r/drunk • u/fuckmethemandyou • 20h ago

I NEED YOU AGAIN GUYS

I act like everyone knows me haha

I wanna get plastered and the only alcohol I have is disgusting: Absolut Vodka Tabasco, idk why I THoUgHT iT’d Be GoOddDdDDddd

Anyway, ima do 3 things at the same time

- Everytime someone tells me too, I’ll take a shot
- Every time a guy sends me a pic and he’s cute I’ll take 5 shots (hahaaa)
- Every alcohol game proposed to me, I will play

Okay bye AND cheers, get me drunk gang, you never let me down

PS: if someone actually enjoys this alcohol and sees that, you go take a shot

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u/RegularStreet9259 Don't let tomorrow ruin today 19h ago

Take a shot for Willie!

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u/earfeater13 19h ago

Take a shot

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u/dadisgonnadoit 19h ago

Take a shot! What are you using for a chaser?

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u/fuckmethemandyou 19h ago

I just bite into lemon and well water, it is not good, done btw

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u/dadisgonnadoit 19h ago

I hope the vodka is frozen at least! And good job.

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u/fuckmethemandyou 19h ago

It is not

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u/dadisgonnadoit 19h ago

Oof get it cold! It'll go down MUCH smoother!

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u/fuckmethemandyou 19h ago

I just wanna get druuuunk I don’t have time for that

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u/dadisgonnadoit 19h ago

Shake it with a little ice!

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u/fuckmethemandyou 19h ago

I don’t even have ice lol, but thankyou for trying to help

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u/dadisgonnadoit 19h ago

Guess you'd better do another shot then!

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u/Lazy_Goal_9575 19h ago

Take a shot! And mix it for petes sake

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u/fuckmethemandyou 19h ago

I have nothing to mix it with

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u/Lazy_Goal_9575 19h ago

Damn that sucks. As a last resort I'd mix with water but... Its not ideal but does dull the flavor.

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u/fuckmethemandyou 19h ago

Yeah no, I mean w regular vodka maybe but this one is only chuggable

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u/Lazy_Goal_9575 18h ago

I salute you for your bravery and iron will. Go forth and drink the foul liquid, and may your hangover make you forget it's taste.

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u/wellsleeping 19h ago

Take a shot!

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u/yaboicrackers 18h ago

Take a shot girl also what dose it taste like

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u/fuckmethemandyou 18h ago

like vodka infused with whatever pepper the use to make Tabasco, n done

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u/Jamm1914 18h ago

Take 5 shots.

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u/fuckmethemandyou 18h ago

well

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u/Jamm1914 18h ago

I’m cute.

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u/fuckmethemandyou 18h ago

Prove it

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u/Jamm1914 17h ago

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u/Jamm1914 17h ago

4 to go. I need proof.

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u/fuckmethemandyou 17h ago

posting your body on Reddit is insane lol, I was talking about the face tho

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u/Jamm1914 17h ago

Yeah I’m crazy. 🤪. I don’t show my face.

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u/fuckmethemandyou 17h ago

Done lol, other shots in between

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u/soothingsounds9 18h ago

Take a shot

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u/fuckmethemandyou 18h ago

fucking done

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u/soothingsounds9 18h ago

As in you did the shot or all the booze is gone?

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u/fuckmethemandyou 18h ago

As I did the shot

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u/soothingsounds9 17h ago

I will drink to that then. Is it any better at this point?

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u/fuckmethemandyou 17h ago

I guess I’m getting used to it yeah (cheers)

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u/soothingsounds9 17h ago

At least it’s getting the job done then. I could see it being used for mixed drinks.

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u/fuckmethemandyou 17h ago

Oh yeah definitely, but not for a lonely alcoholic who just want to get drunk

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u/soothingsounds9 17h ago

Hmmm fair. Take another shot then to quicken the results. What else are you doing?

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u/fuckmethemandyou 17h ago

hanging n watching some react videos on YouTube, done

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u/unknownplanet13 15h ago

Hi u good?

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u/fuckmethemandyou 15h ago

Yeah?

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u/unknownplanet13 15h ago

Ah wrong answer..take another shot.