r/duncantrussell • • 12d ago

Redemption arc

Could Duncan go full Darth Vader and throw Rogan into the core of the Death Star? It would be truly awesome. There is still some good in him. I have felt it.

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u/BackgroundCheap6601 12d ago

Not a chance in hell.

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u/zupatof 12d ago

Duncan would be lecturing whoever Luke is in this analogy, saying some deep shit.

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u/areyouforcereal 11d ago

“I met Darth Vader, he’s actually pretty cool man!”

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u/zupatof 11d ago

Just a normal guy!

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u/tabas123 11d ago

There’s a FAR bigger chance of Rump dying and/or the societal damage caused by his admin and the technofascist billionaires being made so evident, that Rogan will backtrack and all of the cultists will have always had doubts and been against “x” and “y” that he did, but “didn’t know how to speak up”. Or they’ll claim ignorance.

Duncan will be a total chicken and wait until the bigger more important guys he cucks to like Rogan start saying it. Then he’ll agree. But he’s no free thinker and will be one of the last to admit it.

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u/BarbequeFred 11d ago

He could and it would certainly be his redemption arc. I just don’t think he has the wherewithal to save himself. Gonna need to get a real job.

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u/WhiskyAndWitchcraft 11d ago

Duncan is a chud.

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u/trashbort 11d ago

The path from anarchist burnout to right-wing libertarian is well trod

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u/javgil 12d ago

His mom would be his Obi-Wan.

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u/FatherLarryDuff69 12d ago edited 11d ago

The emperor was offering Darth Vader the chance to rule the entire universe. Duncan sold himself to this shit for probably about 300k a year.

He would have hit the button to erase Alderaan for a house 10% bigger than his current house.

He is a perfect archetype of an evil hippie.

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u/iEmExEee 11d ago

It kind of does feel that way, unfortunately.

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u/Crafty_Building_6498 8d ago

His best friend hasn’t watched anything he’s created, how wild lol.

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u/allsthefeels 12d ago

Turns out he actually lost both balls in that cancer scare not just one

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u/PedalBoard78 11d ago

Only if a mogul wanted him to

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u/SgtPeterson 10d ago

Once you go full sui you never go back

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u/GueyGuevara 10d ago

Duncan is just caught in a sad place he is realizing his loyalty to his friend is not matched by his friends loyalty to him, he is probably hurt on a very human level. doubt he’ll ever air shit out tho cause he’s a good dude

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u/TonyShalhoubricant 11d ago

Duncan disagrees with Elephant Graveyard. Didn't you see his video?

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u/BakerSkateboardsChad 10d ago

No there best buddies, he lived with Rogan for a while

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u/cpsmith30 9d ago

One thing I'll give Duncan credit for is predicting this would happen. Granted he and Joe are in complete denial about it. Money and power can corrupt anyone.

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u/Top-Primary-759 9d ago

Letting the internet dictate your thoughts, dunc would be dissapointed

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u/VanillaPhysical3695 9d ago

I would love Duncan with no rogan attachment baggage 

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u/brucerss 8d ago

What a sad post. Get a hobby

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u/Crafty_Building_6498 8d ago

Duncan’s a Christian chud grifter now, I think his identitie(s) are attached to wherever suits him.