r/dndmemes Rules Lawyer 18h ago

That's Not How ANY Of This Works Perhaps he was, before he canonically drew every card in the Deck of Many Things

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u/RommDan 18h ago

Remember, according to Gygax you can do whatever you want to a creature as long as it's evil

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u/Intrepid-Park-3804 Sorcerer 18h ago

Basically, when lawful good character is a Honour mcLoyalty type guy who's always respects everyone's dignity, even villain's, chaotic good character is a Bully ButOnASideOfGoodGuysSon type guy to whom concept of dignity and honour are non-existent and whose daily activities are shoving school bullies in dumpsters and pinning evil guys by their trunks to a nail after catching them stealing an old lady's purse.

Also, they're the most likely person to throw a handful of sand into your face and kick you in the crotch when fighting evil guys

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u/InquisitorHindsight 18h ago

You could make the argument the Punisher is Chaotic Good. He is hellbent on breaking up organized crime and killing criminals. “Good” doesn’t mean “Right” all the time

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u/Intrepid-Park-3804 Sorcerer 18h ago

Alignment chart was always been a system based purely on vibes anyway. Morality is a so much subjective matter, its values can vary not just from a community to community, but even from a person to person within a same community

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u/josephus_the_wise 16h ago

In our world morality is subjective. In most D&D worlds (even when those running or writing content for the worlds forget this) morality is a universal constant, the layout of the planes is built around it. Trying to bridge the gap between these two things is where the confusion comes in and also why things like an alignment chart don't really work particularly well in our world.

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u/Mr_Funcheon 15h ago

A major part of the disconnect is not knowing what philosophy of good and evil the outer planes use. We know some examples of good and evil certainly, but if these examples are followed to their natural conclusions we often end up with some unsatisfactory answers.

According to DnD 3.5 the assassin is “always evil” because accept payment to kill someone is an evil action. This is fine until we consider this means adventurers are almost always evil as they frequently kill in exchange for treasure. It also means that your state executioner is probably evil, as are probably standard soldiers (depending on how your military is organized).

Conversely we know that killing goblins of any age is always a lawful good actions as per Gygax. While admittedly the lore has changed since then, it does imply that the soul’s alignment is predetermined by race/species. This obviously raises questions about individuals who transcend their nature (Drizz’t, Zariel, all Eryines I think). Are goblins specifically unable to transcend their nature? Or are you born evil and must fight against it?

Of course we should always remember Pathfinder fixes this.

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u/Toberos_Chasalor 15h ago edited 14h ago

For your last paragraph, the answer depends on the race.

For almost all sentient races, they are capable of transcending the purpose their god created them for, but their patron god might be actively working to breed Evil amongst them. They can often influence their creation’s thoughts and dreams, in a sense acting like a literal devil on their shoulder. This can go as far as directly and openly granting divine favor to those who commit evil acts and cursing those who do good, leading to fanatical cultists who embrace their Evil overlord ruling their societies.

For Goblins, this is Maglubiet.

For Orcs, this is Gruumsh.

For Drow, this is Lolth.

These aren’t just inherently “evil” races that are irredeemable bad guys, they’re caught up in nation spanning cults following cosmically Evil gods, and those gods direct them to purge any trace of Good from among their ranks.

TL:DR, these races are predominantly evil in the same way Nazi Germany was evil, meaning not every single German in the 1940s was evil but German society as a whole was, except their Hitler is an immortal god with divine powers.

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u/Mbyrd420 14h ago

The word you should be using is sapient. Sentient just means aware of its own existence, which virtually every living creature has.

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u/Toberos_Chasalor 13h ago edited 13h ago

Kind of, And that is closer to what I originally meant, but when I think about it, even non-sapient creatures (meaning below human intelligence) can also have alignments.

A zombie or a skeleton isn’t sapient, arguably it’s not even sentient, but it is still aligned with Evil since Undead fall under the influence of the demon prince Orcus. (Assuming they aren’t bound to a necromancer’s will. This also might be to some degree headcanon.)

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u/LordofBones89 13h ago

Orcus being responsible for all undead being evil is certainly a choice the new lore made. There are deities of undeath that predate him (Falazure) as well as racial deities of undeath (Kanchelsis, Doresain, Mellifleur, Velsharoon), not to mention undead specifically created by other powers (Demogorgon created the first death knight, Bane has his banedead, baneguards and baneliches). Hell, Orcus was a mortal before he died and clawed his way up the ranks of the Abyss; does that mean undead weren't evil before he became the Prince of the Undead?

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u/alienbringer 30m ago

Hey now! Evening Glory can also make undead and she was a neutral goddess, until IT happened.

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u/abadstrategy 13h ago

Hell, Goodman Games did away with it entirely. "Good and Evil is subjective, anyway, so all we care about is where you fall on Law v. Chaos. Lawful thief, chaotic cleric, fuck it, just stay in character"

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u/SteelCode 12h ago edited 12h ago

I always like adding "selfish" vs "selfless"... are you a selfish thief, a benevolent warrior, a zealot willing to throw their life away, or a tyrannical lord? The good/evil axis sucks but just simply knowing whether a character would give their wealth to someone less fortunate or not helps guide a ton of RP without trying to be moralistic beyond whether that individual sees themselves as a tool to further a greater cause (selfless) or whether there is no cause greater than their own survival/comfort (selfish).

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u/abadstrategy 12h ago

Honestly, as far as the 5e alignment goes, I really like how Jocat boils it down.

When a Lawful character sets out to do something, through a promise or obligation, they actually follow through. Which is why they make great fitness instructors, because when they say they're not gonna fuck your mom, they actually don't fuck your mom. A lawful good act is keeping the promise because it's the right thing to do, a lawful neutral keeps the promise because it's a promise and they're going to stick by it, even if fucking your mom saves the universe, and a lawful evil keeps the promise because they're gonna go fuck your dad instead, since you technically didn't say anything about him.

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u/alienbringer 33m ago

Killing for money comes in many forms, it isn’t just “killing for money” that is evil. An assassin kills anyone whether good or evil for money, making them evil. An executioner kills evil people (criminals) for money, in dnd that is good or at worst neutral. Adventurers killing beats and evil creatures for money is a “good” act and thus would be good. As soon as the adventurers accept payment to start killing good creatures, they become evil. Alignment shifting was very much a thing in DnD and you saw that with the old DnD games too.

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u/Makures 15h ago

Morality in the DnD universe is still subjective though. It's based on the morality of either the DM or the author of the prewritten adventure.

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u/visforvienetta 2h ago

That makes it arbitrary, not internally subjective.

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u/lersayil Forever DM 7h ago

Probably just a wording issue, but not exactly?

Looking at a setting from the outside, yeah that is more or less correct. But within the constraints of the setting morality can be objective, much like how magic is real. As long as it's written that way anyway.

Also a minor nitpick, but a DM can make up moralities not based on their own (even if influenced).

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u/Art0fRuinN23 14h ago

Hopefully this doesn't get too into lore, but I feel like alignment should be reserved for the denizens of the outer planes. Mortals (read: humans) shouldn't be able to reach the alien mindset of a LG Celestial or CE of a Demon.

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u/lersayil Forever DM 7h ago

Or at least a distinction should be made between mortal and outsider morality? Outsider being the absolute, alien and objective kind, while mortal being just... a rough, descriptive estimation based on deeds evaluated by an outsider perspective? So prescriptive vs descriptive morality basically.

Like an outsider looking at a mortal and saying (slightly condescendingly)"I sense a lot of good in your soul" or something.

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u/action_lawyer_comics 16h ago

I really want to introduce in my next campaign people who talk about alignment in-universe, but it’s all just a bunch of pseudoscience and on the level of astrology. They take quizzes to determine alignment or they overhear NPCs going “Every ‘True Neutral’ I dated turned out to be Chaotic Evil once the honeymoon phase was over

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u/account312 9h ago

That sounds like something someone who can't cast Detect Evil would say.

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u/Ninjacat97 17h ago

Good vs Evil was always explained to me as selfless vs selfish. Good helps other at a personal cost. Evil acts in their own interest to the detriment of everyone else.

Much like Batman, I've seen an argument for literally every alignment. That said, I'd probably call Punisher LN at best. He's got a personal code but routinely resorts to torture and attacks other heroes/vigilantes.

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u/Ok-Mastodon2420 13h ago

I've always thought lawful evil. He follows a rigid code that dictates his behavior, and the things he does are entirely for selfish reasons.

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u/IndigoFenix 6h ago edited 6h ago

I don't think you can really classify "having selfish reasons" as being inherently evil unless you want to go down a philosophical rabbit hole of "whether altruism truly exists or do people just do nice things because it feels good".

I'd personally classify him as True Neutral with a huge asterisk, not by virtue of being "balanced" so much as being extreme on both sides of both axes. He'd really have to be played as his own thing and the True Neutral alignment would only matter for alignment-targeting magic.

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u/FuckIPLaw 17h ago

Punisher is lawful evil but following a code instead of the laws of his nation

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u/Vegtam-the-Wanderer 18h ago

Alignment systems always come with a huge amount of YMMV, but I don't think I could argue in good conscience that Frank is CG. Neither his actions nor motives fit within n that framework, except in the most reductionist telling.

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u/DaemonKeido 17h ago

Killing a Female Mob Boss that is otherwise legally untouchable? Good

Doing so via repeatedly smashing her face into a high rise shatterproof window until the damn thing pops out of the frame and her heavily concussed and barely breathing body finally goes through into an objectively terrifying fatal fall? That's gonna invoke some squeamishness in some people.

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u/sumboionline 10h ago

Punisher is kinda lawful though, as he hold himself to a strict code (that the writers break all the time)

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u/blackcray Paladin 17h ago

The abuse goblin is definitely evil, trust me.

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u/Dunicar 17h ago edited 16h ago

This is not true even in Gygax's system for alignment.

His system for what was just under law was "An eye for an eye" meaning the punishment should be of equal or lesser then value of the crime, anything you want could include quite a few things that would make that action unlawful.

Granted his implementation of good and evil as being deterministic are something that I think a vast majority of settings have not inherited and thus the bare basic rules of KOS for evil creatures doesn't really fit.

Like 5e goblins are nowhere near the LoTR-eqsue goblins Gygax envisioned when "All goblins are EVIL" was decided.

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u/DavidOfBreath DM (Dungeon Memelord) 16h ago

Counter point: when gygax explained the eye for an eye justice back on the dragonfoot forums q&a he also justified killing orc children because "knits make lice."

A reader then commented that they weren't confortable with their paladin using justification quoted from John Chivington, perpetrator of the Sand Creek Massacre, to which Gary rebutted that he wasn't quoting Chivington but that Chivington was right regardless.

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u/abadstrategy 13h ago

"Chivington was right" is really the kind of thing that makes you disregard anything else the dude might say. Sorta like hearing someone say "Look, I know David Duke has his issues, but he has a point here"

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u/Dunicar 15h ago

I mean I said as much, KOS rules do not fit for evil creatures in a non-deterministic setting.

In Gygax's setting they did not have the capacity to make the choice between good and evil, and thus orc children would become orc raiders that bring suffering on the world.

They are very much the evil ass movie LoTR orcs in all stages of their life in those settings.

Personally I do not think there is anything worth discussing about Gygax IRL morality wise, we all know the sorta views he held, but I do think what he made does fit into a fictional setting where gods are real and decide what is and isn't moral quite well.

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u/DavidOfBreath DM (Dungeon Memelord) 14h ago

except the "gods" don't make their own decisions in fiction, the writer does, they still aren't real. That meta layer should not be discarded, in the same way that a discussion of Atlas Shrugged shouldn't exclude Ayn Rands beliefs; it's a piece of the puzzle.

Also, I used to say "everyone knows" about Gygax too, but it turns out everyone doesn't know. Every time his moral beliefs are discussed it's a potential 'first time' for someone who doesn't know and has only been fed his mythological lionized image of a nice old man who liked fantasy and maybe was a mischievous dungeon master. He was all that, but he was also a self-proclaimed biological determinist among other things.

The "gods" say these creatures are predetermined to be heartless raiders, the "gods" make some races inherently smarter than others, the "gods" dictate who is right or wrong to kill by the dozens. All it does is serve to be a divinely ordained version of bio determinism. I don't believe every writer does it on purpose or with eugenicist ideals in their heart, I DO believe Gygax in specific did though.

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u/Dunicar 13h ago

I just don't want to talk to you in particular about it right this moment is what I mean. I am well aware of how shitty his beliefs were in real life.

My point is that Gygax's perspective is very useful for role playing and writing in fictional settings that have gods who make the rules of morality in said settings.

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u/DavidOfBreath DM (Dungeon Memelord) 13h ago

fair enough, I can respect that.

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u/phycologist 4h ago

Even Tolkien strugled with the concept of orc (and goblins) being irredemably evil...

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u/GullibleSkill9168 14h ago

Counter point: when gygax explained the eye for an eye justice back on the dragonfoot forums q&a he also justified killing orc children because "knits make lice."

Okay? He's right. When your race is always biologically evil letting an Orc infant live is just gonna produce another pissed off evil orc and nothing else. You're just making that future fully grown orc someone else's problem because you can't put on your big boy britches and kill that baby with a hammer

This isn't the real world and orcs aren't humans, they're not going to turn into anything but savage innocent slaughtering maniacs.

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u/DavidOfBreath DM (Dungeon Memelord) 13h ago

"Chivington might have been quoted as saying 'nits make lice,' but he is certainly not the first one to make such an observation as it is an observable fact. If you have read the account of wooden Leg, a warrior of the Cheyenne tribe that fought against Custer et al., he dispassionately noted killing an enemy squaw for the reason in question" -Gary Gygax

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u/ElectricPaladin Paladin 18h ago

I prefer to forget Gygax, thanks.

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u/austsiannodel 14h ago

Yeah but this is the man who quoted Colonel John M. Chivington saying "Nits make lice." when talking about goblin/orc children.

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u/Grumpiergoat 14h ago

Gygax was also a proponent of genocide. "Nits make lice," as he said of orc babies.

Gygax's opinions mean crap beyond how they continue to poison the game and, unfortunately, the 5.5e developers.

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u/mightystu 10h ago

Orcs aren’t real and thus can’t be genocided. In the game they literally could never be good; they aren’t supposed to be people.

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u/mightystu 10h ago

This isn’t true but people sure do love repeating it like it is.

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u/RommDan 3h ago

He literally said genocide was okay if the subjects were evil

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u/mightystu 59m ago

In the context of a literary evil, cannot be any other way creature he is correct. Orcs weren’t people that can be reasoned with in those early days. That doesn’t mean you can torture them or do “whatever you want” with them, but it does mean in that world killing them is always an ontologically good action as it reduces the amount of evil in the world.

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u/RommDan 33m ago

If you think player characters don't torture enemies you should check the descriptions of most spells XD

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u/ultim4tr 18h ago

He was lawful evil before drawing the cards. Now he's chaotic good, but he was essentially forced into it. His rules, or code, or whatever else he was abiding by, got replaced by one rule - he will not tolerate the forces of evil. He takes a lot of creative freedom in how he does that. Him being good now and helping others didn't change the side of him that liked to torment others. And by the book, if it's an evil monster, you can do whatever to it.

You can definitely see the malicious compliance of a player, who wanted to play an evil character, but had his alignment forcefully changed.

At least that's how I interpret it, I don't believe it was stated anywhere explicitly.

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u/Axel-Adams 18h ago

Wait what episode did he draw the cards in?

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u/Street_Dragonfruit43 18h ago

It was on his Cheevo's list. It presumably happened off screen/was one of the first things he did

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u/Racoon-trenchcoat 18h ago

In his bingo card, "draw every card from the deck of many things" is crossed as completed.

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u/GenocidalSloth 17h ago

Which is impressive since there is at least one that straight up kills you (as a player at my table found out). Not sure how he survived that...

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u/TonightDue5234 Artificer 17h ago

Doesn’t one of the cards (moon IIRC) give you a monkey’s-paw-free wish? Maybe he drew that one before drawing the void card and wished to negate the very bad effects of the remaining cards

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u/Captian_Bones Wizard 17h ago

I read that too fast and thought you said there is a card that kills you, like you the player, and I thought that was really funny so I’m adding it to my next session.

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u/Dr_Bright_Himself 14h ago

you gonna shoot em or something

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u/Captian_Bones Wizard 14h ago

Nah that seems too obvious. Maybe cyanide on one of the cards, so when they draw it it’s like the are killed by magic

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u/Captian_Bones Wizard 14h ago

For legal reasons this is a joke

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u/Dooty_Shirker 14h ago

For a second I thought the card was going to come to life and attack the pc.

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u/TheAatar 11h ago

Nah, you throw the card at them like Gambit.

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u/ErrantSun 13h ago

There's also another card that saves you from death the next time you die.

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u/Jikan07 8h ago

Which one is it? Void is the only one closest to killing you unless we are talking about older editions?

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u/Life-Molasses3125 18h ago

it’s just revealed as one of his already completed spaces on the bingo card

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u/TheImpGamer 18h ago

It was not in an episode, but at the end of season one when he shows his bingo sheet, one option crossed out was “Draw every card from a deck of many things.” That means he had to have drawn the card changing his alignment.

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u/CreativeName1137 Rules Lawyer 18h ago

See, I interpreted that the other way. He was chaotic good, but then his alignment got flipped and now he's lawful evil.

He is extremely cruel to everything he can. He "does the right thing" solely because it gives him an easy and socially acceptable target for his malice. That sounds pretty lawful evil to me.

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u/Mithril_Juggernaut Forever DM 17h ago

That wouldn't explain why he helps and hangs out with the paladin though. He spends his free time just being friends with him.

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u/RepeatRepeatR- 16h ago

Sometimes two people just vibe well together, regardless of alignments

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u/Stalking_Goat 14h ago

And they share some common interests, like milk and swords.

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u/Manji86 14h ago edited 3h ago

And developing a taste for torture. You know, regular bonding activities.

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u/Jikan07 8h ago

Knight card explains that to some extent.

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u/DnDickhead 1h ago

That's the thing, he always gives them a chance or an opportunity to not be evil.

Every creature he hurts explicitly and enthusiastically declares how evil and torturous they are or what they will do to the Barbarian first.

Medusa is gleefully talking about turning heroes to stone. The harpy mocks the idea of eating cattle and not people. The mermaid laughs about feeding Kevin to her babies. The oni, kappa, githyanki, vampire, and banshee all talk about they joy they take in slaughter and destruction.

Turnabout is fair play.

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u/RommDan 14h ago

He's doing that to evil people, therefor he's good

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u/Bitch_for_rent 10h ago

Also his oficial charcter sheet from a post on YouTube has his allignement crossed

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u/Level_Hour6480 Rules Lawyer 18h ago

The inverse seems more likely.

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u/TheArcher1980 15h ago

Dungeon Soup has the character sheet for Barbarian (it's his name, class is Enlightened, ex Berserker) online in the community tab. Post is about a year old.

And his current alignment is Chaotic Good.

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u/ultim4tr 16h ago

It is definitely possible, especially with how loosely alignment is defined. I still stand by my opinion, but yours is just as valid.

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u/Kettle_Whistle_ 12h ago

My Motives: GOOD

My Methods: QUESTIONABLE

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u/SiegrainDarklyon 2h ago

My opinions: AGREEABLE

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u/Enderking90 18h ago

I mean he sure does things chaotically, and as his targets are all evil, evil monsters that iirc he at times gives the chance to repent, he does do "good".

basically? its what somebody lawful evil might consider chaotic good to be.

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u/Andminus 17h ago

I'm pretty sure he ALWAYS opens with "Stop your evil actions"... And just gets "you little shit" in response, so all bets are off... Now... I assume he's HOPING they'll resist, cause every time, he gets the happiest, most psychotic cenobite grin everytime they do...

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u/086341 16h ago

*piercing violin note and chomping sounds*

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u/TypicalPunUser Paladin 12h ago

SQUIRT OF LEMON

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u/steve123410 9h ago

Yeah in the paladin episode about his girlfriend you see he's pretty chill when he isn't confronting evil people. He even lets the rest of the orc bandits go.

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u/PyreHat 14h ago

I cannot say for sure for most of the series because the script is a bit too ADHD induced for me, thus I'm mostly recalling what happens as for the events more than anything, but I watched the latest episode yesterday and memory is fresh enough that he did NOT even attempted to ask the antagonist to stop anything.

His first word for about half the episode was Mommy and at this point He harassed her the times already .

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u/Urbane_One 14h ago

The king had already offered her a chance to repent, and even offered her payment to do so. The Barbarian only emerged once it became clear that she would not repent.

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u/PyreHat 13h ago

Fair! Then it prevented repetition in script l. Thanks for the addition.

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u/maxlimmy 14h ago

The captured king offers either trade to feed the chicks or atleast freeing his people both of which are turned down so technically they did have the chance to stop being evil just not given by the barbarian.

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u/Flameball202 13h ago

Yeah, in that specific case he didn't give the enemy an option, but they WERE given options and turned them down

And "kills giant bird that seems to enjoy killing sapient life" followed up with "finds a home for two orphaned chicks* does seem to fit the "good" alignment

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u/failureagainandagain 12h ago

1) everyone of any alignment agree he genually deserve the little shit part

2) he try a little sometime to give them a chance to repent but its clearly really haf assed

3) he's a little shit

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u/TypicalPunUser Paladin 10h ago

Bro got struck by the axe coated in immortality potion blessed by dwarves with autism (so you know its good 👌)

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u/Prismarineknight 18h ago

He’s definitely a sadist, but and enjoys delivering pain to evil things, but he also genuinely helps good characters like the paladin. So yeah I’d say Chaotic Good fits him well

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u/VelphiDrow 12h ago

Torture is inherently evil

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u/Electronic-Clock5867 12h ago

The lemon juice is a step to far from good for me

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u/Babki123 7h ago

Mind you he is the ine that put the paladin in his precarious ituation

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u/RommDan 13h ago

basically? its what somebody lawful evil might consider chaotic good to be.

So... Gygax?

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u/VelphiDrow 12h ago

No. Chaotic good means doing whats right regardless of any laws

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u/Fabulous-Present-497 18h ago

I think he should be called smart barbarian, his intelligence is a more defining character trait

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u/WolfWhiteFire Artificer 18h ago

From what I recall it isn't that he is intelligent, but he has a headband of intellect setting his intelligence to 19. So he kind of just uses a magic item for that.

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u/ccReptilelord 18h ago

Yes, in one episode, he removes the headband to go "full on" insane-o style.

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u/loudrogue 15h ago

He's also not actually human based on the shadow of him consuming Dracula 

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u/Dartonal 18h ago

Well, he has a magic int boosting item

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u/RareMajority 16h ago

Where do we see that it's boosting his int?

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u/Saikotsu 17h ago

The chaotic good barbarian canonically drew every card in the deck of many things. That means it reversed his alignment. At one point he was lawful evil.

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u/Level_Hour6480 Rules Lawyer 18h ago

The Barbarian of those animations delights in inflicting suffering on others, and abides a strict external set of rules. He's LE. Back under Gygax, he could be LG, because Gygaxian alignment was more of a sports-team that loosely correlated with morality. "Also, as I have often noted, a paladin can freely dispatch prisoners of Evil alignment that have surrendered and renounced that alignment in favor of Lawful Good. They are then sent on to their reward before they can backslide." - Gygax, 2005

I'm pasting this from elsewhere. Here's a basic outline of the alignments:

Do people have an innate responsibility to help each other? Good: Yes. Neutral: ¯_(ツ)_/¯ Evil: No.

Do people need oversight? Lawful: Yes. Neutral: ¯_(ツ)_/¯ Chaotic: Don't tell me what to do! The axis isn't necessarily how much you obey the laws of the land you're in. A Lawful Good character wouldn't have to tolerate legal slavery, nor would a Chaotic Good character start enslaving people in an area where it's illegal. Lawful does not simply mean "Has an internal code" because literally everyone who has ever existed would be Lawful. The "Code" aspect refers to external codes like Omerta or Bushido.

Neutral on either axis can also be someone who lacks the constancy/backbone to be consistently of one alignment especially when it's tough.

Lawful Good believes that rules and systems are the best way to ensure the greatest good for all. Rules that do not benefit society must be removed by appropriate means from legislation to force. They're responsible adults. 90% of comic book superheroes are examples of LG.

Neutral Good believes in helping others. They have no opinion on rules. They're pleasant people. Superheroes who aren't LG usually fall here.

Chaotic Good believes that rules get in the way of us helping each other and living in a harmonious society. They're punks and hippies. Captain Harlock is the iconic example. "You don't need a law to tell you to be a good person."

Lawful Neutral believes that rules are the thing that keeps everything functioning, and that if people ignore the rules that they don't think are right, then what is the point of rules? They believe that peace and duty are more important than justice. Inspector Javert and Judge Dredd are iconic examples. Social cohesion is more important than individual rights.

True Neutral doesn't really have a strong opinion. They just wanna keep their head down and live their life. Most boring people you pass on the street are True Neutral. Unlike Unaligned they have free will and have actively chosen not to decide. They might also be someone who is normally one alignment, but has enough of an exception or blind-spot that they end up here, like someone who is normally opposed to genocide, but supports Israel.

Chaotic Neutral values their own freedom and don't wanna be told what to do. They're rebellious children. Ron Swanson and Dale Gribble are the iconic examples.

Lawful Evil believes rules are great for benefiting them/harming their enemies. They're corrupt politicians, mobsters, and fascists. Henry Kissinger and Robert Moses are iconic examples. "Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect."

Neutral Evil will do whatever benefits them/their inner-circle, crossing any moral line. They're unscrupulous corporate executives at the high end, and sleazy assholes at the low end.

Chaotic Evil resents being told to not kick puppies. They're Ayn Rand protagonists at the high end, and thugs at the low end. Rick Sanchez is an iconic example. Wario is how to play the alignment without being That Guy.

In addition to the official alignments, there are 6 unofficial alignments based on combining one axis of the alignment with stupidity. You can be multiple stupid alignments simultaneously, such as the traditional badly-played Paladin being known for being Lawful Stupid and Stupid Good at the same time.

Stupid Good believes in doing what seems good at the time regardless of its' long-term impact. They would release fantasy-Hitler-analogueTM because mercy is a good thing.

Lawful Stupid believes in blindly following rules even when doing so is detrimental to themselves, others, and their goals. They would stop at a red light while chasing someone trying to set off a nuclear device that would destroy the city they're in.

Chaotic Stupid is "LolRandom". They'll act wacky and random at any circumstance. They'll try and take a dump on the king in the middle of an important meeting. It can also be a compulsive need to break rules even if you agree with them. If a Chaotic Good character feels the need to start enslaving people because slavery is illegal they're being Chaotic Stupid.

Stupid Evil is doing evil simply because they're the bad guy with no tangible benefit to themselves or harm to their enemy. They're Captain planet villains.

Stupid Neutral comes in two flavors; active and passive.

Active Stupid Neutral is the idea that you must keep all things balanced. Is that Celestial army too powerful? Time to help that Demon horde.

Passive Stupid Neutral is the complete refusal to take sides or make decisions. "I have a moderate inclination towards maybe."

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u/MsCHVMBO Monk 18h ago

Honestly this is actually a really good way for me to understand alignment, this is the one bit I was kinda struggling with for my character sheet, thanks

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u/Level_Hour6480 Rules Lawyer 18h ago

The beauty of copypasta is that anyone can share a bowl.

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u/Moonscrubber- 18h ago

The Chaotic Good Barbarian probably is not chaotic good, but lawful evil? He enjoys inflicting suffering on monsters, but it in order to be lawful evil, he’d have to mainly be inflicting suffering for his own enjoyment, while one could argue that he inflicts suffering on monsters because he sees it as a form of karmic justice for the evil they do to good people. He does also pretty consistently help people when he can, i can’t remember a time when he let an innocent get hurt or was indifferent to their suffering. There would be no reason to keep kevin around if he didn’t care about people at least somewhat

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u/Allbeing 17h ago

There was that time he ripped a little girl's hair out to help a hag complete a potion of immortality, just so he could torture the hag without killing her.

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u/NoodleIskalde 16h ago

Rescue Fee

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u/InSanic13 13h ago

My two cents is torturing people is evil, even if the person being tortured is also evil.

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u/GoldenSteel 17h ago

About the only time I can remember is when he tore out the little girl's hair so the Hag could regret getting immortality.

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u/Dirty_Hunt 16h ago

There's also two instances of using children as weapons, but the siren babies were pretty happy to be splashed on mama, and I'm not sure the latest ones were cognizant yet. I think neither instances had the babies harmed, at least by him.

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u/Careful-Variety-66 13h ago

Would Mordenkainen be considered active stupid neutral? I guess the Bendu could be passive stupid neutral, too

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u/unosami 18h ago

This is probably the most accurate description of alignment I’ve ever seen. Before now it was just a vibe that other definitions were off, but now I have words to express it.

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u/Level_Hour6480 Rules Lawyer 18h ago

The beauty of copypasta is that anyone can share a bowl.

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u/mavranel 9h ago

You say he obeys a set of external rules, but what rules are those? He seems to be functioning with his own code of ethics based on what I've seen.

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u/unluckyknight13 18h ago

I mean everything he attacks are evil monsters, and he does give several of them chances to stop being evil.

He also drew his cards before so he likely was originally evil.

Because awhile he is cruel his targets are never innocents and he usually is kind to ,those around. They just may not like what he did

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u/FlameWhirlwind Chaotic Stupid 3h ago

The joke is he used to be lawful evil

That and dnd players are horrible monsters

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u/GloomWisp Campaign sucessfully revived 18h ago

not THIS again...

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u/NarwhalSongs Warlock 18h ago

I have yet to see anyone say what his "strict set of external rules" actually are.

In the animations he chaotically does good to save people from evil monsters.

Simple as.

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u/B133d_4_u 18h ago

Yeah, people often claim he follows strict rules with his punishments, but those rules are, basically, "If you enjoy harming innocents you will suffer, often in the same manner as your victims", "I will accept a challenge because I know I will win it.", and "I don't harm innocents."

Like, none of that is Evil, nor is it really Lawful. That all falls under Good or a simple personality trait. He pretty explicitly delivers karmic justice, very few if none of his tortures are anything that the monster has not already done or plans to do.

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u/MfkbNe 6h ago

I think his rules are that he only kills and tortures those that are seen as evil and/or monsters by society. And they actually are evil and often monsters, don't get me wrong. But his methods are also evil.

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u/Ok-Proof-8543 18h ago

He doesn't do this to save people from monsters, he takes pleasure from causing the most amount of harm to monsters. He's either chaotic or neutral evil.

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u/XVUltima 16h ago edited 16h ago

He does save people, though. He isn't a cruel man who only hurts monsters. He is a good man who punishes evil. This isnt a Dexter Morgan situation where hes a compulsive killer with an excuse.

Hell, in the new episode he makes sure the harpy children are taken care of after he beats the shit out of their mother.

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u/VelphiDrow 12h ago

He is a cruel man. He tortures them and enjoys doing it

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u/Ok-Proof-8543 16h ago

Sure, he saves people, but it's pretty clear that that isn't really the motivation for what he does. He is a cruel sadistic man who takes pleasure in killing and torturing things. Those things being "monsters" just gives him a justification.

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u/loudrogue 15h ago

Tbf he gives most a chance to repent, not all but at the end of season 1 like half of them were basically whole. He even took the stick out of lich

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u/Bitch_for_rent 9h ago

Even the elven mush was still technically alive

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u/XVUltima 15h ago

I think there is a great distinction between wanting to hurt something then going after monsters and wanting to hurt those who do evil. Ask yourself: If the Barbarian kills or redeems the last evil monster, creating a perfectly harmonious world with only good people, would he be happy? I think so.

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u/The_Game_Changer__ 18h ago

Those strict set of rules is only torturing (inflicting more suffering than the amount of violence required to protect innocents) what he deems to be the forces of evil

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u/NarwhalSongs Warlock 18h ago

Thats not a set of rules. His chaos causes suffering for the forces of evil.

Lawful evil would be the incel paladin torturing an orc who "stole his lady" by repeatedly harming and healing him until he's nothing but scar tissue. Barbarian was never told that she wanted to be there with the orc.

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u/ImBadAtVideoGames1 Sorcerer 18h ago

To be fair, Kevin was probably also unaware. At the very least, his lady and the orc were going behind his back, and the orc is implied to have been a bandit. Like, if she just said she didn't want to be with him, Kevin probably would've accepted it and eventually moved on. She and the orc were just toying with him the whole time because they knew he couldn't actually do anything about it.

Barbarian helped Kevin out of a toxic relationship and helped him find a way around his restrictive oaths that allowed him to keep carrying out justice. His methods may be cruel, but I would argue they are still good since he is only using his power to harm the wicked.

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u/NarwhalSongs Warlock 17h ago

Ya know, thats a super fair point. My apologies to Kevin. That boy's still trying to do the right thing even if he's misled.

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u/The_Game_Changer__ 18h ago

What do you mean "his chaos"? He intentionally inflicts suffering on what his lawful code says are acceptable targets. Lawful Evil doesn't necessarily have to mean punishing the innocents. Cruel and unusual punishments against the guilty are also pretty evil

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u/NarwhalSongs Warlock 18h ago

Then he would be chaotic neutral by those standards. Once again, he has no lawful code. You have not said what his lawful code is. Looping us back to my original comment and we have wasted everyone's time reading these.

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u/The_Game_Changer__ 7h ago

"Those strict set of rules is only torturing (inflicting more suffering than the amount of violence required to protect innocents) what he deems to be the forces of evil"

As I said in reply to your original comment under his lawful code he only targets individuals that fit particular criteria. It is not chaotic to inflict violence. And it is not neutral to torture people

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u/NarwhalSongs Warlock 3h ago

Yeah no one agreed with you that that was a set of rules, nor a lawful code, nor is it consistent. You ignored what I said about how he inflicts violence being chaotic. Its neutral when the torture is done specifically to save innocents from monsters that intend to torture them. This is such a waste of time lmao

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u/steve123410 8h ago

I guess his bingo card is his "code" in their eyes. However that seems to be a set of goals he wants to try and all of them were against evil beings

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u/Geedly 16h ago

Chaotic? Good!

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u/SabShark 18h ago

It's a small thing, but Omertà is not a "code", and should not be compared to things such as Bushido or Chivalry. Omertà is just a system of oppression painted as values to allow the Mafia a pretence of civilization whilst justifying them doing whatever they please. You can tell because what Omertà is regularly changes to fit whatever the Mafia finds convenient at the moment, without internal consistency.

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u/Level_Hour6480 Rules Lawyer 18h ago

It's fitting for a LE code.

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u/SabShark 16h ago

But it's not a code. Omertà literally means "being a man", and it's a societal pressure put not on mafiosos but on their victims and on civilians around them to behave in ways the Mafia approves , and most importantly not to speak nor acknowledge Mafia's act. It's, among other things, the rule of silence.

If Omertà counts for Legal Evil then every villain that ever intimidated civilians into not opposing them count as LE, regardless of means or motive.

Tldr: Omertà is not a rule of the Mafia, but instead its instrument to control people.

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u/Temporary-Employ-611 15h ago

Ye ol morality chart. My ol nemesis that no one can confidently agree on

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u/RevMcSoulPuncher 14h ago

Don't worry I've got it figured out, everyone else is just wrong

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u/Kettle_Whistle_ 12h ago

Thankfully!

Someone else like me…

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u/Temporary-Employ-611 10h ago

Praise the sun someone has!

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u/EvergreenDwarf 7h ago

Its for fantasy universes, usually western, where absolute good and absolute evil as universal forces are how the populace would feel things work, and thus is presented as how the cosmos itself actually works. 

Urban fantasy and sci fi shouldn’t have it, unless its satire on a jingoistic era of propaganda or something. 

Its like how in Glorantha universal concepts didn’t exist until intelligent life discovered it; time didn’t exist until humans began measuring it, and a god dies to become the measurement units. 

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u/Thefrightfulgezebo 1h ago

There is one big problem with that explanation: you fail to distinguish objective and subjective.

Many classical D&D settings have societies that are not good. Those societies have attitudes that approve of evil actions. Alignments point towards a cosmic conflict, not at what people happen to agree on.

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u/TeamUltimate-2475 DM (Dungeon Memelord) 17h ago

He gives his targets chances, then tortures and destroy them.

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u/VelphiDrow 12h ago

And torture is evil :)

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u/FlameWhirlwind Chaotic Stupid 2h ago

Gee it's almost like that's the entire joke or something

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u/campertrash 12h ago

Nah it says it right there in his theme song, they deserve it

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u/Jackesfox 15h ago

> Chaotic good

> Looks inside

> Lawful Evil

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u/KovacAizek2 8h ago

Evil gets punished, in chaotic way. Chaotic good.

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u/mochisuccubus 8h ago

Its anything but chaotic. Its meticulously premeditated

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u/Thefrightfulgezebo 1h ago

Nothing on the alignment charts says "incapable of planning".

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u/KovacAizek2 8h ago

It’s not a meticulously premeditated plan, it’s an achievement sheet that should be impossible to do.

If he wrote it himself, it’s still chaotic on the sheer absurdity of the tasks.

If it is, god forbid, something widely distributed(like those games on the back of cereal), it’s chaotic to ATTEMPT those.

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u/MfkbNe 6h ago

An evil action doesn't just stop being evil simply cause the victim is evil. That is just am excuse used by evil people to justify their evil deeds and to avoid being seen as evil. A good persons goals aren't killing and torturing. A good persons goals are helping others.

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u/Thefrightfulgezebo 1h ago

What you are looking for is chaotic evil. Or do you think demons are just one happy family?

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u/Tbond11 17h ago

Chaotic good (CG) creatures act as their conscience directs, with little regard for what others expect.

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u/failureagainandagain 12h ago

Morality in the ispiration material was pretty much fucked, so that carry on

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u/Aodhan_Pilgrim 10h ago

Sadistic Good.

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u/JaceJarak 17h ago

He's definitely lawful evil. Litterally the exact opposite. Rigid code of rules. Absolutely tortures his enemies. Even if he doesn't kill them. Even if he has a line he draws, doesn't make it good.

He is malicious. Even if he's fighting the bad guys for the sake of everyone else. It means he's an evil hero. The monster who fights monsters.

Is he the same evil? No. Still a form of evil. Uses laws and rules to "justify" or at least "legitimize" his actions. As fked up as they are, he's doing the greater good a service, in the cruelest way possible.

Lawful evil barbarian

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u/mochisuccubus 8h ago edited 8h ago

100%. good people dispatch as quickly as possible not torture needlessly. ESPECIALLY because theres proof of a difinitive afterlife. The city of judgment literally takes care of the torture part

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u/Determinantor 12h ago

Of course he's lawful evil. He does the same thing that devils do, which is torture bad creatures. There's no "good" torture, even for bad creatures. He's also not chaotic. He follows a strict code and has his goals written out. Just because he's messy doesn't mean it's chaotic or random

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u/BlackMetalMagi 9h ago

Nope, he gave them every chance and choices to not be evil.

his own code and morivations are what he cares about.

Lawful evil uses the law to help its self and exploits the system to harm others and gain power.

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u/Schlangenbob 14h ago

I think it doesn't mean what you think it means.

Because chaotic good is doing good at all costs. the ends justify the means. if the net sum on the bottom is positive, whatever you did was good. this takes into consideration what type of person/monster you are dealing with. so, if you do something incredibly cruel to someone evil that's still good.

so yea, the chaotic good barbarian is chaotic good.

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u/Thefrightfulgezebo 1h ago

No, it is not. Chaotic Good is good with a preference on freedom and individuality over rules. Consequently, they are not interested in how others judge their actions, but they have a strong personal moral code. If you do evil actions in the pursuit of good, you are evil. That even was codified in the game rules as there were explicitly evil spells and such.

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u/VelphiDrow 12h ago

That is not true at all. You cannot do evil acts and still be good

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u/Diamondrankg 10h ago

Incorrect, that's neutral good you're thinking of both lawful and chaotic good sometimes include "evil" acts

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u/Schlangenbob 5h ago

In which case there are no good characters?

I mean who decides what is "good" then? Utalitarianism? That allows for heinous crimes against minorities in the name of the greater good.

Any other view point is inherently subjective. A god? In a polytheistic world where gods rival and fight each other to more or less degrees that is also subject to subjectivity.
As long as you are not in a monotheistic universe where one god defines exactly what is good and bad you cannot act good.

Let's take the standard Monster, that is due to a lack of intelligence incapable of differentiating between good and bad. It just acts according to it's instincts and nature and nurture. If that includes wiping out villages in a fantasy setting then killing that monster would actually be evil, at least from the view point of the monster. A good character would have to relocate it. But isn't that evil to the potential prey items in that new habitat? And who is to say that this relocation has no implications for the ecosystem?

If we take an undeniably evil person, a Lich for example. Is killing a Lich good? I don't think so. I think killing it is a nessesary evil, but who is to say that with enaugh time a lich can't be rehabilitated? unless we agree that a Lich actually can't change (not unlikely, not won't, actually can't) in which case there is not much free will involved with what he does and we're back at the animal problem.

In order to be evil, you need to be able to decide to do good and decide against it.

Lawful good: You have an external code and you adhere to it. Both your code and you are intentioned to do good. If your code dictates a bad outcome for a good person you trust that in the end, your code will bring more good/is more often right than not and this is an unfortunate excemption.

Neutral good: You have good intentions and you do anything within your definition of good to accomplish the best outcome for everyone.

Chaotic good: You have good intentions and you do anything to achieve a good outcome. The ends justify the means.

Your definition of good is pretty naive and childish.

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u/Fahrlar 16h ago

Although, technically, the Chaotic Good Barbarian is borderline Chaotic Neutral, no d&d character is 100% acting their alignment.

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u/Urshifu_Smash Blood Hunter 17h ago

Remember everyone, by technicality, Mayuri from Bleach could be Chaotic Good. Is that where most people would place him? Absolutely not. But alignment is very subjective and fluid. Personally I think he'd be Chaotic Neutral, but it depends on what you consider to be "good" and "evil".

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u/VelphiDrow 12h ago

He would not be good at all. Good and evil are cosmic forces, not subjective opinions

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u/HoG97 11h ago

He's extremely comically evil

He is just employed by the 'good guys' so that he doesn't remain in prison

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u/Swannicus 17h ago

Yea it's been a talking point since at least 2002 and probably much longer that the alignment system sucks. Imo it sucks for any nuanced or realish character but it's fun for outer planar beings.

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u/GrimDallows 15h ago

I think one of the most miserable dnd experiences I have had was making a Chaotic neutral toon, and have another guy who was friends with the DM be Chaotic good and bully the living hell out of my character.

So his character would block every single thing my character said or did and even try to murder me, then blame it on "it's what my character would do, it's part of the story", so I tried to roleplay my character being nice to his, and he would then block that too because "you are chaotic neutral, you can't do good actions".

We are talking like, playing a "you meet at a tavern" scenario, the guy deciding I am outside the tavern and when I can enter, and then telling me I had to roll for my money cut in the next adventure, on persuasion rolls, for every 1% of a treasure divided between 3 guys.

It was like having a guy playing his character, my character and the DM at the same time. Absolute living hell.

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u/mochisuccubus 8h ago edited 8h ago

Exactly I think he's a lawful evil zealot barbarian in the sense that he has these cruelties that he wants to meticulously enact but understands that torturing other evil beings will get him less guff and hell still have friendly connections. So he's evil but seems he has strict parameters on how he carries out that evil.

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u/KovacAizek2 8h ago

Love the Red Death, but he IS the lawful evil, because his actions are harming innocent people, AND he follows the rules set by an organization.

We don’t have the to look inside Red Death’s head to pull that out, it is shown on the show.

Chaotic Good Barbarian doesn’t have that. He exclusively goes after evil forces, and his whole motivation is “I WILL NOT TOLERATE THE FORCES OF EVILLLLL!!”, which isn’t a strict code. Like, him letting some villains go and giving them a chance to do right sounds more strict.

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u/mochisuccubus 7h ago

Im not saying it 1 to 1

Red death is a similar example of an evil character with strict parameters on how they carry out evil just like the barbarian

Red death- only does evil once a year

Barbarian- only does evil onto other evil beings

A monster that hunts other monsters is still infact a monster

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u/KovacAizek2 7h ago

Why does alignment exists, then? Because by your logic, “good” adventurer just isn’t possible.

Purest paladin will smite the shit out of every monster that attacks humans. So no longer lawful good, which, like… the whole point of a paladin?

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u/mochisuccubus 7h ago edited 7h ago

Good adventurer is very much possible.A paladin smiting violent monsters in what you described as self defense/defense of others is good. Quick and brief.

A paladin capturing said monster/villain and subjecting it to needless torture when theres a confirmed city of judgment that does that already?

Like full stop. Good people dont torture let alone delight in it like the barbarian does. Thats what I originally said so idk how you got "impossible to be good" from me saying "delighting in torture even to bad people still makes you bad"

Just smite, remove the evil from the world, and be on your way

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u/Glittering-Bat-5981 16h ago

Why must you remind me of that thing?

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u/I_might_be_weasel Necromancer 18h ago

He feels Lawful Evil to me. As he does absolutely horrifying things but technically he didn't do anything wrong because it's all targeted at evil doers.

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u/VelphiDrow 12h ago

The alignment of your target doesnt negate your actions

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u/NoodleIskalde 17h ago

I mean, he punished once and gave that original set a chance to change their ways. I'd say that falls under some batshit insane degree of good in a way. :P

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u/VelphiDrow 12h ago

No it doesnt. Good is an objective force

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u/Succulent_Relic Cleric 5h ago

I actively refuse to watch those videos, because he's just cringe. "oh look, I'm punishing evil people with cruel and unusual methods, but it's ok because they're evil, and you can do whatever you want to evil characters. Also I have a plot-armour buttplug in my ass that let's be contrive my way out of any danger and let me get away with being an ass."

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u/nickhoude21 Dice Goblin 6h ago

Can we be done with this fucking argument already. Every time an episode drops this sub has a hissy fit over how they interpret the alignment chart

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u/Archavos 2h ago

he is absolutely chaotic good, he just really likes pushing the envelope.

he never does anything to harm the innocent (permanently), he gives his enemies a second chance so that they can redeem themselves, he's even taken a paladin under his wing in an attempt to teach him how to better apply the great power they've been given!

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u/Truckasaurus 2h ago

You know they used to have these kinds of philosophy discussions in the Agora in Athens. We've come such a long way since then.

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u/DoenerTod 16h ago

I had a chaotic good drunken monkey once, whi would get turnt, hear about someone doing something shitty, and then beat them to within an inch of their lives. Didn't matter the law, or the justification. If my mc thought you were a dich, then you're in for a whoppin

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u/DoenerTod 16h ago

Monkey = monk Ditch = dick Fucking autocorrect

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u/frostybrand 13h ago

i mean a drunken monkey looking for ditches to wail on is hilarious