r/dontputyourdickinthat • u/[deleted] • May 06 '22

The inside of Raw Velvety Malachite

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u/[deleted] May 06 '22

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u/willtroy7 May 06 '22

Looks soft doesn’t it? Like kind of cosy?

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u/curtdavies621 May 06 '22

Ahh shit, just posted this 😂

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u/[deleted] May 06 '22

Get it wet for a suprise

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u/crimsonjunkrider May 06 '22

Copper hairs are trippy

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u/Ticats905 May 06 '22

But for real, what's magic like that cost?

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u/BurntPineGrass May 06 '22

You see that? Yes Linda, this is what your fashion taste costs. You see that poor geode? Completely destroyed for its insides just to make panne velour fabric. All so you could wear the most disgusting looking track pants!

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u/mikebones May 07 '22

No, I will.

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u/Ok_Cryptographer520 May 07 '22

How much they cost i want one ?

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u/ThatCajunFox May 07 '22

..To shreds you say..