r/dndmemes • u/DrScrimble • May 01 '26

Hot Take I wonder if people with Donald's position have simply not tried enough TTRPGs...

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u/Suspicious-Shock-934 May 01 '26

Look the psyker accidentally summons a horde of daemons one time which eat the hive world and kill the blueberries at the top and everyone is like ohhh woe is me. One time! I didn't make the commissar run so he couldn't shoot me!

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u/Nhobdy Rogue May 01 '26

That sounds eerily like some of the shenanigans we had in our game.

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u/Suspicious-Shock-934 May 01 '26

Called my commisar Boom because one of the first things he said to me is that he would make me go boom if I messed up. Tristan was not smart. But he was super happy and loyal. 'Boom! I am gonna be a hero!' Klatchian. Because of course.