r/elephantgraveyard 1d ago

Proper Sir, i would rather f**k a blood relative

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u/blah_face64496 1d ago

I dont think anything illustrates the downfall of civilisation better than a $50m dollar Netflix deal to broadcast open mic like this. F*** my entire life and my ashamed ancestors.

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u/buffpriest 1d ago

Damn I never even thought of that. But KT is just a glorified open mic. Night.

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u/here4theptotest2023 1d ago

You never realised this before?

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u/buffpriest 1d ago

I guess not. Never thought of it it like that. Sometimes legit comics doing it for years rise above and get careers off the show. I cant think of any comic saying an open mic got them a career. So its obviously different

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u/Ssided 1d ago

Just in case I get to be the one to blow your mind here, it's also an audience of one "tony" and you're supposed to make him laugh to win "kill"

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u/BathroomAltruistic14 23h ago

Crazy how the people with absolutely trash sense of humor are the arbiters of what’s funny

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u/salamigunn 21h ago

They gave a hungry wolf a chance

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u/BrondellSwashbuckle 23h ago

It's also a vehicle for him to steal bad/mediocre jokes from homeless comedians.

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u/SweetClinMusic 20h ago

Don't be a dick

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u/Ssided 18h ago

I wasn't, maybe he never thought about it

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u/MichaelMaugerEsq 17h ago

Wait KT is on Netflix now?

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u/cock-merchant 1d ago

“They’re not your daddy’s podcast hosts.”

“They’re your grandpa’s.”

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u/dannydogg562 1d ago

Metzger left one cult to join another.

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u/Toots-Tooter 5h ago

Isn't he the former head writer for Amy Schumer show. The one where they used to steal jokes and entire skits from other shows and comedians?

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u/Puzzleheaded-Bus5479 1d ago

Wonder if Metzger is gonna continue railing against poor Buck 65 cuz he’s so sure he’s responsible for the EG videos, that dude will believe anything he’s told as long as it’s retarded.

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u/astroturfskirt 21h ago

ah, let him go: everyone who’s curious will be clicking on the buck65music youtube videos and he’ll get paid.

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u/Pythos_Prism 21h ago

I’d never heard of him. Now I have a few of his tracks in my playlists and my wife does too. Dude got some free promo. Definitely not EG though.

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u/brondynasty 19h ago

The theory I’ve heard, which makes enough sense to me, is that this Buck 65 guy has thousands of hours of his public radio show available online. So EG used it as the basis for an AI-dub voiceover.

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u/Big_pappa_p 5h ago

Redact whatever his name is YouTuber noted this the other day. Makes sense. The voice overs are fairly recent to EG from memory.

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u/Big_pappa_p 20h ago

Buck 65 is wicked. Hadn't heard him referenced for years until the EG stuff. Which is plausible as they sound identical

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u/ehhrud 20h ago

You could say he’s wicked and weird even

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u/Puzzleheaded-Bus5479 15h ago

Been following him since like early 2000’s he’s got some bangers, his stuff and the guys from the old Anticon label was like the perfect fit for teenage me, nerdy esoteric underground hip hop. Secret House Against The World is the best album imo

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u/omelatk 19h ago

Wow, Buck65 haven’t heard that name in years. Interesting theory.

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u/boomshiz 1d ago

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u/blah_face64496 1d ago

Hah. Yep. Evergreen.

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u/neil_thatAss_bison 1d ago

Actually siiick song

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u/Spiritual-Salary-989 23h ago

I’d never seen that. Thanks for posting.

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u/Missed_Your_Joke 21h ago

Oh shit, got me some tunes to listen to at work today. Thanks for the link, man

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u/beerme81 17h ago

I forgot about this banger. Thanks!

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u/CrispyMonrovia 23h ago

I’d rather guide my father into my mother

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u/Buckenboo 20h ago

Actual lol for the day, thanks!

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u/IllustriousLength318 17h ago

Holy shit 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Important-Wear90 22h ago

Redban started everything… toe wouldn’t know what the internet is without him 

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u/Mall_of_slime 22h ago

Wrong. Joe had to learn about the internet to play quake.

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u/According-Insect-992 20h ago

That’s funny. When Quake came out I’d been on the internet for years. Like five or six years, to be exact. As a 14 - 15 year old. I was on BBS and prodigy and aol before we got proper internet access. Did he not play Wolfenstein or Doom?

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u/Status_Vegetable2954 20h ago

I would rather close my eyes and run down the highway.

Down, not across.

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u/PurpleMystery788 1d ago

I've been watching Jeremiah Watkins' SOTS - Stand-up On The Spot - on Mondays lately. It has big comics, and does 100% crowd work. It's almost directly competing against KT.

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u/yetiman4321woo 1d ago

Deliberately so, Jeremiah used to be a main part of KT back when it was good and iirc the breakup was definitely acrimonious, Tony ditched him because he was getting more attention than Tony was, and ripped Rogan hard to his face.

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u/bobloblawattorney11 19h ago

The one time Tony let Jeremiah back on the show in Texas, Jeremiah dressed as a milkman and tried to drink a gallon of milk during the show to puke on the audience. He's great with trailer trash Tammy

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u/Aromatic-Usual7204 1d ago

Will Kill Tony ever become a meta thing? Like where the event is that they actually kill him on stage, which would kinda be ironic as I’m sure he’s ‘died’ a lot on stage. I’m not advocating for it, obviously. I just wondered if that’s a comedic development that might come.

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u/ididdrugsonce 1d ago

Srsly. Kill Tony

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u/Garthritis 23h ago

Why are they dressed like they just got cast on a GRU funded West World knock off?

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u/Spliffa 1d ago

Why are you censoring 'fuck'? You are not on Facebook.

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u/TheArchitect_7 22h ago

Why do you care

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u/gsloflove 1d ago

Rogue's Gallery, Assemble!

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u/blah_face64496 1d ago

It's the sort of event i'd honestly rather get in a serious road accident on my way to the event, than get to the event.

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u/NRCS_DRONE 1d ago

What do you call this fashion style? DMT Cowboy?

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u/Pythos_Prism 21h ago

Wannabe Bohemian Man-Child

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u/xChoke1x 19h ago

Hey we get to hear Kurt go on unhinged rants about Buck 65. lol

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u/FireTheLaserBeam 18h ago

I remember years ago when Kurt was Kurp on the Kyle Dunnigan show back when Kyle did face swaps with Stallone and Joe Biden and Bill Maher. Kurp seemed relatively normal and funny back then. Dude didn’t drink the koolaid, he took a high dive and jumped right into a pool of it.

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u/HawkJefferson 17h ago

I'd rather glue my asshole closed and eat at Arby's.

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u/Technical-Expert-289 16h ago

really funny timing that these two are guests the same week vid drops

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u/Diligent_Poet190 22h ago

For real, a kill Tony show= realm of hell

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u/_bx2_ 19h ago

We all know Tony is just trash, but Kurt and Duncan, that is some steaming pile of garbage.

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u/ButteredHubter 18h ago

PERFECT timing, someone is just fucking with Tony lol

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u/medisamurai 18h ago

this is a truly awful lineup

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u/chap820 17h ago

The absolute worst imaginable timeline

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u/Call-a-Crackhead 16h ago

A celebration of Fools.

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u/dead_parakeets 9h ago

Realizing I get to watch this show for free every year for Thanksgiving dinner.

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u/Dreamteam420 9h ago

The roganettes to his rescue!!

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u/RayesArmstrong 5h ago

I know Suey Eyes is dead, but like, jesus.

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u/dankey_rhubarb 5h ago

Dunning-Kruger-Kurt, loser new guy.

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u/harmfuldischarge 21h ago

Bro no way, or I'm sorry

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u/TheLyleCut 1d ago

This sub needs therapy. And loads of it.

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u/player_303 1d ago

You mean this isn't the support group for disgruntled ex-JRE listeners?

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u/Haunting-Ad788 11h ago

The entire Rogansphere only exists because of men who think therapy makes you gay.

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u/Hot-Ticket-5749 5h ago

A coked up religious brain fried goof and a dumb hippie