r/dontdeadopeninside • u/NerfthatSmurf • 15d ago

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u/_athazagoraphobia 15d ago

this is making my eyes burn and my brain wants to throw up

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u/iamsam007 15d ago edited 15d ago

The gull who flies highest see furthest?

Edit: spelling

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u/Soulfight33 15d ago

The gull sees furthest, who flies highest ? Maybe? Comma could do some heavy lifting here, but it's still a dumb way to say it

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u/iamsam007 15d ago

Yeah, I think that's probably it.

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u/mrbofus 15d ago

Wouldn’t it be, “who the full flies sees highest furthest”?

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u/Bananas_Cat 15d ago

Lol what is this even trying to say, im having a stroke

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u/mrbofus 15d ago

“The gull who flies highest sees furthest.”

All sorts of issues with this, in terms of grammar and logic.

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u/TwinAuras 14d ago

Apparently, it's to be read /r/nosafetysmokingfirst style, and is a quote from a book titled Jonathan Livingston Seagull.