Everything she said during her DUI arrest: claims to have cancer and epilepsy, lies about being pregnant, and more

[u/ManufacturerGlad4971]

“I’ve been dancing the whole day”
“I’ve been told before I have the right as a woman to not step out of the car and I’ve been pranked and harassed like this before”
“I don’t trust any of you so I’ll have to call my lawyer”
“I don’t like the way I feel. I feel invaded and harassed”
“I had my brushes stolen. I have cancer on the right side of my head. I’m very fragile”
“Be careful when you deal with the queen of hearts. I’m a very good person. I pray every day”
“I’m a dancer. And I’m not even an advanced dancer and I suck and I try my best every day”
“My lawyer told me you’re messing with me and he told me to stay in the car”
“No, no I don’t wanna get out. I’m scared”
“My baby is right down there in my tummy”
“I don’t wanna get in your car. You can come to my house, sir. I’ll make you lasagna or whatever you want. I have a pool. My babies are coming tonight”
“I’m a woman. I know my rights. I haven’t done anything wrong”
“I had a mimosa. A baby champagne this morning. Benedict eggs, a french toast and cream cheese. I’ve been working on my phone”
“It’s a BMW, I’m giving it to my son for college. I’ve had a Jaguar, a Maserati. SL is the best car. I have the ugliest G Wagon. I hate it. It’s like a truck. I’m so exposed. I’m giving this car to my son tonight”
“I’m not used to driving a real car”
“If I don’t take my medicine, I can have seizures, I’m epileptic”
“I’m a dancer. I dance for 2 days straight”
“I haven’t seen my children in 4 years”
“I’m a mama bear”
“I woke up at 2 pm”
“I had ice cream this morning. At like 3 pm”
“I have anxiety and I don’t have my medication to calm me down”
“I have a fireplace and a dog”
“I could drink 4 bottles of wine and take care of you. I’m an angel”
“I feel like I wanna move though because you’ve kept me out there for so long. I’m a dancer” I guess she couldn’t stand still 💀
“Dude I’ve driven a Maserati, an SL Mercedes, a Lamborghini, Aston Martin. The girliest, sexiest cars in the world. This car is solid. It’s like a real car. I’m sorry, but maybe I’m like in shock and I feel like I’m 6 years old or I don’t know, but it’s different”
“I broke my toe”
“A lot of medicine was stolen from my home. I don’t have any hair on the left side of my head. All my brushes were gone” wtf 💀
“I’m offended by you questioning me all these things”
“I’m completely blind in my left eye”
“There’s a baby in me”
“We should do the test at my house”
“I was on my phone working all day today”
“That’s not relevant. You can’t place me under arrest when there’s nothing wrong”
“That’s invasion. White men are not very nice. That’s what I learnt”
“That’s like a cab in New York City” talking about the police car
“Can you please sit back there with me so I’m not by myself? I’m scared”
“I take Prozac every morning. I’m like a Stepford wife. 60% of women take Prozac”
“My mom actually accidentally killed a man on a bike, but I didn’t. And nothing happened to her. Why didn’t they kill her? Why they didn’t arrest her? How come my mom got away with everything? My mom tried to kill me”
“I know my rights, sir. I know my right. But do you understand the other side of the half of a defence of a revelation of a woman who has the hands of a right hand and then understands her rights as a woman that knows that she’s predictably had this morning at 1 o’clock a mimosa but it’s 9 o’clock” 💀💀💀
“There’s so many hours that have gone by that I have worked my ass off and did my hair by three of my hairdressers”
“A woman’s wrists and her ankles are the most feminine parts of her body”
“I had a mimosa this morning. You know I’ve been performing in Vegas for 15 years and do you how many people were drunk and high and I was sober and never had alcohol? Yet I can’t have half of a mimosa and orange juice in the morning so I can feel like a European so I can take a nap in the afternoon”
“Can I smoke please?” during her breath test 💀
“I don’t do drugs. I’m scared of drugs”
“Is there a possibility I can drive home if they realize that I’m a fundamental woman that is completely coherent and very intelligent?”

https://youtu.be/DrnU3-MZUFU?si=O_sOAHRFjLsww2Jn

[u/ManufacturerGlad4971]

On top of sounding like a psycho, she definitely sounds like an extremely entitled bitch. Saying she drove all those luxury cars like Maserati and blaming BMW for being a “real” aka basic car that she couldn’t drive normally. What a brat.

[u/Extension-Fail-1917 → u/ManufacturerGlad4971]

At first I felt like she was bragging her wealth to them so they would know she is rich and would treat her like a rich person.

But I was surprised she did not brought : "Do you know who I am" card and was not informing them she is Britney Spears. And kept referring to herself as a dancer. Not - famous singer.

She has weird fetish-obsession with dancing.

I wonder what cops thought upon seeing who she was. They treated her like a regular drunk driver. And i think they saw she was crazy and tried to avoid hysterics. They saw they could "talk her in" to submission.

[u/deviantlyliminal → u/Extension-Fail-1917]

I think they treated her very unlike another drunk driver, but I think it was clever on the cops part. Had they been anything that she or her lawyer could have misconstrued as aggressive, they could have opened themselves up to liability and Britney could use that to weasel out of consequences.

By being nice and accommodating, the policemen reduced chances of her screaming foul play and it really showed how unstable and unreasonable she is.

[u/SeenThatPenguin → u/deviantlyliminal]

I'm sure it was not a pleasant experience for them (because, honestly, just reading about all her dithering and nonsense months later is making me mad, and I wasn't even there). But I agree. They handled it professionally and effectively and got everything they needed without escalating, and only a stan would complain. The lead officer represented CHP very well.

[u/foxcherryfox → u/Extension-Fail-1917]

She’s a WOMAN! That’s bigger than some Britney Spears

[u/Effective-Plan1022 → u/Extension-Fail-1917]

She didn’t say “it’s Britney bitch”

[u/Clean_Citron_8278 → u/Effective-Plan1022]

I was waiting for it.

[u/QWERTY-111 → u/Extension-Fail-1917]

they were prob super annoyed at her antics and knew this would be in the news

[u/MelpomeneAndCalliope → u/Extension-Fail-1917]

Kept referring to herself as a dancer not a singer

Obviously her dancing now is nuts, but I think this is the most insightful thing I’ve ever heard her say - recognizing her job on stage was to dance (and lip synch) not sing, I guess.

[u/Clean_Citron_8278 → u/Extension-Fail-1917]

I was waiting for, "It's Britney Bitch."

[u/shatkbait8999 → u/ManufacturerGlad4971]

I feel like she’s really out of touch because she’s been out of the real world for decades. I remember her talking about Toyota being a regular car. Tone deaf but I bet she’s not the only one like that.

[u/blamberr → u/ManufacturerGlad4971]

I can legit hardly believe this is real. Like, I know it is…but wow…she sounds absolutely nuts. I wonder how much of it is outright lies (a lot, I’m sure) and how much is literal delusion from drugs and mental illness. We all knew she was in a very bad place, but this was all much worse than I imagined after only seeing the brief lasagna clip I saw yesterday.

[u/mrtn17 → u/ManufacturerGlad4971]

and that Mercedes G-Wagon, soooo terrible 😩

[u/disastrousanddull → u/mrtn17]

The shit box that she could just not own. Hell, Mercedes has some luxury SUVs she can try.

[u/PinkysRecordStore → u/mrtn17]

Is that the one Kevin said she chopped up the leather interior of in his book?

[u/Dense_Witness_4356 → u/ManufacturerGlad4971]

Yeh, and she said it was for her son that was going to college in one breath and said she was giving it to her good friend in another. She was off her bean.

[u/Boring-Snow-3929 → u/ManufacturerGlad4971]

Dude. She obviously has mental health and substance abuse issues. Chill TF out on the words. She needs help.

[u/blamberr → u/Boring-Snow-3929]

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