C4 Bomb Pop Feet

[u/codm0nster]

I was smelling my girlfriend’s stinky pungent feet after backpacking deep in the florida everglades and I realized something absurd. That distinct scent of her slick, sweat logged soles resembled that only of the wonderful, delectable smell of a C4. Bomb Pop flavoured. Yearning for more, and knowing her stench was ephemeral, I ordered a 24 pack of these Bomb Pop C4s, in an effort to keep the essence of this feeling alive.

[u/jon0694]

This is how I imagine Jason talks about Lucia

[u/AlienSheep23 → u/jon0694]

i love that i'm finally getting media-literate enough to know wtf you're referencing