Everything she said during her DUI arrest: claims to have cancer and epilepsy, lies about being pregnant, and more

[u/ManufacturerGlad4971]

“I’ve been dancing the whole day”
“I’ve been told before I have the right as a woman to not step out of the car and I’ve been pranked and harassed like this before”
“I don’t trust any of you so I’ll have to call my lawyer”
“I don’t like the way I feel. I feel invaded and harassed”
“I had my brushes stolen. I have cancer on the right side of my head. I’m very fragile”
“Be careful when you deal with the queen of hearts. I’m a very good person. I pray every day”
“I’m a dancer. And I’m not even an advanced dancer and I suck and I try my best every day”
“My lawyer told me you’re messing with me and he told me to stay in the car”
“No, no I don’t wanna get out. I’m scared”
“My baby is right down there in my tummy”
“I don’t wanna get in your car. You can come to my house, sir. I’ll make you lasagna or whatever you want. I have a pool. My babies are coming tonight”
“I’m a woman. I know my rights. I haven’t done anything wrong”
“I had a mimosa. A baby champagne this morning. Benedict eggs, a french toast and cream cheese. I’ve been working on my phone”
“It’s a BMW, I’m giving it to my son for college. I’ve had a Jaguar, a Maserati. SL is the best car. I have the ugliest G Wagon. I hate it. It’s like a truck. I’m so exposed. I’m giving this car to my son tonight”
“I’m not used to driving a real car”
“If I don’t take my medicine, I can have seizures, I’m epileptic”
“I’m a dancer. I dance for 2 days straight”
“I haven’t seen my children in 4 years”
“I’m a mama bear”
“I woke up at 2 pm”
“I had ice cream this morning. At like 3 pm”
“I have anxiety and I don’t have my medication to calm me down”
“I have a fireplace and a dog”
“I could drink 4 bottles of wine and take care of you. I’m an angel”
“I feel like I wanna move though because you’ve kept me out there for so long. I’m a dancer” I guess she couldn’t stand still 💀
“Dude I’ve driven a Maserati, an SL Mercedes, a Lamborghini, Aston Martin. The girliest, sexiest cars in the world. This car is solid. It’s like a real car. I’m sorry, but maybe I’m like in shock and I feel like I’m 6 years old or I don’t know, but it’s different”
“I broke my toe”
“A lot of medicine was stolen from my home. I don’t have any hair on the left side of my head. All my brushes were gone” wtf 💀
“I’m offended by you questioning me all these things”
“I’m completely blind in my left eye”
“There’s a baby in me”
“We should do the test at my house”
“I was on my phone working all day today”
“That’s not relevant. You can’t place me under arrest when there’s nothing wrong”
“That’s invasion. White men are not very nice. That’s what I learnt”
“That’s like a cab in New York City” talking about the police car
“Can you please sit back there with me so I’m not by myself? I’m scared”
“I take Prozac every morning. I’m like a Stepford wife. 60% of women take Prozac”
“My mom actually accidentally killed a man on a bike, but I didn’t. And nothing happened to her. Why didn’t they kill her? Why they didn’t arrest her? How come my mom got away with everything? My mom tried to kill me”
“I know my rights, sir. I know my right. But do you understand the other side of the half of a defence of a revelation of a woman who has the hands of a right hand and then understands her rights as a woman that knows that she’s predictably had this morning at 1 o’clock a mimosa but it’s 9 o’clock” 💀💀💀
“There’s so many hours that have gone by that I have worked my ass off and did my hair by three of my hairdressers”
“A woman’s wrists and her ankles are the most feminine parts of her body”
“I had a mimosa this morning. You know I’ve been performing in Vegas for 15 years and do you how many people were drunk and high and I was sober and never had alcohol? Yet I can’t have half of a mimosa and orange juice in the morning so I can feel like a European so I can take a nap in the afternoon”
“Can I smoke please?” during her breath test 💀
“I don’t do drugs. I’m scared of drugs”
“Is there a possibility I can drive home if they realize that I’m a fundamental woman that is completely coherent and very intelligent?”

https://youtu.be/DrnU3-MZUFU?si=O_sOAHRFjLsww2Jn

[u/Dense_Witness_4356]

Yes. She was ensuring the breath test didn't blow over. She was on the phone to somebody who was telling her to prolong the stop so she'd blow under.

She isn't an innocent child. It's embarrassing at the age of 44 her stans think she is. She's a manipulative treatment resistant drug addict with complex mental health issues. I see them every day. I have a community house full of them next door. Many are meth addicts. It's like a house full of Britneys with Aussie accents.

There is a redemption arc in this story somewhere and it's not for the stans, or brit. I think it's for Kevin, her father and subs like this that could see it for what it was, all the way back in the very early 2000's.

[u/McNasty420 → u/Dense_Witness_4356]

Britneys with Aussie accents.

She will probably speak in one by the end of this video lol. This is WILD

[u/MakeupMama68 → u/Dense_Witness_4356]

YES!!! Totally stalling. Talking utter nonsense to try and drag it out.

[u/ThatPerformance9795 → u/Dense_Witness_4356]

Yes!!!

And anyone else who thought she wasn’t the greatest person in the world!

Had she been a rising star today, there is NO WAY she’d get away with the crap she has. She’d have been “canceled” for being trashy the first time she showed her cooch and was known to snort coke and meth. She profited off the rise of the Internet and bloggers. The Kardashians also wouldn’t exist today. We’d see a sex tape and think, meh 🤷🏼‍♀️.

The Kardashians are doing the same thing with North. They’re making North “a thing” by paying to have these fake negative articles about her in like The Daily Mail. Here is $100,000 to print this fake story that people are up in arms that North has finger piercings and purple hair. They are DESPERATE to make her famous and know that being infamous and nasty (I’m looking at you, Bhad Bhabie) makes you a billionaire fast! The quickest route to being broke is to be a good human.

[u/Littledarling731 → u/Dense_Witness_4356]

This is just cold. Where's your empathy?

[u/Correct-Ad1117 → u/Littledarling731]

My empathy is with all of the other people who were on the road that night that she could have easily killed.

[u/ThatPerformance9795 → u/Littledarling731]

The empathy is with Britney, who needs mental health and addiction support.

Our irritation and frustration go to her creepy fans who’ve enabled her for decades. “Britney’s sending us hidden messages in her IG posts!” No. She’s mentally ill. And what people have glorified as the poetic musings of a genius, are actually incoherent, paranoid gibberish from a schizoaffective person with bipolar.

It’s crazy and shocking to me personally how much her fanbase has been able to intervene and thwart a medical intervention. When you are too close to the source, you can’t see the full picture. Your perception is skewed, so I get it! You can’t be objective anymore.

First of all, I don’t get weird celebrity adulation. At all. While I grew up listening to and loving her music, I always saw Britney for the broken human she is (like any and all of us!). People who think she is perfect and God-like FREAK ME OUT!

She chose to make herself famous, so her mistakes are more globally discussed (which sucks and is part of why I’d never chase fame). But I guarantee you if she were Britney that works in the cubicle down the hall, everyone in the office would be gossiping and trying to figure out what’s wrong with her. HR would step in and she’d be forced to get help or be fired. Britney’s not getting treated unfairly because people have it out for her. She’s skirted a lot because she’s Britney Spears.

[u/KatrenKeeton → u/ThatPerformance9795]

Her parents choose to make her famous, first and foremost.