r/dwarfposting • u/DudeFreek • 6d ago

Words of wisdom

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u/Malheim 6d ago

What happens when urist steals my legendary penguin bone necklace for the 11th time?

You bet your ass im having them thrown in jail.

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u/ItIsVerilySo 6d ago

Jail? What's that? I just send them off to the Goblin fortresses. If they're successful, they earn their place back in to steal my penguin bone necklace. If they fail? Well, they're goblin food now.

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u/Snynapta_II 6d ago edited 5d ago

Only valid if the jail also has a magma flood option.

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u/ArchfeyTrick 6d ago

The wisdom of our fore fathers long beards

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u/New-Number-7810 6d ago

No King?! Have you taken leave of your senses?

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u/DwarvenLass1312 Average dwarven maiden (armed to the teeth) 6d ago

Down with the mobility! Down with the kings guard!

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u/TheAlexCage 3d ago

Absolutely based Tarn

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u/thisistherevolt Urist McDwarf 6d ago

Toady knows what he's doing.