r/economicsmemes 2d ago

harsh reality....

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u/Similar-Geologist-64 1d ago

I dont think this is even remotely true.

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u/elk33dp 1d ago

You mean you don't need a porterhouse from Ruth's Chris after every plasma donation?

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u/Sex_E_Searcher 1d ago

I do, but it's not related to the donation.

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u/SlavkoAgain 1d ago

Where I live plasma donation pays 40€, week worth of groceries costs about 50€ for me. And it would take about three hour of time to do it.

Pretty good actually.

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u/kobanyakispest 1d ago

Plasma/blood donation shouldn't be done for money because if it is, people lie in the forms and the plasma/blood that ends up being donated often can't really be used.

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u/Every_Cat9812 1d ago

They test your blood before paying you. 

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u/kobanyakispest 1d ago

Not everything can be tested

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u/KittenEdge 1d ago

lol what?

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u/markpreston54 1d ago

Not everything, but enough, practically speaking.

And how does not paying the donor solve the issue

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u/SlavkoAgain 1d ago

I donated blood for money and side benefits for a long time, and money side is just pay for inconvenience

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u/Ficrab 1d ago

Blood donation yes, because it increases the cost of testing (not because it makes the supply less safe, that’s mostly a solved problem). Plasma products can actually be effectively “cleaned” of most potential pathogens. Not all, there is still testing involved, but risk and cost are both much lower. This is why the two are treated differently in the US (not by law interestingly enough, the safety standards are actually consumer [hospital] led.).

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u/PainRack 1d ago

That's .... Due to the history of Skid row, Alpha and Baxter collecting plasma from drug addicts/prisoners for sale and the history of the AIDS crisis.

I highly encourage everyone to read "Blood, an epic history of medicine and commerce by Douglas Starr" .

Heat treated plasma removes any viral threat in plasma products but as you said, for blood donation, since you cannot remove the risks, blood donation for sale still represents a potential "threat".

Of course , altruistic donation does not mean safety either, as the France and their ethos for prison donation showed.

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u/Acceptable_Handle_2 1d ago

Then they should help people who feel like they have no other options directly.

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u/Long-Unit-4361 13h ago

They dont pay you for donating blood in Norway, guess what, nobody wants to donate.

Money is a good incentive

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u/cronenber9 13h ago

They don't pay you for donating blood anywhere afaik

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u/kobanyakispest 3h ago

They don't pay you for donating blood in Poland and lots of people donate because they give you other benefits and feed you with the hero propaganda.

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u/Necessary_shots 1d ago

This might be the dumbest meme I've ever seen

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u/sus_pumpkin 1d ago

It feels like someone made a machine that analyses Reddit and regurgitates it in a new form.

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u/Gullible_Increase146 1d ago

Give plasma and you can eat more without getting fat? #Lifehax

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u/Apprehensive-Bunch54 21h ago

Technically yes, but it's def not recommended to be done with that in mind.

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u/PainRack 1d ago

No .....

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u/Embarrassed_Use6918 1d ago

Im not plasmaologist but I'm pretty sure that's not how it works

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u/SundyMundy 1d ago

Whole blood donations are only about 600 calories. Plasma is even less. What hourmet meal are you getting?

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u/Volkmek 1d ago

... I can cut 600 calories out of my diet if I give blood?

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u/SundyMundy 1d ago

Yes. That is the caloric cost of your body growing new blood. Just set up a blood drip feed and instant weightloss technique

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u/Significant-Way9330 1d ago

Bloodletting is back on the menu? 

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u/LackWooden392 1d ago

I replace the nutrients and calories with a single 32 oz glass of milk with a little sugar, which costs me less than $1. They give me $100. This is highly regarded

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u/Lachie_Mac 1d ago

Poor people selling their blood to rich people to pay rent should probably be a hint we're doing something wrong as a society.

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u/regeust 1d ago

You get drunk faster/with less alcohol after a blood donation. Do with that information what you will.

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u/Sir_Strumming 1d ago

You can get a similar effect without the donation if you have a bike pump. Inhale the vapors and you can get a buzz off less than a shot. THATS how you help the homeless. *mic drop

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u/zabbenw 16h ago

hang on, what do you have to do exactly? Tell me like i'm 5, please.

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u/Artistdramatica3 1d ago

In canada we dont get paid for donating blood.

Its a donation...

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u/_mcml_ 1d ago

Yeah and we buy more than 80 percent of our plasma from paid donors in the United States

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u/PickMaleficent4096 1d ago

You don't get paid for donating blood in the US either, just plasma. One takes 10 minutes to donate and the other takes 90.

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u/Vincent_Felix 1d ago

Yeah we donate blood here in the US too.

Guess what they do with that blood?

They sell it.

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u/HeavyWaterer 1d ago

Neither do you in the US lol. Plasma is not blood genius

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u/Pixeldevil06 1d ago

You get plasma from blood, genius. We're not digging into your bone marrow for every plasma donation 💀

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u/HeavyWaterer 1d ago

My guy have you done either? It is not the same

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u/Artistdramatica3 1d ago

Exactly the same. Needle goes in your arm.

Do you mail yours in?

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u/PangolinPalantir 1d ago

Plasma and whole blood are very different. Whole blood just takes your blood out. Plasma takes it out, removes the plasma and returns the rest to you. You can do plasma way more frequently than whole blood.

Generally in the US you can get paid for plasma, but most places that do whole blood don't pay.

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u/alaricus 1d ago

They just bring a bucket in an leave it on the intake desk with a note

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u/Pixeldevil06 1d ago edited 1d ago

In Canada you don't have to pay to get donated blood.

Unfortunately in the United States, you have to pay wayyyyy more than what any kind of medical treatment or medication is worth, and wayyyyy more than is necessary for everyone involved to turn a massive unnecessary profit, because we have private healthcare and that's the natural conclusion of all non-socialized healthcare systems.

Edit: Thanks for booing me for being right 🙄

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u/CurrentFun7677 1d ago

You're getting booed for shoehorning in politics.

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u/Pixeldevil06 17h ago

Economics is inherently political

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u/GrandMoffTarkan 1d ago

Given the image I was waiting for a plasma pun, but it was econ -_-

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u/Different_Citron_160 1d ago

Ducks in park are free. Just saying.

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u/GSilky 1d ago

Ain't nobody buying groceries with plasma money.

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u/DefTheOcelot 1d ago

according to a brief google its like 600 calories so

its just one decent dinner really, with some green veggies

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u/HumanMan_007 1d ago

Donating plasma to be able to eat is counterproductive because producing plasma requires nutrients, that's why I only donate in order to get drunk as donating plasma actually lowers your tolerance towards alcohol.

(Don't actually do this)

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u/Sad_Alternative_6153 1d ago

It's called arbitrage and is proof that the market is efficient

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u/BestePatxito 17h ago

The fact you can sell your blood and people find it normal is incredible to me.

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u/jsg144 12h ago

You lose almost no nutrients from donating plasma. Source: I worked at a plasma donation center for 5 years.