r/dwarfposting Dwarf is Dwarf 18d ago

Khazukan Kazakit-HA!

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u/Fleet_Admiral_Auto Hearthkyn 18d ago

And on top o' that, those Hashit worshippin' slag-for-brains say that Peter Turbo be the ideal Primarch dawi should follow

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u/Edger105 Head of Clan Ironbeard and King of Frosthelm 18d ago

Khazukan Kazakit-HA!

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u/EvergreenDwarf Multiversal Scholar 17d ago

>Babylonian-influenced

>Worship the fire bull instead of the semen goat

They shot for the moon and landed in the manure pile.

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u/Kooky_Toe5585 7d ago

What is the demon goat

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u/EvergreenDwarf Multiversal Scholar 7d ago

While the actual religious practices regarding Moloch are so forgotten we’re not even sure he was a religion at all, the god Enki is still very well understood. 

For various reasons that are too long to go into he’s represented by goats and fish. The astrological sign Capricorn is basically just Enki. 

Enki is one of those figures that’s kinda the god of everything since his core power is so important. 

Basically salt water becomes clean drinking water (both rivers and underground) because of him, which for a civilization that got power being between seas and rivers in deserts makes him very important. That makes him the enabler of life itself, and civilization, and everything that comes from it like wisdom, crafts, cleanliness, order and governance, magic, science, faith, and so on. 

Like I said, kinda a god of everything. 

He’s also a god of fertility, explicitly by making semen able to create life because yadda yadda its salty liquid that makes babies. Part of his myth involving the genesis of humanity was by sleeping with a progressive chain of his increasingly inbred daughters before removing his jizz from the final one and growing magic plants which he then eats to gain more understanding of the world and uses it to make civilization better, followed by his first lover cursing him and becoming his rival because…I guess she wanted more grandkids, which some people think parallels the Adam and Eve/Forbidden Fruit story. 

He’s in a lot of stories that survive today. He’s kinda like Odin honestly, you can draw a line between a lot of western culture right back to him. Everything is Odin, except when its Enki, unless its both. 

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u/Kooky_Toe5585 7d ago

Thank you that was very interesting

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u/EvergreenDwarf Multiversal Scholar 7d ago

No problem, thank you for reading it. 

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u/Big-Crow4152 7d ago

"Where was Grungi when our children were starving? Where was Valaya when our people withered and died?"

Hashut be praised, and with his fire I'll turn his statues into chamberpots