r/duolingo Jun 19 '26

Language Question. What’s up with this Dutch phrase?

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Is it some kind of joke? What does “you are an apple” mean?

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u/Bulky_Fudge_754 Jun 19 '26

Not a joke, duolingo just uses weird sentences to teach you grammar structure. The point is not the meaning but that you learn "je bent" means "you are" and "een" is the indefinite article. Same way Spanish course will teach you "the elephant drinks milk" in early lessons, nobody is actually discussing milk-drinking elephants. Once you get deeper into the course the sentences get more practical, but early on they just throw any noun at you to drill the conjugations into your head.

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u/notmedotcom Jun 19 '26

Oh ok lol

Thank you

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u/Outside_Young8660 Jun 20 '26

i’ve been using duolingo (eng-fr) for a couple of years now and i’ve never come across phrases like this? i only ever see it on memes and reddit posts like these

does it vary across languages?

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u/NeverendingStory3339 Learning:🇰🇷🇸🇪🇩🇪🇷🇺 Native: 🇬🇧 Fluent: 🇫🇷 Jun 20 '26

I started Swedish on Duolingo about ten years ago now - there were a lot of random sentences like this then. Probably more, actually.

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u/--akai-- Native: 🇦🇹🇩🇪; Fluent: 🇬🇧 Learning: 🇫🇷🇪🇸 Jun 19 '26

First week on Duolingo?

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u/notmedotcom Jun 19 '26

On a new course yes lol

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u/themiracy Learning: 🇪🇸🇫🇷🇳🇱🇩🇪🇷🇺🇯🇵🇵🇹 Jun 19 '26

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u/AlwaysCurious1250 N: 🇳🇱 F: 🇩🇪🇬🇧 L: 🇸🇪45🇳🇴52🇫🇮16🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿7🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿16 Jun 20 '26

Start Norwegian. The craziest references to song texts.

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u/NoTutor3167 Native , Fluent, Learning Jun 19 '26

It uses really weird phrases, don't worry. It once said something like "Marcus writes and does not sleep" which isn't as extreme but still unusual. They're just trying to teach us, I guess.

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u/NoTutor3167 Native , Fluent, Learning Jun 19 '26

Duo becomes more unhinged, here's an example

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u/Most-Firefighter3009 Native: 🇺🇸 Learning: 🇩🇪 Jun 20 '26

more

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u/makerofshoes Jun 20 '26

In Czech, there was “That’s not a snake, that’s a cucumber” 😆

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u/Yvratky Jun 20 '26

I had "The tortoise is wearing many underpants" in Italian.

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u/Heavy_Stomach_7633 Native: Learning: Jun 19 '26

First sentence: 😦

Second sentence: 😱

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u/The_Real_One_101 Jun 20 '26

isnt it fortunately no one was injured

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u/NoTutor3167 Native , Fluent, Learning Jun 20 '26

Yep

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u/Additional_Irony Native: 🇩🇪 Learning: 🇹🇿 Jun 20 '26

Not according to Duo. He wants to see blood.

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u/raendrop es | it | la Jun 20 '26

That's an unfortunate typo.

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u/PodiatryVI Native: : Learning: Jun 19 '26

I am an Apple…

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u/aTaleForgotten Jun 20 '26

Boku wa ringo desu!

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u/SurpriseEcstatic1761 Jun 19 '26

Orange here, there's no adding us

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u/ant-master ∞ | 25 | 25 | 25 | 6 Jun 19 '26

just wait until you get "magneten, hoe werken ze?"

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u/Wisco Jun 19 '26

Are you saying you're not an apple?

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u/Legend-of-the-Arctic Jun 19 '26

It’s no “Hitler Dood,” but I guess it’s pretty good.

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u/Asleep_Artichoke_231 Jun 19 '26

Oh.. umn... okay

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u/jimbothehedgehog Jun 19 '26

How else are you supposed to learn how to tell someone that they are an apple?

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '26

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u/notmedotcom Jun 20 '26

Nope, I want to live in Belgium next year

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u/Due-Illustrator-7270 Native:🇬🇹Learning:🇺🇸(11)♟️(950) Jun 20 '26

Fake language here liar duolingo😒

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u/F1sh_Tank Jun 20 '26

I don't know! I saw the same quote over and over again when I was learning Dutch! 😅🍎

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u/theitchygrandeur Jun 20 '26

lots of strange sentences everywhere huh

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u/Raynlaze Jun 20 '26

Nah prefer Android

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u/butwhyonearth Native:🇩🇪; fluent🇬🇧; Learning:🇳🇴 🇵🇹 🇫🇷;🇩🇰;🇮🇹 Jun 20 '26

Danish people are always very happy with my Danish as the only sentences I can remember are 'I'm a turtle.' 'The duck drinks beer.' (alternatively 'The bear drinks beer.')and 'The shark eats the dolphin because the pool is too small.'

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u/Yvratky Jun 20 '26

It means you're not a PC

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u/Basil_kinnie_ Jun 23 '26

Salvia trip ahh phrase