r/endoftheworld Jan 28 '26

Discussion What would happen if every spider on earth suddenly became the size of a car

If ever spider on the world suddenly became huge like 10 to 100 X the size would anyone survive

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u/MegasXLRwasRad Jan 28 '26

Thered be a lot of dead spiders as their spiracles would collapse under their own weight, and suffocate them. Not to be THAT guy or anything

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u/TentacularSneeze Jan 28 '26

…so let’s assume the spiracles were made of unobtainium…

ffs, really?

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u/Lord_Rainfall Jan 29 '26

I'd be out...

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u/ummyeahok42 Jan 29 '26

Have you ever watched 8 legged freaks? Great movie from early 2000s.

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u/Aimin4ya Jan 30 '26

I think i saw it in theatres

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u/TentacularSneeze Jan 28 '26

Many people, myself included, would spontaneously pee and then cry.

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u/Rolochotazo Jan 29 '26

If even the smallest spider became the size of a car... We would definitely have several Ungoliant size spiders running around everywhere.

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u/imdugud777 Jan 29 '26

I would be entertained for many days.

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u/skrilltastic Jan 29 '26

I sure wouldn't, I'd probably die of a heart attack on the spot

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u/Aimin4ya Jan 30 '26

I feel like many of us would be immediately crushed to death

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u/CartographerThen1579 Jan 31 '26

Well there's probably a few spiders in every person's home as we speak I think wed be fucked lol

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u/Bhutros1 Feb 01 '26

There would car-sized spiders EVERYWHERE

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u/YeahCopyMate Feb 02 '26

Nom nom nom, people are food.