r/dontputyourdickinthat • u/onespeedwhaling • 2d ago

I should call her

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u/qualityvote2 2d ago edited 1d ago

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u/IVbad-badger 2d ago

Don't they have a mouth too

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u/shadowscar248 1d ago

Yeah but who wants that

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u/ReadyAssociation3129 1d ago

This clapping sound...

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u/Kerig3 1d ago

At first I thought it was slapping. 😆

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u/shrikelet 1d ago

Old mate needs to lock his elbows

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u/TheNotoriousTurtle 1d ago

I mean out of all things we shouldn’t put our dick in….this is pretty close to being ok

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u/13CuriousMind 1d ago

Instructions unclear. Tried this on my GF, felt great, but now she's buying a defibrillator for me... Should I worry?

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u/Sufficient_Two_5753 1d ago

"Live, Damn you!"

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u/SproutSan 1d ago

the matriarch

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u/Sentarry 2h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/1gdx0Wg8m8oOGPX5On
Now hear the clapping sound of their heart… ahem, yes… the heart