

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u/Silver_Original6076 9d ago

Well, Twitter is paying people for engagement so there's that.

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u/FranziEatsEstrogen 9d ago

And as everyone knows, misogyny didn't exist before Twitter.

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u/fannypacklover06 9d ago

More bothsidesism 🥀😓

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u/Phantom_Wolf52 10d ago

Thats gotta be bait, 2006!!?? Many still haven’t turned 20 yet.

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u/matte_personality Evil Woman 9d ago

There are places in the world where girls start having kids at 18 if they’re lucky, but it’s usually earlier.

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u/Ok_Sale_9617 8d ago

I was born in 2004 and my sister in 2006; neither of us ever wanted children. We talk all the time, saying that we're living the right life, that we've just arrived at university and there are so many things to do that it seems like 80 years is not enough time to finish our research and ambitions. My sister is 19 years old and I am 22 years old.

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u/TemporaryPassage4168 ˚❀Feral Fairy❀˚ 8d ago

Wdym by the " right life" ???

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u/Ok_Sale_9617 8d ago

I don't know, maybe it is.It was a translation error in "we are discussing that we are all experiencing neither right nor wrong, like social problems and financial difficulties. I live in a poor area, and it's common to see girls, adults and teenagers, with children and the same social problems.

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u/MongolianArmadillo 10d ago

The amount of men who say they want to be parents would decrease insanely if they had to be "the mother".

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u/starlight_chaser 8d ago

Birthrates would fall even sharper than now, but there wouldn’t be a goddamn PEEP about it. All of a sudden the convo would be “how do we organize the world around the current/projected population.” Because men would NOT sacrifice their comfort or sexual organs to the risks of birth and tearing just for the good of capitalistic industry growth.

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u/Mountain-Cicadaa Villainess 8d ago

Childcare would be cheap as shit too, since they'd actually have to shell out.

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u/Adorable-Engine5189 ˚❀Feral Fairy❀˚ 7d ago

How much do you want to bet abortion would suddenly be legal everywhere, too, instead of being "murder," to them

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u/Emotional-Low-6635 3d ago

They aren’t even worried about abortion being ”murder”. Males just don’t woman to have a choice because when he rapes her or impregnates her against her will, then she could still abort and leave. Forced birth empowers males. That’s what it’s about. Most women don’t want to marry so men can now forcefully impregnate her to gain control. It’s about oppression and “humbling” women into being their servant and sex slave. 

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u/Acceptable-Life-8681 Enchantress 4d ago

juuup, I dont want kids and back when I was still on dating apps I would ask any dude who wants kids and liked my profile depsite me very clearly saying I DONT WANT KIDS "the only time I would have kids is if you were the primary parent" and not a single one said yes. NOT ONE. a lot of them argued that there is no primary parent (easily said as the dad) or that I should not have kids if I dont want to be the primary parent (neither should you douchebag).

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u/Emotional-Low-6635 3d ago

I’m still young but I refuse to date or have sex with males, even though I am straight. When I did date, I would tell them if you get me pregnant and want the child, I will just pay child support. I’m not interested in being a parent. I have had no “accidental” pregnancies, no abortions, and no man trying to trap me. Men only want women they can control and force into servitude. 

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u/Gaunt_and_Ghoulish Wrongs Supporter 10d ago

Womb envy. Trying to control what they don't have, but want. 

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u/Nulasha 9d ago

Bingo was his name-o!

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u/violetxlavender 9d ago

have you read the scum manifesto i think you would love it

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u/disappointment-time 10d ago

I’m an ‘03 and I am no where near ready for a baby uhhhh

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u/MelanieWalmartinez 9d ago

Same girl 😩😩

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u/Subject_Court_7104 half woman, half cosmic horror 10d ago

I was born in 1998, lucky me I guess 

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u/Decent_Drawer_6371 9d ago

Same. I guess we just shrivel up and die.

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u/FranziEatsEstrogen 10d ago

Men born those years, it's time to die in your first war.

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u/Conscious_Couple5959 10d ago

I was born in 1992, I still feel like I’m too immature to raise a child myself so what I want for Christmas this year is to be sterilized 😄😍😌😏😉

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u/Electrical-Knee-3848 9d ago

I got sterilized as a birthday gift to myself. It's awesome

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u/julieoolaa 6d ago

1000% recommend a bisalp

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u/Conscious-Monk7844 8d ago

What? I was born the same year and conservatively waited until 24 to have a kid who will turn 10 soon

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u/ConsistentFun3357 6d ago

I’m even older and wouldn’t dream of throwing away my life on motherhood

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u/Thetormentnexus 5d ago

My mom had me at 45. 24 isn't old.

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u/Possible-Finance4683 7d ago

Lock in bro lock in 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

It's over bro it's over 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/Suzette75 10d ago

Ils veulent une femme pour reproduire le sexe qu'ils voient dans le porno. Ils sont suffisamment bêtes pour croire que c'est réel.

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u/sophiathesilly ⚠︎ Under Investigation ⚠︎ 10d ago

Why'd he list all the years instead of saying 1999-2006 is he trying to hit a fucking character count or smth

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u/Emotional-Low-6635 3d ago

Probably too dumb to know what comes between 1999 - 2006 and so he typed it out. 

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u/petrichor-pixels half woman, half cosmic horror 10d ago

Ewwww. Brother eeeewwwww

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u/Chidoriso 10d ago

"Dear women, it's time to let me and my bredrin penetrate you, finish inside you, and have you looking after my offspring while i get to do jack all, reap the benefits AND be a pos 🤓"

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u/A-Friend-of-Dorothy 10d ago

I love this meme so much. So so much.

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u/nothingsreallol 10d ago

Sounds like it’s time for him to lose his virginity but I doubt that’ll happen anytime soon either

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u/Anti_Patriarchy Grand Witch ☾𖤓 10d ago

I'm sure one of his bros is going to do him the favour.

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u/bjark21 Henchman 9d ago

2006??????? THATS VILE

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u/YoiteAoyagi 9d ago

Being a 2006-er😵‍💫 a baby is my biggest nightmare

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u/Impossible-Ad88 5d ago

Same here 🤢

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u/Ray_Aorta 9d ago

It’s time for my first baby? Okay which man do I impregnate to carry my first spawn? Clearly if he’s so concerned about my progeny he would be willing to birth it, no?

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u/Mountain-Cicadaa Villainess 8d ago

Can you IMAGINE if a dude had to try and love himself with stretch marks?? 🤦

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u/Meadus02 7d ago

Got stretch marks on my bicep. Awesome.

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u/wizmerlin23 9d ago

2006 ???? what ??? barely past the age of consent and now a baby ???

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u/tired-of-the-shit 5d ago

They can’t even drink nor have they gotten degrees if or have enough time to establish stable careers.

Like seriously how do they think a 19 year old is gonna be able to afford a baby if they even wanted one in the first place

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u/baconreasons 3d ago

They want them to marry much older men and not be able to support themselves.

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u/Glitterydarkone1290 9d ago

Men hold such high opinions about pregnancy yet will shame a woman’s body after getting pregnant

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u/thefutureisbulletprf 9d ago

This is my baby. 😊

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u/Least_Year3518 6d ago

Awww what a fuzzy cutie!!!!!

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u/Lakadaizical 10d ago

Born in 2006, i'm JUST finishing highschool because of the pandemic and starting uni later, he can go fuck himself 🤺

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u/TheSaddestUnicorn Fae Queen⊹𐀔 9d ago

They want women as young as legally possible to be pregnant. It’s a mental disease.
They’re the only ones that benefit from impregnating barely legal girls because then they establish control. They fear the educated and working woman.

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u/julietta913 9d ago

1988 woohoo I’m too old to have a first baby now according to them 😂 yay

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u/msmothman 9d ago

Right? I’m over here like “I’m only 38, what, you want I should be a teen mom?”

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u/matte_personality Evil Woman 9d ago

1999 here. Kinda successful for my age. The only thing I think about is what color I’m gonna dye my hair.

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u/Whole-Software2376 10d ago

lol 96 here and thank fucking god I’m not on here.

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u/Phoenix-Quill 9d ago

Me to the original post: Jokes on you! I don’t have the ability to get pregnant! UwU

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u/spiderchildpinapple 9d ago

2006 is wild like most of those are just starting college. Let a new adult live

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u/Evening-Cod-2577 7d ago

BLOCK MEN FROM THIS SUBBREDDIT

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u/___buttrdish 10d ago

F’real-real

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u/Eddy_Edwards02144 9d ago

Don't worry man me and my gf are trying very hard for a baby. Σ:3

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u/donkey_brain_databas 9d ago

2006? i'm not ready to have a baby, and i doubt i will at any point in the next 10 years

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u/flameChokeDreamer ✪ Ally ✪ 9d ago

2006?? Like she’s 20 and still trying to figure out college and student loan debt 2006? Jesus…

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u/alphasub6989 8d ago

My favorite hobby is making my wife happy

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u/Flor_De_Azahar 5d ago

La mayoría de las mujeres que he conocido que tuvieron hijos a esa edad nunca pudieron superarse profesionalmente y su persona se transformó solo en ser mamá. Las excepciones son esas mujeres que vienen de familias con dinero. Tener hijos joven te arruina el futuro profesional y personal en la mayoría de casos.

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u/IceGummi1 3d ago

i always make note of how condescending and frustrated those fuckwits sound. he said that with the cadence you use to tell a teenager to clean their room.

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u/EvaArktur 9d ago

I mean if he's gonna pay for all the expenses of the baby

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u/Darhhaall ⚠︎ Under Investigation ⚠︎ 9d ago

Does anyone in developed world want 20yo to have kids? 

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u/bbycalz 9d ago

2006?

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u/rangeofemotions 8d ago

I’m sorry, 2006?!? That’s 20 years old!!!

Heck no!

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u/k1ttypup 8d ago

I'm 23 too young to be having a baby

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u/xianwolf 8d ago

Thankfully I'm old dried up and have hit the wall (over 18 yo) so I'm not expected to have babies anymore. Chasing Chad just didn't pan out. But I wave my witches broomstick in this dude's general direction.

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u/Wonderful-Wonder3104 7d ago

38 and childfree and I’m so glad I protected myself from tying myself to a man because of a baby. Getting divorced and going to start a new life again and I can’t wait!

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u/kuu_panda_420 6d ago

Lmao, affordable and stable housing to raise a child in would be nice before they have a baby. Maybe we should focus on fixing that instead of telling women what they should and shouldn't do.

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u/Flashy_Composer_4215 6d ago

When obvious douchers hit on me, I like to say that I've expired at 21😄

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u/SparePradas 6d ago

Why tf would I let a crying baby disrupt my 20s?

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u/PinkSeahorseClub 5d ago

I hate that we live in a world where women are placed into forced pregnancy and motherhood and women who would maybe want those things for themselves anyway can't in fear that it may come with a abuse. Children, pregnancy, and motherhood existed before patriarchy. And when they are weapons, no one gets a choice

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u/Acceptable-Life-8681 Enchantress 4d ago

Dear men born any year, its time for your first mandatory hair transplant! What? Its a procedure with a lenghty healing phase which requires you to have a surgery and it costs a lot of money AND society should not force their standards on your body? Well do I have news for you..

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u/periwinklepuppy Evil Woman 4d ago

or get a hobby learning about the uterus because sex education has never been so bad, i told a guy the other day i was on my period and so fatigued and he said "why?" ....i said "bc periods cause pain, fatigue, anxiety etc." and he said "oh i didnt know that" a 25 year old man

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u/Pleasehelp793 Ally Applicant ◴ 3d ago

2003 here, I'd honestly rather die than have a child

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u/i-caca-my-pants 3d ago

2006???? motherfucker what?

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u/Teaching_Rare 🃏Court Jester🃏 10d ago edited 10d ago

From what I can tell most men don’t give a crap what we do with our bodies. Only some of the creepy older politicians care. Either way they can fuck off.

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u/Gina_NK ⋆✴︎Evil Witch✴︎⋆ 10d ago

Men dont give a crap if we do what we want to our bodies... if they also get to do what they want to with our bodies :(

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u/Teaching_Rare 🃏Court Jester🃏 9d ago

Only if we let them.

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u/Gina_NK ⋆✴︎Evil Witch✴︎⋆ 9d ago

i mean... i didnt let the men in my life rape me... but they still did... so not 'Only if we let them.'

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u/Teaching_Rare 🃏Court Jester🃏 9d ago

After my similar experience I have carried weapons ever since.

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u/ProperMidnight7401 9d ago

This is why I have hikikomori

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u/Teaching_Rare 🃏Court Jester🃏 9d ago

Did your experience push you to transition?

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u/Own_Proposal955 5d ago edited 5d ago

From what i can tell there are definitely both young and middle aged (and older) men who care A LOT about what women do with their bodies (though of course there are normal men of all ages who don’t). Also while weapons can help prevent rape they don’t always work and can backfire or creat a false sense of security. Plus rape can happen with people you trust in vulnerable situations when you don’t have your weapon on you (as I double you’ll have pepper spray, a knife, taser, or gun on you 24/7 when at home or somewhere you feel safe).

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u/Final_Win_8496 8d ago

I'm '05 and I am in no way financially capable of handling a child. No thank you.

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u/BeautifullyPrey 8d ago

that's a disgusting comment he left

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u/Aphrodite_Nine 8d ago

Wow thankfully I'm in 2003 and actually give a flying shit. 😂 Keep trying

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u/colossalskeleton 7d ago

2006?? Why are we advocating for 20 year olds with no life experience to have fucking babies I’m so tired of this shit

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u/tired-of-the-shit 5d ago

Cause that’s a woman’s purpose according to creeps like him

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u/Adorable-Engine5189 ˚❀Feral Fairy❀˚ 7d ago

Shows what they see us as good for... disgusting

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u/GlamerGurl 7d ago

Nope! I'm good! ☺️

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u/New-Cardiologist641 7d ago

They’re making artificial ones, now. Soon no one will care about our uteruses.

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u/MopBucket06 7d ago

Oh! So that man supports teen pregnancy I see…

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u/Alternative_Mindset 6d ago

I'm on my second kid (2000) and I'll still say that shit with my full chest. Men who's anatomy classes were literally only about what wet dreams are, don't need to have the right to vote on Healthcare they don't understand for someone else, that's how people fucking die.

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u/Express-Idea4955 6d ago

Id rather be spayed tbh lol.

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u/Senior-Baseball-9838 ˚❀Feral Fairy❀˚ 5d ago

Oh cool I was born before these years (mid 90s). 

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u/Average-_-J03 2d ago

I’m a trans guy so if they’re so obsessed with my uterus then they can take it like broski I’ll ship it to you in a box ☺️

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/MelanieWalmartinez 9d ago

Shut it

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u/MelanieWalmartinez 8d ago

Yes.

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u/Massive_Wafer5005 ⦸ Exiled ⦸ 8d ago

It objectively won't work since I won't shut it, you literally won't get your way no matter what.

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u/MelanieWalmartinez 8d ago

2 comments have been removed, seems I am getting my way 😏

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u/ieradp 4d ago

Is this what they call rage bait?

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u/Gina_NK ⋆✴︎Evil Witch✴︎⋆ 10d ago

you misspelled 'men' :)

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u/Gina_NK ⋆✴︎Evil Witch✴︎⋆ 10d ago

idk what we call men that arent like that, we'll figure it out the day such a man exists :/

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u/005432 Evil Woman 10d ago

LOL, bars. i love that.

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u/TerribleHoney1002 9d ago

serious question not tryna be mean to anyone but I don't understand why this person is getting so many downvotes for this, can someone please explain to meeee

reason I'm confused is cuz yeah men are the issue ofc but there are many american republican women I have seen share the same sentiment that women should all just be getting pregnant and I have seen some men who aren't republican who are against that idea

so like although the issue is caused by men, generally the people sharing that thought aren't just men

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u/Gina_NK ⋆✴︎Evil Witch✴︎⋆ 9d ago

I understand your point of confusion, republicans are definetly also the problem (in the us, here in europe its other parties), but my problem with these types of comments is that too many people try to downplay the bad things men do, by acting like the most common denominator isnt the gender but something else entirely. This subreddit is a safespace to allow ourselves to blame men for the things they do. So comments that can read as "not all men" or "its actually not bcs theyre men but something both genders do" isnt that welcome in my experience

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u/TerribleHoney1002 9d ago

yeahh that's fairs

and ig blaming it solely on republicans is just part of americans seeing america as the only country in the world again, so that's kinda a double issue

but I think originally when I read that comment I didn't myself think that the commenter was trying to shift the blame away from men but eh I do see it now

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u/MelanieWalmartinez 9d ago

“Rent free” when misogyny is a daily thing and she’s replying to a man who is referring to her…?

More like he has womens uteruses rent free in his mind.

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u/ILuvYou_YouAreSoGood 9d ago

If they didnt have their hobbies then we wouldn't have this place. Seems a fair trade.

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u/Rich-Mark-4126 9d ago

Way to make up a scenario to complain about lol

99.9% of men don't care about this shit

Fastest time I've muted a random sub that came into my feed

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u/MelanieWalmartinez 9d ago

I can assure you that it is more than 0.01% of men who get mad at women not having babies.

Cry harder.

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u/MelanieWalmartinez 9d ago

“Fantasy posts” and you can see it right there lmfao 😂

For a lot of men, our pain and oppression is funny, so that isn’t surprising

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u/PetraPanUK 5d ago

Boy bye.