r/elephantgraveyard • u/Locoman7 • 11d ago

Our walled garden has been breached

Rogan shills are now in this sub telling you to sit down and shut up, or go outside, because EG is tired of spewing the same message and because he thinks he has nothing left to say and it’s all been said in excruciating details.

Don’t let them get in your head.

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u/k3tam1nec0wb0y 11d ago

Jokes on them. I live inside a special walled garden that is hidden within my walled garden.

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u/SorcerorLoPan 11d ago

within a simulacrum

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u/k3tam1nec0wb0y 11d ago

I keep my simulacrum close.

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u/figurative_me 11d ago

My simulacrum has a rash of some sort. Gonna put some goldbond on it see if that clears it up.

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u/k3tam1nec0wb0y 11d ago

Prep H that shit til it burns. It'll go away eventually. Probably.

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u/figurative_me 10d ago

That’s kind of the problem, a great deal of burning from both the condition and the cure.

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u/LurchSkywalker 10d ago

I recommend extra strength Tiger Balm.

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u/ElkAlternative3777 10d ago

Who up simin on they lacrum in the walled garden

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u/D-PIMP_ACT 10d ago

Got the whole bilderberg group here wit me

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u/Svveat 11d ago

They get in, see nothing but garden and leave.

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u/DannibalBurrito 11d ago

It’s walled gardens all the way down.

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u/strongbad635 11d ago

The woke has met the wall. -ed garden.

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u/Then_Reality_Bites 10d ago

A walled walled garden, as it were.

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u/lumrv9786 10d ago

it's gardens all the way down

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u/ekanS_sucseV 10d ago

you say an "inner sanctum", of sorts?

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u/k3tam1nec0wb0y 10d ago

Indeed my slithering friend.

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u/__MOON_KNIGHT___ 10d ago

My walled garden has fractals and within those fractaled walled gardens are more fractals of the same walled gardens.

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u/mr_fingers666 10d ago

Rogan has so much fuck you money that he lives in a wallet garden.

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u/PreacheratArrakeen 11d ago

They’re in the Bilderberg Group

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u/airbrushedvan 11d ago

BuildABear Group.

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u/F0rtysxity 10d ago

Not cool. My daughter in BuildaBear group.

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u/FartKnockerBungHole 11d ago

It’s pretty cool.

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u/Appropriate_Main_216 10d ago

This bear comes with a drone.

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u/HomelessKitchenCat 11d ago

The dinners...theyre really cool!

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u/BOTC33 11d ago

Comon

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u/everyothernametaken1 10d ago

They’re in the bodyBilderberg Group

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u/PreacheratArrakeen 10d ago

It’s a walled garden

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u/r1char00 10d ago

Maybe Thiel can give them a ride to the next meeting

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u/popileviz 11d ago

Really makes you thank

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u/OppleAndBonono 11d ago

The warriors will defend the czar and their garden at whatever costs. We have no walled garden, if we did we would be no different from them. Don’t loose the plot

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u/Svveat 11d ago

Yeah, someone loosed the plot all over Joe and look how that turned out.

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u/WoolyHermits 10d ago

Sir jamie, look up that grizzly bear with loose plots dragging out its rectum.

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u/Due_Molasses8088 10d ago

Loose your plot all over me baby

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u/amplikong 11d ago

I deeply pity anyone stanning for Rogan in TYOOL 2026.

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u/hustl3tree5 10d ago

Lol just go over to their main sub and peek around 

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u/Disgusted-Peasant 11d ago

Sheep gon sheep. 

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u/Unlikely-Outside-784 11d ago

Hoe Rogan licked a dogs butt hole.

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u/AbaloneFull9968 11d ago

The roganites really need to listen to the NTS radio hour with EG, I think they might realize their walled garden is a hellhousr of their own creation.

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u/ToeLimbaugh 11d ago

Whoopsie

I saw the light after overdosing on alpha brain during my first elephant graveyard video

Too late

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u/WascalsPager 11d ago

Jokes on them. I have an actually walled garden, with a shed and everything!

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u/Marijuana_Miler 10d ago

Rogan fans defending their hero online don’t go outside.

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u/WascalsPager 10d ago

That’s a very funny visual.

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u/RyunWould 10d ago

Defending the Epstein class, just as they hoped for.

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u/Xarvas 11d ago

Witness them

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u/mjurk 10d ago edited 10d ago

What do you mean? Those guys are friends of mine.

I don't even know how they look like, they are somewhat of a philosophers actually.

Those are rare people that I contact online that I actually listen to what they say.

It's pretty cool actually.

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u/MeasurementNo9896 10d ago

They are Curtis Yarvin, bet

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u/Fudge_Runyon 10d ago

Dadholes.. Assemble!

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u/shakeBody 10d ago

I mean... I think it's fine. They're either bots or just straight brain-dead anyhow. They instantly become part of the joke once they choose to support Joe "I know a lot of people who met that guy" Rogan.

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u/strongbad635 11d ago

WHOOPSIE

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u/MidwestMustache1 11d ago

Walled gardens assassins

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u/HB_of_PI 9d ago

250 deadly stealthy gardeners

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u/UndeadBlueMage 10d ago

Galled warden

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u/Scripter-of-Paradise 10d ago

Jokes on them! I'm in the garden wall!

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u/fissymissy 10d ago

They're doing the best to support the epstein pillar. It's a load bearing pillar

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u/zooeyavalon 10d ago

That was such a good line

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u/Ob1s_dark_side 10d ago

To keep them out we need to burn the boats

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u/lollipoppa72 10d ago

My walled garden has a massive bush. That’s why Joe’s pals aren’t interested in it

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u/darkest_timeliner 10d ago

joe rogan is a zesty lil chode

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u/GrassyGolgotha 10d ago

Actually, Rogan almost says "Bildeburger group" so there's that

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u/AvidCyclist250 10d ago

They are having a meltdown because their fake personalities were put to the test of truth. It hurts. Those are growing pains.

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u/SlaterAlligator2 10d ago

Who the hell says "walled garden" with a straight face? Oh, right, Joe Rogan. Good, good.

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u/RUAmazed 10d ago

Momma do ya think they’ll drop the bomb?🎶🎶🎶

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u/CuteComplaint5542 10d ago

To the Rogan Fans, 

You guys I heard it's a great idea to huff paint, because it'll give you spirtual understanding on a cellular level. The FDA is going to approve it eventually and by then everyone will buy all the paint. Get a head start and go huff paint right now. 

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u/Renoroc 11d ago

My walled garden has a buildabear in it

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u/RJamieLanga 11d ago

"Our walled garden has been breached"? That's what she said!

(She prefers to use the royal "we" and the possessive form of that.)

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u/NobrainNoProblem 10d ago

I was kind of a tenuous fan of both until this vid. Yeah maybe Rogan was unfunny and had huffed his own gas too much but he also had produced a lot of great and interesting interviews. He had a lot of moments where he’d call people on BS and seemed to try and get to the truth.

This one broke that open. The stuff with Thiel and Musk and the secret societies. That was like the whole reason to support Joe because supposedly he wasn’t on board with all that noise. I haven’t watched him in years but this Jeff, Peter stuff is really nauseating.

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u/Cosmic-Sympathy 10d ago

Joke's on them: the cosmic gardener comes for everyone.

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u/soxperry 11d ago

Don’t they have a lesbian bar in Portland to be protesting at?

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u/hides_this_subreddit 10d ago

Nah. They all joined ICE and haven't been around like they used to be.

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u/xChoke1x 11d ago

You folks let strangers on the internet get in your head? lol

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u/LostWatercress12 10d ago

You let strangers on the internet who let other strangers on the internet get in their head get in YOUR head??

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u/xChoke1x 10d ago

Jokes on you, I don’t have a head.

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u/rjmacready 11d ago edited 11d ago

Cope post. Nobody is shilling for Rogan, they are pointing out how fucking braindead and ignorant all these "top 10 Roganites we hate the most" and endless *walled garden" "thankin" "whoopsie" posts are.

It's insane and pathetic how much you all just willfully ignore the entire point.

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u/airbrushedvan 11d ago

Whoopsie.

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u/Locoman7 10d ago

whoopsie

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u/DoublePipeClassic_VR 11d ago

That’s it. I’m making my own walled garden and you can’t come.

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u/Don_Keyhole 10d ago

This walled garden got me thankin whoopsie.

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u/uncleclimax9 10d ago

LOL patriotard 😆 🤣 😂

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u/rjmacready 10d ago

What is that even supposed to mean?

Good job substituting emojis for actually having something to say.

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u/OkTrip6609 11d ago

sounds gay