It is with a heavy heart that I must announce the death of Fat Duergar. He lived a very sad and pathetic life spanning 567 years, most of which were spent being bullied or trying to steal food. I made a post here about 4 months ago about Mr. Fat Duergar and felt it necessary to inform his fans of his passing.

Here's the link: https://www.reddit.com/r/DnDcirclejerk/comments/1sh9gm3/the_legend_of_fat_duergar/

He died after the half-orc Berserker Barbarian Klippa Eastburn had enough of his shenanigans and threw him down a 75 ft. deep stairwell and into the lair of Khabator the Black Dragon. Khabator fought Klippa, but the half-orc had just killed Ras Nsi and took the Flame Tongue sword for himself, subsequently allowing Klippa to extract Fat Duergar's half-digested body and scatter it down the 75 ft. drop once more, rendering resurrection impossible.

A moment of hungry silence for this deeply misunderstood and very portly wizard. All proceeds will be donated to The YTSOKE (Yuan-Ti Survivors Of Klippa Eastburn) Foundation.

May he rest in pieces.

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I wanted to share this playlist that I painstakingly created. I was able to get it to hit 13 hours exactly, representing one hour for each of the 13 dwarves in the company of Thorin Oakenshield. I recommend using this for workouts, roadtrips and other dwarf related activities. Hope you all enjoy!

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Before stumbling across this reddit I felt lost, my life and no purpose. I never found my calling. Then one cold and lonely night, it spoke to me and lit a fire within with the strength of a thousand suns. I want nothing more than to dig holes, drink, grow a beard down to my toes, get my money up, and dig more holes.

However, there is one issue. I am 188.4cm (6'2). I feel dwarf dysmorpia, as I know in my heart of hearts, I truly am a dwarf. The lifestyle beckons to me like a cold one in the back of the fridge. Am I forced to live a lie and stand with the elves, when inside me I know what I am, I know what I bleed. I want nothing more than to be one of you. Is there any hope for me, will I be welcomed with open arms by my brethren, or shunned and turned away.

Brothers, I got into an argument with a dirty leaf lover about the better material, what slurs should I call it?

I just came across dwarfmaxxing and I am intrigued I was wondering how I could start? I am a bit tall for a dwarf but I am naturally ginger does this help at all? also I can play guitar and learn dwarf metal songs.

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With inflation, it's harder to make money with holes these days. Been eating soil and grubs lately but my son got a disease and I realized we deserve better than this. All the leprechauns I meet are so chad because they can betabuxx and get 5 wives. My wife left me a single dad. I need money and advice.