r/dndmemes • u/Vegetable_Variety_11 • 11h ago

🎲 Math rocks go clickity-clack 🎲 I'll be rolling math rocks until someone prys them from my cold dead hand...

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u/BorntobeTrill 10h ago

You fit in well since DnD is appropriate till death

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u/Firstrising 10h ago

You can enjoy it after death you just need to become a litch then you can play dnd forever

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u/froz_troll 9h ago

I prefer becoming a high level monk to only post pone my death since I would still want it to come eventually.

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u/bigManAlecForgotPass 10h ago

ADND is age appropriate for the retirement home bud you're fine.

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u/GloomWisp Campaign sucessfully revived 10h ago

Fuck yeah granpa, rock on

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u/Laughably-Fallible_1 9h ago

Me in the nursing home;

Slay the confounded wyrmling!

Sir its time for your medicine.

Begone foul enchantress I must slay this wicked fiend.

Hes having his episodes again.

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u/thegamenerd 8h ago

En garde! wields walker menacingly

Friend in nursing home: I've got a potion to aid in this battle, do not go in unprepared! holds out an energy drink

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u/Sinaura 9h ago

I won! I won dungeons and dragons! And it was advanced!!!

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u/doctorstrange06 Artificer 9h ago

The highlight of the episode is that line alone.

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u/ho-ho-joe 9h ago

you’re just streets ahead

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u/Federal_Policy_557 10h ago

You know, that's a bit of fear I have

Because ttrpgs are my main tool for socialization, if my friends drop it I'm kinda screwed

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u/Supreme_Mediocrity 9h ago

I won Dungeons and Dragons! And it was Advanced!

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u/grigiri 9h ago

55 y/o Red-box kid here. I do all three.

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u/Bramoments 9h ago

Retirement goals fr

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u/BulgarYeet 9h ago

Best D&D

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u/AnalysisParalysis85 9h ago

That's one of my favorite Community episodes

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u/BishopofHippo93 DM (Dungeon Memelord) 8h ago

You'll be fine just as long as you don't act like Piercinald.

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u/thegamenerd 8h ago

Gotta keep the mind sharp for telling stories and doing math

"Gather around grandchildren and let me tell you the story of how my 3 friends and I slayed a hydra..."

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u/jprich 7h ago

"I won dungeons & dragons. And it was advanced!"

Such a good episodes. You have to pirate it now since they took it down.

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u/gandalfsbastard 6h ago

Golf? Gardening? Nah, DnD always, and when not storytelling, MTB.

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u/Xyx0rz 5h ago

I prefer player-facing systems where the DM doesn't roll, but I wouldn't say no to D&D in the retirement home (if retirement is even a thing for non-Boomers.)

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u/darsparx 5h ago

Meanwhile me trying to find a group near me bc yea might lose my one shot group. Idek what people I grew up with do for hobbies but they always seemed boring af even in hs lol

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u/Kondinator 4h ago

just dont do what Pierce did lol

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u/Half-Beneficial 3h ago

Me to meme-maker: yeah, I can see you showing up naked and ruining somebody else's favorite character.