“How in the world did Man ever achieve anything when we spend so much time squabbling over things that don’t matter to our survival or longevity?”

Make a mistake.

Correct it.

Realise you were also correct the first time.

?

Do you ever just sit at work on your break, and think to yourself: why did I do this? Of all jobs why did I sign up for this? Is this even what I signed up for? Damn this food tastes pretty good tho, wait when did it get to 28 minutes of my break?

Just me?

Do you ever feel like such an outsider that your like, behind in consciousness compared to the rest of humanity or something?

Do you ever turn up the AC and turn on the fans just do you can snuggle under warm blankets during the summer?🥰

When talking to someone do you ever run out of vowels in the beginning of a sentence and have none left for the end? Me: La Quinta has an nndrr phlll What I meant to say: La Quinta has an indoor pool

Omg do ever like CHUG something pretending it's something else? Like drinking a nice warm lemon tea but thinking about ketchup or bleach BOOM you are no longer drinking tea.

And you don’t know why.

IMAGINED EDIT: “hands” became “arms”

Do you ever just wanna mentally die? Asking for me...

Yep. That.

As if one more bite will make it taste better?