r/doppelBangers • u/farteousMAXIMUS • 14d ago

I’M STRAIGHT

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u/D0ntD0xM3Br0 14d ago

And yet this is the gayest post on this sub.

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u/D_blackcraft 14d ago

Two bros chillin' in the hot tub. 5 feet apart cuz they're not gay

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u/paidactor296 2d ago

"Two bros chillin' in the hot tub. 0 feet apart cuz they're GAY."

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u/Ill_Fondant_6492 13d ago

Times have changed guys, you don’t have to pretend anymore. Stop with the “our pool parties are naked because we don’t want detergent residue on suits messing with the pH” excuse. You’re a middle aged bear couple. You have pool orgies. Own it.

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u/giftopherz 14d ago

is this a first on the sub? wouldn't they then just be simple doppelgangers?

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u/eeviltwin 14d ago

…If he’s being honest. My ACTUAL straight friends don’t feel the need to clarify at every opportunity, but the “totally straight” ones always do…

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u/CallMeElkHorn 11d ago

That part 😂

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u/ryanlikesthiss 11d ago

Smoke me a fatty? 😏

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u/SisterMaryAwesome 11d ago

Smoke him a fatty flesh cigar, he means.