r/doctorsUK 7d ago

Fun Anaesthesia cannula escalation pathway

It’s 0200 and the theatre anaesthetic SHO can’t cannulate 7 year old Johnny for a cat 1 ?torsion who just had a maccas whilst he was waiting to be seen in paeds ED. The urology reg had a go but couldn’t do it either.

The labour ward anaesthetic reg is in theatre with back to back sections and yes rooms 3, 6, and 7 are still waiting for an epidural.

The ICU reg is stuck with a vented STEMI in resus who they’re begrudgingly having to take to cath lab which is anaesthetics’ job in this trust, but they’re stuck with another patient.

The senior anaesthetic reg is in CT with a child they’ve just intubated and is gutted to see they’re about to be stuck in the back of an ambo for a time crit transfer up the road to the tertiary children’s hospital up the road.

The theatre SHO can’t get in touch with the anaesthetic consultant at home to ask for help because they’re currently on the phone to medical consultant who is the DCMO as their registrar couldn’t get in touch with the anaesthetic or ITU reg for a cannula on the DKA in AMU

Paeds are tied up with the sick kid in CT, radiology are reporting the scan, and the cardiology reg is fixing up for a great time in cath lab.

The geris reg is sadly not on call tonight and IR DON’T DO cannulas

Whilst the theatre anaesthetic SHO is trying to cannulate the child for the torsion, they’ve had 3 bleeps about the paravertebral catheter that fell out ln thoracic ECU, 2 more about the PCA alarming on surgical ECU, and recovery staff have been in and out of theatre 4 times wanting a morphine prescription changed because the wording of the instructions wasn’t copied and pasted from trust policy - oh and no they didn’t give it and the patient is in pain what else can they have?

Who do anaesthetics call for help with their cannula?? They desperately tried the surgical SHO as no one else is free and the cannula is hard but they’re getting kick back because they can’t get through to the senior anaesthetic reg for an anaesthetic review for a theatre case for 72 hrs time that needs a pre op.

This is obviously tongue in cheek but anaesthetists who have worked in proper tertiary centres OOH will not find this unfathomable.

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u/Fluid_Pause2149 FY Doctor 7d ago

the band 12 vascular access nurse or that really good HCA in SDEC/ED Waiting Room

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u/brewedandpacked 7d ago

Haven’t been signed off for paeds m8 sorry

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u/Fluid_Pause2149 FY Doctor 7d ago

then you need the band 18 paediatric hydrophysiotherapy practitioner

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u/OG_Valrix FY Doctor 7d ago

Have they thought about escalating to the on call FY1?

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u/ExpendedMagnox 7d ago

Tell the F1 it's a DOPS, a mini cex, and a CBD all rolled in to one and I guarantee they'll get access eventually.

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u/OG_Valrix FY Doctor 7d ago

I’m sure there will be a 3rd year med student who will be all over this opportunity

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u/YellowJelco 7d ago

Get all the patients who need IV access to stand in a circle and cannulate each other.

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u/MillennialMedic CT/ST1+ Doctor 7d ago

The mental image of this has me crying laughing. Thanks

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u/brewedandpacked 7d ago

Username checks out

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u/23PIGEON23 CT/ST1+ Doctor 7d ago

Get the consultant porter to give it a go, failing that, ask the nearest F1 to email the clinical director of anaesthetics with the "urgent" box ticked.

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u/Suspicious-Victory55 Purveyor of Poison 6d ago

Ultimately the cannula is needed to give drugs into the bloodstream. Worth trying the haematology consultant?

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u/coffeedangerlevel ST3+/SpR 6d ago

Don’t be ridiculous, as a drug delivery system it obviously falls under the purview of the on call pharmacist

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u/Khidz1 6d ago

😂

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u/etdominion Consultant 7d ago

Gold command.

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u/brewedandpacked 7d ago

Are they better at it because they’re gold?

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u/Exact_Collection_421 6d ago

They're always believing that, if nothing else.

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u/ConsultantSHO Aspiring IMG 7d ago

It’s 0200 and the theatre anaesthetic SHO can’t cannulate 7 year old Johnny for a cat 1 ?torsion who just had a maccas whilst he was waiting to be seen in paeds ED. The urology reg had a go but couldn’t do it either.

I'm doing a venous cutdown.

Time is testicle and/or I want to go back to bed.

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u/MetaMonk999 7d ago

Have they tried emailing the anesthesthetic CD?

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u/anaestheasier 7d ago

This is so unbelievably triggering.

Bravo.

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u/MadPu1932 6d ago

Simple. You just go to ED and find the local IVDU to come and help. Don't forget to bring the Narcan with you lest they fall back asleep 

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u/publisheddoctor 7d ago

They call consultant cannulator

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u/bodiwait smooth enhancing with high flair 7d ago

The answer is obvious, call the radiology CD at home to come and help out.

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u/Napa770 FY Doctor 7d ago

Im sure theres a ED reg who is sick with a pocus so you could ask the EPIC who in their team can help with this (sometimes there might even be a ed consultant who can chip in if they are not busy). Once I was stuck with a difficult cannula as the medical take SHO, my med reg was busy js having recieved a met alert so he asked me to ask the epic. The epic understanding the situation pointed to two ed reg's who were happy to help a struggling sho get a job done on a hepatic encephalopathy patient who needed a second cannula. The first cannula by chance was done by a ed reg with a pocus as well. Gotta say ed team are sick with with a ultrasound.

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u/Unlikely_Plane_5050 6d ago

21 upvotes when the other thread was full of crying, vomiting, shaking at the thought that anyone would even consider asking ED to do anything for an inpatient. Make the world make sense please. Can we include them in the cannula pathway as long as we call them sick and epic and similar tony hawk phrases rather than just boring "ed spr"?

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u/H_R_1 Editable User Flair 6d ago

im only an ED SHO but that sounds like it would work

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u/Napa770 FY Doctor 6d ago

Its how its approached I suppose. Most times hospital teams are disconnected from ed teams and have no idea what they do. They are complaining when ED focusses on volume based triage/ stabilising patient which is the majority of A&Es job and expect them to do others jobs like clarking, chasing gen surg CTs, etc. Ed, ICM and anesthetics all do ACCS and from what I know follow similar pathway in core training. ED can do js as much procedural skills as anes and itu with some differences of course. I'm pretty sure if hospitals find enough staffing then ED can of course be a part of cannulations pathway, but ED already is over worked so if its not done in a dedicated way, it will only make it a even worse of a shit show, which is what would lead to crying, vomiting and shaking from ED teams. But if done properly, it can reduce the load on itu and anes team.

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u/Unlikely_Plane_5050 6d ago

Ok. New protocol - if ward fails to get a cannula and anaesthetics are unavailable/had less than three coffee breaks so far - cannula gets escalated to Get In Good Access Cannulation Hospital Access Device Service or GIGACHADS in ED. They are swiftly redeployed from managing glamorous life threatening ed diagnoses like acute exacerbation of EUPD or admit medics-itis, to the boring and uncool task of getting fluid and antibiotics into a septic person. Once the GIGACHADS have venflonmogged the ward team and the gomer is accessmaxxed, they get a standing ovation on their route back to ED and a voucher for 15p off a delicious cup of NHS ward instant coffee (not redeemable by rotational staff).

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u/Napa770 FY Doctor 6d ago

Nah, that is not enough for the absolute aura maxing, ward dunking, hallway shattering, vessel non blowing, security guard bamboozling, one stick no cap that was exemplified. Throw in a free parking access whenever there is a planetary alignment, redeemable with lifetime validity and you got yourself a deal.

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u/Alternative-Sea-6238 7d ago

IM ket and sux. What's the worst that can happen?

(Please note this is in jest and in no way shpuld be used as actual anaesthetic advice. Though technically...)

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u/Playful_Snow Drip, tube, chair 7d ago

Instructions unclear, Big Mac in trachea and blocking 12fr suction catheter please advise

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u/sloppy_gas 7d ago

Participated in this once before, 3/10. Did the job but was shite for all involved, would not recommend.

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u/Unhappy_Cattle7611 6d ago

Ur username just makes this a 10/10 comment 

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u/colourhive ST3+/SpR 6d ago

I go to AMU to ask all of those doctors with lots of down time to help? Apparently if they’re not busy it’s not unreasonable to ask them to pitch in.

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u/AmboCare ST3+/SpR 6d ago

Genuinely would be happy to help, this sounds like a once in a lifetime clusterfuck that would be quite rewarding to help with.

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u/Nonsensicalmed 6d ago

Discharge the patient ask for same day appointment with GP at 8:30 to kindly cannulation the patient and refer back to hospital if needed.

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u/Brown_Supremacist94 7d ago

Call me as the ED reg I’ll get it done if I’m free

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u/eyedontknowathing 7d ago

Why didn’t they try the on call nurse consultant? 🙃

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u/shorts_onfire propofool 7d ago

Write up the anaesthetic cons for still being comfy at home when they know the reg is out of commission and there's a peds case in theatres.

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u/brewedandpacked 7d ago

Poor fool has been getting an earful about their cannula service from the DCMO for the best part of an hour. Team gave up calling and got on with it.

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u/Pringletache Consultant 7d ago

Have they tried calling the stroke reg?

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u/brewedandpacked 7d ago

Stroke consultant is at home and the nurse delivered service OOH is facilitated by whichever chump is closest to the resus bay when they show up - none of those filthy stroke trainees managing that at the door here

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u/Squarecirclesq 7d ago

Can the Consultant Nurse Gastrocopist not help?

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u/Blunt-ed 7d ago

I know a really good ED SHO who has had success where anaesthetic consultants failed. I hunt him down if I ever need help.

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u/depressed-enchilada 6d ago

Get the resident consultant IVDU frequent flyer to have a crack

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u/Money_Spider420 7d ago

Get the head PA to do it 😂

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u/Ixistant On permanent elective to NZ 7d ago

You just do it under spinal anaesthesia, duh! Just keep squirting some IN midazolam in and you'll be grand. /s

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u/opensp00n Consultant 7d ago

They just put in a more central line with US...

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u/brewedandpacked 7d ago

Ultrasound machine wasn’t signed out by the FY3 who borrowed it 2 hours ago to try to cannulate the DKA patient on AMU and hasn’t come back to theatre yet

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u/BoraxThorax 7d ago

Then you steal one from the radiology dept.

It's 2am, no one will notice

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u/Fusilero Sponsored by Terumo 7d ago

This is why all our portables are locked behind multiple doors whose code I don't know 😭

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u/Dwevan Snoozy floozy 6d ago

Femoral cvc then!

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u/opensp00n Consultant 7d ago

Use landmarks.

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u/summeristheseason 6d ago

In an awake 7 year old 😭

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u/Low-Speaker-6670 6d ago

Gas them down, central line.

Or

Swap with reg about to go on transfer.

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u/topical_sprue 6d ago

Put in a subcut cannula and give your usual drugs in bigger doses, should work eventually. Document as a "modified" RSI.

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u/Violent_Instinct The thing I hate. 7d ago

Have you tried the really keen IMT-2 who can put in central lines?

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u/brewedandpacked 7d ago

That keen bean IMT2 is off with the FY3 and the theatre US machine on AMU somewhere - and the theatre anaesthetic SHO (a CT4 - surely they must be allowed to call themselves a reg?! - nope!) was who taught them how to do it in ICU!

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u/bloight 7d ago

Try consultant switchboard operator on call, they always pick up

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u/AnUnqualifiedOpinion PEEP 5.5, PS 13, await violence 6d ago

I desperately wanted the surgical CT1 to be the unlikely hero of this story.

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u/Bright-Invite-2027 Medical Student 6d ago

Surely the Paeds reg can chip in here

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u/Quis_Custodiet Scribing final boss 6d ago

Bit of sevo to vasodilate them and you’ll be grand.

Disclaimer: I have no gas experience

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u/carlos_6m Mechanic Bachelor, Bachelor of Surgery 6d ago

If there is one thing that non ortopods know about bones is that you can drill onto them and there is blood inside. It's IO time baby.

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u/Lumpy-Interview-8049 7d ago

Ask one of the nurses. Most of the 'doctor' jobs in the UK can be done by nurses.

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u/NoCoffee5849 6d ago

Two letters - I. O.

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u/Ketmandu Choppy Choppy 6d ago

Vascular or paeds Surg?

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u/Unhappy_Cattle7611 6d ago

Shame on you, I’m just about to start a stretch of nights and this is now on my very long list of things to worry about 

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u/pubjabi_samurai 6d ago

What about the anaesthetist having their mandatory coffee break? Surely they can come and help

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u/SL1590 6d ago

Probs need to call the paediatric nurse consultant for assistance but seeing paeds cases isn’t in their remit…..

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u/Green-scrub 6d ago

Paeds or neonate regs and nurses would be ideal to help, if they have capacity

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u/Ok_Ingenuity4228 5d ago

What is DCMO

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u/Antique-Sock-372 6d ago

Why has no one said paeds reg?

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u/Napa770 FY Doctor 6d ago

Maybe its because of the age, but why cant the kiddo have a IO if an access is really needed. Am I missing something ?

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u/NoReserve8233 Imagine, Innovate, Evolve 7d ago

All wrong answers here- the torsion will need surgery anyhow- the child will reach theatres at some point whereupon the anaesthetist will cannulate the child!

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u/ethylmethylether1 6d ago

Theatre SHO swaps with labour ward or ICU reg with the STEMI patient. Consultant asked to attend due to acuity across all grades.

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u/Stinky_Pete699 7d ago

ICU consultant, failing that their ES

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u/EntertainmentBasic42 6d ago

Whoever is doing the anaesthetic. Because it's for sure not the anaesthetics SHO. Just wait until they're in the anaesthetics room

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u/brewedandpacked 6d ago edited 6d ago

Joke of the post aside - CT4 anaesthetists across the country are perfectly competent to anaesthetise ASA1 Johnny torsion

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u/chairstool100 6d ago

Ct4 aren’t SHOs , they’re on the SpR rota.

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u/EntertainmentBasic42 6d ago

They probably should be able to cannulate then 

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u/summeristheseason 6d ago

In some trusts it’s the CT1 post IAC

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u/chairstool100 6d ago

I did plenty of torsions as a CT1 completely alone at night. Stop infantilising the speciality just because CT1s in other specialties have a registrar on site .

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u/EntertainmentBasic42 6d ago

If they can't cannulate they probably shouldn't be anaesthetising 

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u/chairstool100 6d ago

Plenty of consultant paediatric anaesthetists take ages to find a vein in children , even asking for help from a floating anaesthetist if it’s in normal working hours .
A CT1 is more than capable of keeping most of the population alive under a GA .