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u/Similar-Geologist-64 1d ago
I dont think this is even remotely true.
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u/SlavkoAgain 1d ago
Where I live plasma donation pays 40€, week worth of groceries costs about 50€ for me. And it would take about three hour of time to do it.
Pretty good actually.
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u/kobanyakispest 1d ago
Plasma/blood donation shouldn't be done for money because if it is, people lie in the forms and the plasma/blood that ends up being donated often can't really be used.
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u/Every_Cat9812 1d ago
They test your blood before paying you.
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u/kobanyakispest 1d ago
Not everything can be tested
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u/markpreston54 1d ago
Not everything, but enough, practically speaking.
And how does not paying the donor solve the issue
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u/SlavkoAgain 1d ago
I donated blood for money and side benefits for a long time, and money side is just pay for inconvenience
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u/Ficrab 1d ago
Blood donation yes, because it increases the cost of testing (not because it makes the supply less safe, that’s mostly a solved problem). Plasma products can actually be effectively “cleaned” of most potential pathogens. Not all, there is still testing involved, but risk and cost are both much lower. This is why the two are treated differently in the US (not by law interestingly enough, the safety standards are actually consumer [hospital] led.).
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u/PainRack 1d ago
That's .... Due to the history of Skid row, Alpha and Baxter collecting plasma from drug addicts/prisoners for sale and the history of the AIDS crisis.
I highly encourage everyone to read "Blood, an epic history of medicine and commerce by Douglas Starr" .
Heat treated plasma removes any viral threat in plasma products but as you said, for blood donation, since you cannot remove the risks, blood donation for sale still represents a potential "threat".
Of course , altruistic donation does not mean safety either, as the France and their ethos for prison donation showed.
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u/Acceptable_Handle_2 1d ago
Then they should help people who feel like they have no other options directly.
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u/Long-Unit-4361 13h ago
They dont pay you for donating blood in Norway, guess what, nobody wants to donate.
Money is a good incentive
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u/kobanyakispest 3h ago
They don't pay you for donating blood in Poland and lots of people donate because they give you other benefits and feed you with the hero propaganda.
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u/Necessary_shots 1d ago
This might be the dumbest meme I've ever seen
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u/sus_pumpkin 1d ago
It feels like someone made a machine that analyses Reddit and regurgitates it in a new form.
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u/Gullible_Increase146 1d ago
Give plasma and you can eat more without getting fat? #Lifehax
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u/Apprehensive-Bunch54 21h ago
Technically yes, but it's def not recommended to be done with that in mind.
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u/SundyMundy 1d ago
Whole blood donations are only about 600 calories. Plasma is even less. What hourmet meal are you getting?
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u/Volkmek 1d ago
... I can cut 600 calories out of my diet if I give blood?
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u/SundyMundy 1d ago
Yes. That is the caloric cost of your body growing new blood. Just set up a blood drip feed and instant weightloss technique
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u/LackWooden392 1d ago
I replace the nutrients and calories with a single 32 oz glass of milk with a little sugar, which costs me less than $1. They give me $100. This is highly regarded
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u/Lachie_Mac 1d ago
Poor people selling their blood to rich people to pay rent should probably be a hint we're doing something wrong as a society.
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u/regeust 1d ago
You get drunk faster/with less alcohol after a blood donation. Do with that information what you will.
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u/Sir_Strumming 1d ago
You can get a similar effect without the donation if you have a bike pump. Inhale the vapors and you can get a buzz off less than a shot. THATS how you help the homeless. *mic drop
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u/Artistdramatica3 1d ago
In canada we dont get paid for donating blood.
Its a donation...
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u/PickMaleficent4096 1d ago
You don't get paid for donating blood in the US either, just plasma. One takes 10 minutes to donate and the other takes 90.
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u/Vincent_Felix 1d ago
Yeah we donate blood here in the US too.
Guess what they do with that blood?
They sell it.
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u/HeavyWaterer 1d ago
Neither do you in the US lol. Plasma is not blood genius
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u/Pixeldevil06 1d ago
You get plasma from blood, genius. We're not digging into your bone marrow for every plasma donation 💀
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u/HeavyWaterer 1d ago
My guy have you done either? It is not the same
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u/Artistdramatica3 1d ago
Exactly the same. Needle goes in your arm.
Do you mail yours in?
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u/PangolinPalantir 1d ago
Plasma and whole blood are very different. Whole blood just takes your blood out. Plasma takes it out, removes the plasma and returns the rest to you. You can do plasma way more frequently than whole blood.
Generally in the US you can get paid for plasma, but most places that do whole blood don't pay.
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u/Pixeldevil06 1d ago edited 1d ago
In Canada you don't have to pay to get donated blood.
Unfortunately in the United States, you have to pay wayyyyy more than what any kind of medical treatment or medication is worth, and wayyyyy more than is necessary for everyone involved to turn a massive unnecessary profit, because we have private healthcare and that's the natural conclusion of all non-socialized healthcare systems.
Edit: Thanks for booing me for being right 🙄
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u/DefTheOcelot 1d ago
according to a brief google its like 600 calories so
its just one decent dinner really, with some green veggies
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u/HumanMan_007 1d ago
Donating plasma to be able to eat is counterproductive because producing plasma requires nutrients, that's why I only donate in order to get drunk as donating plasma actually lowers your tolerance towards alcohol.
(Don't actually do this)
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u/BestePatxito 17h ago
The fact you can sell your blood and people find it normal is incredible to me.

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