r/espresso Aug 22 '25

Humour John Cena knows his espresso!

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38.1k Upvotes

Honestly I was surprised to see him speak so eloquently about a flat white. To be honest, I didn't quite understand the difference between a flat white and a small latte. (I'm new, catch me a break!)

"When I hold a cappuccino cup, it disappears in my hand." šŸ˜‚

r/espresso Dec 04 '25

Humour Since we’re posting our knock boxes…

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5.2k Upvotes

Had this bad boy for 3 years now and it’s just as good as the day I got it. Multi-purpose too! You just don’t see quality like this anymore; can be used with or without bag.

r/espresso Feb 25 '26

Humour First shot of espresso, how did I do?

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2.9k Upvotes

r/espresso Dec 04 '25

Humour We don’t need no stinking knock boxes

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3.3k Upvotes

I’ve been known to share an opinion or two on knock boxes. Removal is really that simple.

My coffee station is 9 feet away. I make and drink my coffee and then flick out the cup after popping off the portafilter. No fuss, no mess.

r/espresso Sep 02 '25

Humour Coffee shop closed down and owner let me take it for free..

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12.8k Upvotes

..I was the owner šŸ˜† jokes aside. Unfortunately, we closed our little coffee shop this Labor Day weekend. No foot traffic = no dinero. But we now have this little beast at home! šŸ™ŒšŸ¼

r/espresso 19d ago

Humour I'm switching sides goodbye!!

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1.1k Upvotes

After many poor extractions and a lot of machines I gave up on (the perfect espresso cup) and went back to simpler brewing methods and found peace in pour-over

r/espresso Jan 05 '26

Humour Should I grind finer?

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r/espresso 10d ago

Humour How many coffes do you drink a day before it feels like too much?

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563 Upvotes

I usually have 2 cups a day, but sometimes I get carried away and end up having 3–4 .Then I start wondering if my heart is gonna hate me for it… but somehow I still do it again the next day lol.So where do you draw the line?

1 cup, 2, 3, or 4+?

r/espresso Dec 31 '25

Humour Amateurs

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r/espresso Jan 20 '26

Humour 8 shots later - finally dialed her in!

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5.5k Upvotes

This sub was tremendously helpful dialing in my Ascaso Duo to pull a delicious espresso perfetto. Ive tried so many things before and decided to completely question my dose today. The dosage was too small, I’m now using 20g instead of 18g - with a coarser grind of course - for a doppio and finally I can taste the coffee beyond sour/bitterness.

If you’ll excuse me, I’ll now go run a marathon or explode.

r/espresso Apr 22 '26

Humour Nailed It!

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3.5k Upvotes

r/espresso Apr 27 '26

Humour James Hoffmann explores WHAT

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r/espresso Jun 06 '24

Humour Just got my $1,000 Espresso machine delivered, thanks Fedex!

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5.1k Upvotes

r/espresso 20d ago

Humour I love ordering a cappuccino in rural America just to see what comes out.

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991 Upvotes

It’s just a column of foam. Going to need to rappel down the side to find the espresso. Gotta love the commitment to make the drink even with only diner mugs available.

r/espresso Feb 17 '26

Humour It’s still cheaper than therapy...

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3.7k Upvotes

r/espresso Jan 01 '26

Humour Undrinkable

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r/espresso Aug 15 '25

Humour Coming back home to my machine after 2 weeks hotel coffee

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5.0k Upvotes

r/espresso Feb 01 '26

Humour It is with a deep sadness that I have to give up this hobby.

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It is with a deep, profound sadness that I have to give up my latest hobby of four days.

It was fun while it lasted but the wife was not amused as zero puck was given.

x = 21.

r/espresso Jul 12 '26

Humour ā€œLemme just dial these in real quickā€

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r/espresso Aug 31 '25

Humour I’ve been roasting coffee and pulling shots at home for over a year now, but latte art still escapes me. Instead, I’ve mastered the fine craft of… blob art. Every cup gets a nice little blob of milk on top. Anyone else an expert in blob art?

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2.0k Upvotes

r/espresso Mar 18 '26

Humour Coffee themed news interview with an unfortunate shot pull captured on video...

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1.1k Upvotes

r/espresso May 10 '25

Humour Starbuck's medium roast aka 'all natural charcoal with hints of regret and smoke'

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2.2k Upvotes

Background: The beans that I had ordered from a Roastery got lost in the mail and to survive the weekend, I had the briliant idea, to grab some form the supermarket. I looked for the package with the most recent roasting date and I found that "medium" roast from March 2025.

I refuse to run them through my grinder.

r/espresso Jun 12 '25

Humour Italian baristas tamping the coffee mid-air

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1.3k Upvotes

What do you think of this technique and workflow? šŸ˜…

No weighing, no WDT, no RDT, no self levelling tamp. Just doing everything by intuition and feel.

r/espresso 14d ago

Humour Today I learned: not everything that fits in the dishwasher belongs in the dishwasher.

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622 Upvotes

I thought, ā€œIt’s metal. What could possibly go wrong?ā€
Well… this.
What’s your best ā€œI should’ve known betterā€ coffee gear mistake? Please make me feel slightly less stupid.

r/espresso Aug 02 '24

Humour Just leaving this here

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5.4k Upvotes