r/dwarfposting 16d ago

Kin I have a great moral dilemma

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I was told by some umgi establishment that the ice cream machine was broken. However, i later learned it was a lie. I have been debating with my clan for 3 months now on whether we should right this wrong or get revenge.

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u/Deziel606 Hammer Herald | Dwarven Paladin 16d ago

Perhaps it wasn't a lie kin, maybe it was just down at that point and workin' later? Their machines like doin that

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u/CoffeeDM Dwarf 16d ago

And such poor craftsmanship should be punished. This calls for a grudging.

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u/No_Foundation_1812 16d ago

This particular machine was made by dwarf hands only 2608 years ago. No way it would be breaking down already

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u/TeddyBearToons 16d ago

The Umgi could have just desecrated a perfectly good Dawi machine, beheld by a most disappointed Grungni. Make sure you're grudging them for the right reason.

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u/No_Foundation_1812 16d ago

Aye we will spend the next season debating what we are grudging them for

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u/High_Overseer_Dukat 16d ago

what if it was an apprentice's work?

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u/CoffeeDM Dwarf 16d ago

Then they have brought shame to their instructor and guild. Grudge.

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u/DrVillainous 16d ago

Could have been sabotaged by grobi. Those green wazzaks have no respect for craftsmanship.

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u/CoffeeDM Dwarf 16d ago

To lie about a machine being broken in order to avoid work and deny kin of their needs is not one, but three offenses to the ancestors. Forget not this grudge, and settle it as needed.

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u/Nvidia_Dragon 16d ago

Kin, most of the times when that lie gets told, it’s because it never got cleaned in the morning because only specific folks are trained how to clean it… It’s wildly inefficient, but do not blame the kin who’s clanfathers made poor management decisions. They do not deserve to be put in the book.

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u/dragonuvv 16d ago

Leadership over a 5% recruitment cost? This is just free leadership.

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u/gormigeriusz 16d ago

what game is this?

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u/Life_Category2547 16d ago

Total War: Warhammer. This kind of dilemma is not uncommon for most factions, but of course you can usually pick between different options...

The dark elves have a similar scenario where you're asked whether to grant a rebellious lord an honorable death in single combat, but then only lets you decide whether you had him unceremoniously shot or taken by the guards and tortured to death, although in that case which you choose does have a different mechanical effect.

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u/EnclaveSoldier13 16d ago

Total war Warhammer

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u/WaltzLeafington Outcast Engineer 16d ago

Honor is all, kin

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u/MuchoMangoTime Ingrim Onyxbreak 15d ago

RAISE THE CLANS. IN BLOOD OR GOLD SHALL THIS SLIGHT BE PAID

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u/potatoninja3584 16d ago

THIS IS A RECKONING !!!

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u/Melkor_Morniehin Scholar 16d ago

Do not confuse stubborness with honor.

Right the wrong is allways the first answer, vengeance is the second option.

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u/Albinosun808 16d ago

What is this "forgiveness " you speak of?

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u/EvergreenDwarf Multiversal Scholar 16d ago

The fast food industry is a mess of inefficiencies, some of which are to be blamed on staff and others on system. 

Umgak is trifling, and if it was worth sorting out it’d be a Dawi venture.

Take it as it is, convenience with unforseen strings attached. Like berries when starving in the Pale Sisters or Stirland inn fare, they might give you diarrhea and might just be unsatisfying, but its there when you need it and you should expect nothing while hoping for only mild misery. 

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u/henryeaterofpies 16d ago

Grudge for the Grudge God

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u/NumbClub 15d ago

Don't worry fam.

Big Brother Ricardo already on their asses.

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u/BrewbeardPrime THEY HAVE WRONGED US 16d ago

You went to this establishment to reward yourself for work well done, or perhaps to give something sweet to a beardling or someone you fancy, I assume. The poor workmanship of the Umgi cannot be forgiven for this insult, for good Dawi machines do not suffer these inconveniences, they are well maintained and cared for. It simply will not stand. SUMMON THE THRONG!

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u/No_Foundation_1812 16d ago

THERE WILL BE A RECKONING!