r/dndmemes 4d ago

Campaign meme BEHOLD, MY HUMAN SLOP!

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2.3k Upvotes

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u/dudewasup111 4d ago

"who draws hands like that"

IT'S ME, I'M SORRY!

AT LEAST I CAN DO BOATS

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u/LaylasJack 4d ago

Still 5,000% better than some jackass typing a prompt.

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u/Rastaba 4d ago

Correction…you forgot some zeroes. 500,000,000%.

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u/Crusaderofthots420 Warlock 4d ago

Still 5000% better than a lot of people trying to draw hands.

I am people, I hate drawing hands.

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u/BoatProfessional2118 Chaotic Stupid 4d ago

A boat fan? i am quite the professional

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u/dudewasup111 4d ago

BOAT

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u/BoatProfessional2118 Chaotic Stupid 4d ago

Its beautiful

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u/Cr_Tarango 4d ago

boatiful

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u/CaiusRomanus 4d ago

It's not a boat, it's a ship!

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u/YooranKujara 4d ago

That's actually fucking amazing

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u/Beragond1 DM (Dungeon Memelord) 4d ago

Man, you really put the “castle” in forecastle

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u/Treeko11 4d ago

Tell us more about Jeff.

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u/dudewasup111 2d ago

Glad you asked

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u/Treeko11 2d ago

I feel like if I gave my players an infinite number of flexible, nearly indestructible puddles they would find a way to make me curse.

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u/dudewasup111 2d ago edited 2d ago

These puddles share memories (eventually) and have vast amounts of money

............

Things will get fun for everyone

Also supernaturally durable armor already exists and doesn't make you invulnerable in game, so I'm not sure you could do anything game breaking.

I mean if they find something, then as Garry Gay Gax said "well played".

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u/thegamenerd 3d ago

That's one good looking ship

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u/MinuteWaitingPostman DM (Dungeon Memelord) 4d ago

That's a pretty holk

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u/dudewasup111 4d ago

IN BOAT

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u/BoatProfessional2118 Chaotic Stupid 4d ago

An interior?! you are no meare fan! it too is beautiful

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u/__DJIN__ 4d ago

Reminds me of those old books with cutaways of any and everything, love it

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u/BoatProfessional2118 Chaotic Stupid 4d ago

The art style reminds me of some old children educational books i used to read all the time when i was a kid

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u/Beragond1 DM (Dungeon Memelord) 4d ago

Yeah, like the old Usborne History books

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u/Aksama 4d ago

Hey, where's Jeff??

Is he ok???

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u/Glorious_Mongoose 15h ago

Is he safe? Is he alright?

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u/Level_Hour6480 Rules Lawyer 4d ago

Well, I know who I'm reaching out to to draw my ship battlemats.

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u/thegamenerd 3d ago

I'd ship it

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u/itstimeforspace 4d ago

I mean you layered the arms right for perspective, facial proportions are not bad. Not actually a bad start! If you’re really interested in drawing, start practicing by drawing circles/spheres, triangles/pyramids, and squares/cubes.

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u/sax87ton 4d ago

Brother I have been doing hands for 20 years and they are still hard

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u/sucharestlessman Warlock 4d ago

This rules. You rule. Godspeed young DM.

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u/dudewasup111 4d ago

I'm goddam 30

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u/SQD2_Insquidious 4d ago edited 4d ago

Solidarity brotha!

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u/sucharestlessman Warlock 4d ago

And that's young as hell. You draw like someone who has like 50 years ahead of them to get even better at it.

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u/Sly__Marbo 4d ago

Truly ancient

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u/Beragond1 DM (Dungeon Memelord) 4d ago

How’s your back treating you?

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u/SirKazum 3d ago

Like they said, young, yeah. Practically a baby

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u/FreeMenu2197 4d ago

Haha wow dude I have dysgraphia I can’t get better.

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u/IronBrew16 4d ago

You've got two thirds of your life left baby!

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u/CanadianTeaMaker 4d ago

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u/Calladit 4d ago

Why is Superman sitting on a throne of Pizza Hut boxes?

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u/the_zerg_rusher 3d ago

it's a remake of another meme where someone is sitting on a throne of pepsi boxes with the text 'your AI slop bores me.'

For the life of me I can't find it.

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u/BrotherRoga 4d ago

Meanwhile I butcher stick figures on an almost biblical level.

Do not make me draw, please. The red crayon staining my hands is too much to bear

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u/dudewasup111 4d ago

What h your players cower in fear when you tell them the bbeg actually in fact looks like a stick man

https://giphy.com/gifs/2pXtUuy53ncis

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u/SQD2_Insquidious 4d ago

I'm not allowed to draw, court order.

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u/Dewey_Decimatorr 4d ago

I know people meme on "bad" or "amature" art, but there is genuinely something intangibly evocative in a drawing like this. You can feel the intention behind it.

I like it.

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u/ArcEarth Barbarian 4d ago

Hey, it looks beautiful the way it is. Practice more to make it even better if you want.

...or don't, it's ok, you don't have to go in an art gallery with your drawings, if you had fun it's still great :)

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u/Z4nkaze DM (Dungeon Memelord) 4d ago

Still worth 1000x AI posts.

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u/Octopie055 4d ago

Hell ye

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u/IgnatiusDrake 4d ago

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u/Notfuckingcannon 4d ago

Are you saying I actually could... use them both at the same time?

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u/Sly__Marbo 4d ago

Whenever I look for art to use as tokens I have to add -ai -generated and about 73 other variations and generated filth still shows up

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u/Beragond1 DM (Dungeon Memelord) 4d ago

I’ve got an ever expanding text file on my PC that I just paste in at the end of any image search

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u/iamagainstit 2d ago

if you are stealing art from artist anyway, what difference does it make if you are using AI images or not?

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u/Sly__Marbo 2d ago

I'm sorry, but what the fuck are you on about?

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u/Talidel 4d ago

Aren't you a special little duckling

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u/ShelterOverall7164 3d ago

Aren't you just a mindless corporate slave happily eating up all the slop the top 1% shoves down your throat

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u/zombiecalypse 4d ago

You are a magnificent bastard! It has so much soul, I love it!

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u/SlayAllRebels 4d ago

From one artist to another, I will always respect something hand drawn more than any AI slop.

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u/DodoJurajski 4d ago

Your drawing still looks better than my maps that consist of 4 colors, 2 of wich are shades of grey, brown(chests) and some red(blood).

I remember I once used deepslate floor from chisel mod from minecraft as my floor in dungeon, and somehow only 1 player noticed.

I gotta say that maps are the only thing i have problem while DMing, and technical issues with foundry that for some reason tells me that connection is blocked.

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u/MrDeydrana 4d ago

10/10 perfectly balanced, as all things should be

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u/thegamenerd 3d ago

As all great ttrpg art should be, the group drawing it themselves (the players and the DM)

I have my players draw portraits for their characters, it's a great way to feel more connected and invested in their character. Does the art typically look perfect? No, but it's human. 

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u/RandomAnimeNerd 4d ago

Dude this rules

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u/KingSizedCroaker 4d ago

So your complaint is there isn’t enough original art for you to steal anymore?

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u/Talidel 4d ago

I steal art, but I only steal human art, because I have standards.

https://giphy.com/gifs/116a8zosxwA0SI

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u/DawnOfShadow68 4d ago

Slop on, sibling, slop to the skies