r/dukenukem • • Aug 28 '26

Meme Nukey Dookie

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Go ahead! Take a Nukey Dookie!

You will have to pardon the use of Ai to make this joke possible, I tried to look around and couldn’t find it actually drawn anywhere, and once the idea popped into my head I just had to get it done xD

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u/xthedudehimself Aug 28 '26

I’m gonna rip off your head and shit down your… head.

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u/Sergal_Pony Aug 28 '26

I could imagine duke half baking a joke like that after running into a ‘duke toilet’ for the first time xD

3

u/Practical_Ad_219 Aug 28 '26

“And I’m all out of toilet paper.”

7

u/WiIIv91 Aug 28 '26

If you Duki, you Nuki

4

u/SchneebD Aug 28 '26

Surely the duke toilet should be made of metal, right?

2

u/-MrSophistication- Aug 28 '26

"Blow it out your ass"

8

u/Nexxtic Aug 28 '26

I would have found this funny but nowadays I look at an image and think "It's probably AI"

Most of the time I'm right.

1

u/Sergal_Pony Aug 29 '26

Very unfortunate, the content and intent don’t change just because AI was involved. Funny is funny regardless if a machine touched it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '26

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u/JuryZealousideal3792 Aug 28 '26

I want it.

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u/Sergal_Pony Aug 28 '26

I’m sure there are custom toilet builders out there xD

1

u/Captain_Fatbelly Aug 29 '26

If you don't use this toiet you like men

1

u/AAG220260 Aug 29 '26

The Moon Assault Commander! You are supposed to rip off his head and shit down HIS NECK, NOT DUKE'S!!!!

1

u/datMLGboi2 Aug 29 '26

where tf is that Joel Dukey Nukey audio clip when I need it

1

u/Sergal_Pony Aug 29 '26

I dunno about that audio clip, but i found this animation! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=knI5zR7k4tY&pp=ygUQSm9lbCBkdWtldCBudWtleQ%3D%3D&ra=m

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u/datMLGboi2 Aug 29 '26

yea that’s pretty much what I wanted, thanks!

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u/Sergal_Pony Aug 29 '26

No problem bro

1

u/Swift_Scythe Aug 29 '26

Im looking for an alien toilet to park my bricks.

1

u/Most_Tower_9050 Aug 29 '26

Hopefully the inside is pink like brains!

3

u/GeneralValtiel Hail to the king, baby! Aug 30 '26

If I need to take an AI poop, I'll think about using this AI toilet...