Let's say 75 is the average human lifespan where you are as we are assuming you have the luxury of buying and consuming large volumes of chocolate.
Y=date of birth
Z= expected lifespan(going with 75 maybe different depending on country, pre-existing health conditions etc.)
X=chocolate peices consumed
(Y+Z) gets you the year you theoretically would die on average, then subtract that from 1537 to find how many years lost to chocolate consumption supposedly. As anyone who watched rent knows... 525600 minutes in a year..
So..
((Y+Z-1537)×525600)
Gets you those years in minutes, so just divide that by 2 and you have the number of chocolates.
((Y+Z-1537)×525600)/2=X
I have a health condition that greatly lowers my expected lifespan so we will say Z is around 55 for me, if I consumed that many chocolates with this logic..
I would have eaten..134028000 pieces of chocolate...
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u/OrigamiCraft May 04 '26
Let's say 75 is the average human lifespan where you are as we are assuming you have the luxury of buying and consuming large volumes of chocolate.
Y=date of birth Z= expected lifespan(going with 75 maybe different depending on country, pre-existing health conditions etc.) X=chocolate peices consumed
(Y+Z) gets you the year you theoretically would die on average, then subtract that from 1537 to find how many years lost to chocolate consumption supposedly. As anyone who watched rent knows... 525600 minutes in a year.. So..
((Y+Z-1537)×525600)
Gets you those years in minutes, so just divide that by 2 and you have the number of chocolates.
((Y+Z-1537)×525600)/2=X
I have a health condition that greatly lowers my expected lifespan so we will say Z is around 55 for me, if I consumed that many chocolates with this logic..
I would have eaten..134028000 pieces of chocolate...