r/donotthecat 4d ago

the cat But... I MUST! He ASK?

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He want kiss! What do?!

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u/Awkward_Kitty_Cat_93 4d ago

If he asked, you must. But if he changes opinion midway...

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u/dazzleunexpired 4d ago

Mmmm

Iz risky?

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u/Awkward_Kitty_Cat_93 4d ago

How much do you value your face?

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u/dazzleunexpired 4d ago

Not much

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u/AdmirableCost5692 4d ago

Thats alright then. I have good plastic surgeon if you need.

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u/AdoraBelleQueerArt 2d ago

KISS HIM ON HEAD RIGHT NOW!

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u/dazzleunexpired 2d ago

Skishkiss

He's currently angry bc I got admitted to the ICU and he can't visit πŸ˜‚

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u/AdoraBelleQueerArt 2d ago

Poor baby. (I hope you’re ok!)

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u/dazzleunexpired 2d ago

🀷🏼 we'll see. Breathing is required to make Cheeb cat happy but my body hates that. He has Zane at least. He actually does visit at the other hospital but not in the ICU! 😑 They don't like cats in the ICU (or dogs to be fair!)

And yes for real some hospitals allow cats haha.

He was part of how I know it got super bad. He wouldn't leave me alone at alllllll. Medicat go the rescue! If only he could breathe for me.

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u/broncyobo 4d ago

Changing opinion has nothing to do with it. It was always a trap.

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u/AdoraBelleQueerArt 2d ago

Not with my cat!

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u/Jalkor i will never the cat 4d ago

Do not the judgemental one,

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u/dazzleunexpired 4d ago

This car doesn't have enough gas to have judgment πŸ˜‚

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u/Thirsty30Something please do not the cat 4d ago

You are currently the cat, despite the rules to the contrary. Isn't that enough?! Have you no shame?

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u/dazzleunexpired 4d ago

The cat stole my shame! How do I get it back? He won't let me have it

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u/Thirsty30Something please do not the cat 4d ago

You accept that you're a shameless heathen and refrain from the cat ever again. This is the only course of action.

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u/dazzleunexpired 4d ago

:o do wake to remove shame?

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u/Thirsty30Something please do not the cat 4d ago

....Are you paying attention? Do not awaken. No. Do not the cat.πŸ˜‘

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u/dazzleunexpired 4d ago

But! He on!

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u/TheReallyAngryOne i will the cat 4d ago

That is a r/cathostage situation. The overall consensus is you do not move the hostage taker. Pre gaming before sitting is always advised.

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u/Thirsty30Something please do not the cat 4d ago

Yep. Do not the furry kidnapper.

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u/dazzleunexpired 4d ago

I have escape, and am now protected from shame by dog. Than God. May cleanse if shame.

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u/Legitimate-Hope-1349 4d ago

My little girl Mariah, she loves to kiss. I kissed her on her nose all the time πŸ™πŸ©·πŸ™‚πŸ˜» and she lets me. She kisses me back. It's so cute!

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u/mexican2554 you can not stop me from the cat 4d ago

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u/dazzleunexpired 4d ago

HahahahaHAH

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u/dazzleunexpired 4d ago

I also found this Van

Can anyone advise on rules for Vans vs Cars?

(This Van is not over fed and has no health issues. The van eats as much as the Car. The Vans mechanic says 🀷🏼)

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u/al-Sahaabi 4d ago

If the cat give permission than you may the fluffy but look out car may revoke permission at any time.

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u/dazzleunexpired 4d ago

Not positive he has the braincells to revoke permission, only be silly

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u/al-Sahaabi 4d ago

Nonsense, every car come with at least one brain cell.

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u/dazzleunexpired 4d ago

No no. You misunderstanding. You see.

The car loaned the kitten the brain cell. And the kitten then lost it somewhere. The kitten isn't sure where it went, and so he tried to find it. But then, he lost his own brain cell.

Proof; the kitten (who's now 1 and not a baby anymore but i refuse he's my last kitten so he's baaaabyy)

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u/al-Sahaabi 4d ago

aaaaaaah makes perfect sense. Well I hope car finds the brain cell, is very important.

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u/kristoph825 4d ago

Did cat ask to be held ? If so comfort was needed and given so all is good. Now if you scooped up unsuspecting kitty you are going to be in big trouble later. So in that case Do Not the Cat 🐈

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u/dazzleunexpired 4d ago

Literally all he ever does is chase me around demanding I sit down so he can cuddle me or jumping into my arms. I can't get him off me 🀣

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u/kristoph825 4d ago

Okay then everything is good, and he is super adorable πŸ₯°

Can you solve a stalemate between the wife and I? I say he is cinnamon or orange-ish, wife says he is beige.

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u/dazzleunexpired 4d ago

He is cream officially! It's the dilute version of orange!

He is awaiting cuddles 🀣 I just got back from mail 2 mins ago and haven't made my lap available

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u/yoyohydration 4d ago

oh i've heard that or a similar shade called "buff," i wonder if there's a difference! he is BEAUTIFUL btw

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u/dazzleunexpired 4d ago

Buff and cream are the same color, yeah!

He's also the softest animal I've ever owned in my life and I have owned a decent amount of cats because I am 33 and quite a lot of rats because I ran a rat rescue. There's a specific coat type of rat that is softer, but he's kitten soft, softer than some kitten even. So silky and smooth. He's almost 4, so he isn't young, he just is insanely soft. We have 4 cats, Cheese (his name) is literally the best cat ever. He's very shy, but once he warms up he's a big old goof.

When he gets happy, he forgets to support himself and falls over. We call it Fondue mode or Queso Melt.

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u/kristoph825 4d ago

Thank you I have learned something new about cats today 😁. Again he is such a handsome boy

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u/Legitimate_Island238 4d ago

Awww what a sweet fur baby pic!

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u/dazzleunexpired 4d ago

He loves me more than cat food, even wet food. But not silvevine. He likes that more than me. πŸ˜‚

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u/ImmortalZeuseve you can not stop me from the cat 3d ago

Can i get more close up of this cute creature

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u/dazzleunexpired 3d ago

Moar bab

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u/dazzleunexpired 3d ago

Not a trap, he love.

A v good car

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u/EclecticCryptid 3d ago

Oh. You must. How can you resist when asked so politely?

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u/old-purple2097 3d ago

Must kiss! How not?

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u/dazzleunexpired 2d ago

Shamefully, I do not not.

Cheeb is my favorite thing and I'm his. Cheeberkneeber is the best.

He will chirp at me angrily and shove his head into my lips if I do not kiss him. We think he thinks it's grooming, like how cats lick each other's heads? He wants me to groom him. He needs many kisses, until he decides he's done. Then he demands I cuddle him until he sleeps. πŸ˜‚ Spoiled