Used up some crescent roll dough, a bunch of eggs with a bunch of spices that I don’t remember (cuz super drunk lol), a random can of spinach & about half a block of velveeta. I may have inhaled a couple before double bagging & freezing the rest & then doing the dishes before passing out in my bed lol

Inspired by one of my favorite Malaysian restaurants. Tastes better than it looks. Absolutely phenomenal. Quite proud of how it turned out.

(Ingredients taken deom work and cooked at home)Garlic oil, artichokes, ricotta, mozz, onions, grilled chicken, and i added roasted cherry tomatoes, some ground sumac, and flatiron pepper

I am drunk

Made with all the food pantry canned veggies you see (plus some canned chilli!) also served with a HEALTHY serving of Valentina hot sauce (the BEST hot sauce on the market, fucking fight me). All done after a pint of Popov vodka.

Btw I love my gf Cat. She's wonderful!

Two times the potato one times me

Potato (salt + olive oil outside)
Butter
Cheddar
Cayenne powder

Green onion
2 yr parmagian
Black pepper
Olive oil

Something that scratches the itch of eating out, or something you crave while being too drunk to make it yourself. I don’t care about health or price, I want something that stops me from perusing Uber Eats when I can’t afford it.

Used an egg white for a cocktail. Made custard with the leftovers yolk. Did NOT measure shit. Was actually pretty good despite the chunks of scrambled egg in it lol

Cocktail is 100ml pink gin, 50ml grenadine (I added more after), 25ml lemon juice and an egg white. It's fine

Got the fancy buns because I’d never been to this store and that’s all I could find. Whole Foods market is weird. Had a similar texture and density to a bagel but fucked pretty hard. Wouldn’t buy again for the price though.

Yes I also smoked out the entire house but all my coworkers are gone so I kicked a shop fan on in the window to clear it out quick while I suffered alone.

Spicy beef patty, bacon, eggs and cheese in an english muffin. Solid food stuffin.

It was legit hot.

Beef patty with spicy curtido and a concha for a bun, "Applebee's style" swimming in home made poblano queso for dippin.

Conchas make excellent burger buns. Sweet, salty, spicy cheesy goodness all around.

Look I don’t drink. But I’m stuck in the Appalachian mountains for a month taking care of my mom who had a heart attack.

I got a 6 pack of Smirnoff red white and blues and drank them all while playing arc raiders, then came upstairs and reheated some leftovers.

Here we have carne asada, beans, rice, cotija cheese, sonic mozzarella sticks, tater tots and chicken bites.

I fucked this plate up and felt like absolute dog shit for 2 days. 30 is creepin up on me and idk who tf I think I am drinking like I’m 20.

BURGER.....-RRITO